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Quote by rachel-lane
being a couple where one is a student and the other a freelance artist, the "weekend" doesn't really mean much to us... but it was still SOOOOO much fun anyway.
working is for the weak!!!!!!

yea joy another artist, although since ive been on here ive become such a lazy cow, sh has sooo much to answer for my bank balance dipping into the red. redface
ooh. rachel!!!! i already had a crush on the avatar AND the bitingly-offhand sarcastic personality... to find our you're also an artist!!! and yes, SH has also gotten between me and the canvas (don't know what your poison is) but I'm ok with going to an early grave poor & starved yet happy in my madness.
being a couple where one is a student and the other a freelance artist, the "weekend" doesn't really mean much to us... but it was still SOOOOO much fun anyway.
working is for the weak!!!!!!
we posted a review of club lick... and were sent an email this morning and saw that it had been deleted. we thought perhaps it was due to the review seeming like an advertisement or spamming?
We think we goofed with a post and angered the ( alll-knowing all-powerful???) moderators...
worship worship
We would like t to apologize to the mods and anyone else if we made an error. We are but simple newbies trying to join the wonderful if strange new world of the FORUM, and we did not mean to do wrong...
We're very very very sorry if we broke the rules with our review post. I hope no one is too angry?
:boxing: :fuckinghell: :kick: poke smackbottom
HAPPY BIRTHDAY / FELIZE CUMPLEANOS
:happy: :happy: :beer