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Last night I stripped for the first time (well, the first time in front of people who weren't my partner) not professionally at a club, it was in our home, but I had gotten some tips and training points from my friend who used to be a professional stripper, as I was supposed to look and act as "real" as possible. incl. lap dancing.
I was really really nervous (I am a bit of a klutz sometimes and I feared getting tangled up in things, tripping, falling over, bruising or damaging myself or others redface ) but it ended up being a whole lot of fun! I only tripped once and no one got hurt. Thinking of maybe trying it out in a club... someday.
just wanted to share, and also, if anyone else, male/female wanted to share stripping stories, whether it's about doing it professionally, semi-professionally, just for yourself, or what have you, love to hear it.
miss sweetie.
Having only just got my citizenship a month ago, I am not too well-read on what the UK STI and HIV treatment plans are like, or health education to discourage infected persons from treating their illnesses lightly and not protecting themselves or telling their sexual partners.
The U.S. sexual health education system is dismal and people in their 20's and younger, even when the know they have HIV, are not using condoms and no one knows what to do to punish these people, and yes anything like quarrentine or making them wear a badge is illegal and a human rights violation.
I know I've mentioned him before, but Dan Savage - Sexual Advice Columnist, addressed this issue here
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how the guy doesn't have to play hunt the boob as soon as she's horizontal confused

silicone .... lordy we just watched a porn the other day and it looked like she had stuffed footballs (the american kind of footballs) in each one. shock: :shock: They stuck straight up and pointy when she was lying down. grooooosss.
I love watching porn as well, and will do it with anyone. My first experiences were when i was young. My girlfriends and i found my dad's stash and also figured out how to unlock the playboy channel. I have been hooked ever since. (and there is something especially fun about watching porn with only girls)
ms. sweetie :
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redface redface how did you know!!!

Your bathroom has a very large keyhole!!
didn't know dogging included other people's bath's!
as a female I prefer to give them (go down, give head etc...) more than receive... but then again...69's are lovely.
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only thing i bring in the bath with me is a snorkle and perhaps a toy or two. .

Fancy taking rubber ducks into the bath with you at your age tut tut.
redface redface how did you know!!!
of course I also bring a few toy boats (say that 3x's fast) and some bath crayons...
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If every one of us practiced safe sex then the UK Aids problem would or could be under control but probably not eradicated completely. Not sure if I have explained this adequately but I'm sure most people will get the point. We really cant go on like we are doing.

An infection like HIV only spreads through intimate sources so can in fact be close to eradicated. Diseases like smallpox which was far more infectious has been eradicated. With stringent screening of blood/organs and safe sexual practices, then within 2-3 generation you could have a situation where all the infected people have passed away and left the population free of HIV. This is something which could be achieved, but I doubt it will.
Instead of it "slowly dying out" HIV is getting more and more deadly. Last month a new, stronger more virulent strain was discovered in a man in New York City. This strain of HIV is resistent to the current drug therapy treatements and the development to AIDS occurs more rapidly. you can read more here:
i like to be completely and totally submerged
only thing i bring in the bath with me is a snorkle and perhaps a toy or two. wink
last time i tried to bring it book the pages got all soggy.
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did you forget to airbrush the inside of your locker wink rotflmao

lol lol I guess so, should've had you come over and do it for me. wink
on white toast: pix stix sugar, pop rox and Cap'n Crunch cereal (snog if you guess the movie that's from)
on wholemeal (or wholewheat if you're american): Marshmallow Fluff & Honey
I thought I'd bring another perspective to the heated condom "debate" and went on a google search and discovered that I am:
You're Enhanced Pleasure condoms! You LOVE to do
things that will make you feel good, whether it
be spending the day getting your hair and nails
done, or eating a whole German chocolate
cake... or you know, having sex.
What kind of condom are you?
I can live with that I guess...
Dog Name: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
I have no idea what that means or what my character is like cos the game froze.. :confused2:
woof!
1. FULL NAME: saraSweetie
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: blue pj pants
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: the mr. sniffling
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: yeah, indian style
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: nothing
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: ultramarine blue
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: sunny but cold and windy
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: my mom redface
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: eyes and hair, if they have any
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: don't know, but probably
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: sloth-like
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: ribena
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: dirty martini
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: to watch: football to do: swimming
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: brown
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: blue.
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: yup
18. SIBLINGS:1 older sis, 1 older bro.
19. FAVORITE MONTH: September
20. FAVORITE FOODS: potatoes, raspberries, pumpkin seeds
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Coma
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 3rd of Sept.
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: shy w/ girls, not shy w/ boys
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: no, but i also don't like eating engine grease...
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: both please, thank you
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: swirl
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: yep
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: erm....
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: no idea
32. SMOKE: trying really hard not to. Mosly succeeding.
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: "Designers Guide to Pre Print Production" and Penthouse Forum VI
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: no, he always gets up before me.
35. FAVE SOAP : Didn't have any til I moved here, now I watch Hollyoaks.
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: I have no idea. something must.
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: if it involves thunder, I will be under the bed
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: A mix given to me a long long time ago by someone I lost...
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: plain
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: don't eat em.
41. FAVORITE CAR: Mini Cooper
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Lilacs and Tulips
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: two
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: no but the mr. did it professionally
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: thursday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: red red red
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: had a huuuuge hotel party. (it was also a going away party)
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: no
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: going running
50. FANCY A SHAG: what, now? sure, lemme go brush my teeth.
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Hate to correct a mod but urine is in fact completely harmless and contains no toxcins.
In the war, soldiers would pee on wounds to sterilise them before stitching them up
Urea, uric acid and salt are all have anti septic properties. Toxcins are absorbed into the large intestine are passed into the feaces
Sorry to piss on your parade. Nowt wrong with a bit of pee play, its a bitch if its gets in your eyes/up your nose though biggrin

hmm. i thought your own urine was sterile to you but not to others. I did know about medics using it in wartime, but again, i thought it was the urine of the person being stitched up...
...i'm terrified of sharks. since i was small... I loved swimming, since before I could walk, and i'm not so much afraid of them finding me in the ocean, but when i was a kid and swimming alone in my parents pool, i'd stay in the shallow end cos i thought JAWS would appear in the deep end....
the mr. is afraid of flying. he made it over to england ok, but says that next time he has to GO back to New York he's taking a boat INSTEAD of flying.
sigh.
u think people are just ignoring you. but no....
perhaps this would help:
i think Kama Sutra makes a line of edible massage oils that both taste good, warm to the touch, and are latex safe...
I'm kinda on there... and the description is scarily accurate, but does it count if it's not spelled right? cos spelling ALWAYS counts!!!
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Are children allowed to wear contact lenses? Just wondered because my daughter's been asking if she can have some instead of glasses next time she goes to get her eyes tested. She's almost 15, is that too young?

Just been to my eye doc a few weeks ago back in the states. Apparently they are saying now, at least in america, that kids should hold off on lenses until after 16 because they think that starting young greatly increases the chances of poorer eyesight when they are older.
I've been wearing contacts since I was 14, am blind as a bat!!! only had problems when i was young and they had me in hard lenses. Been using extended-wear soft since 16 and not a problem, tho i take them out at night. (when i sleep in them i wake up feeling like someone's poured glue in my eyes)
good luck with the lenses!!!!
ms. sweet
perhaps u should try looking at this site? :
i'm not advertising this or anything, just did a quick search online, but it seems to me that it would be easier to find people who enjoy this and similar fetishes on a fetish-specific site. esp. if SH has such a low percentage of cpls and women into the same.
when ever i take anti-malarials for too long I have the most vivid sweaty sex dreams.
Sara - Princess
Geoffrey - Gift of Peace
I think a princess should get a better gift than peace.... cheap bastard, where are my diamonds!
Geoff:
1940's --- 372
1950's --- 279
1960's --- 282
1970's --- 212
1980's --- 210
1990's --- 369
Sara:
1900's --- 129
1910's --- 116
1920's --- 126
1930's --- 133
1940's --- 131
1950's --- 166
1960's --- 161
1970's --- 50
1980's --- 30
1990's --- 44
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hmm. tin or fresh.. is there a difference?
but give me a week, i'll run a few tests: tinned v. fresh, juice v. solid... :

what happens if your bloke won't eat it Then go for the tinned sliced stuff, then if your bloke won't eat it, you just slip the rings on his knob and do it yourself.
lhk
Kat
...u could slip some pieces into his usual food.... hide it like hiding pills for dogs in cheese.
... u can also alter the file xtension after you dl it. you can change a .bmp to a .jpg or even a .pdf thru the properties menu.
hmm. tin or fresh.. is there a difference?
i will say that i'm guesing all the refined sugar in tinned pineapple would have an averse affect.
but give me a week, i'll run a few tests: tinned v. fresh, juice v. solid...
where the mr. when u need him... blast blast
sigh.
resisting sarcasm urges...
positive!!!!! and stop eating fast food. you know its crap for your body but eat it anyway but we can taste it days and days later.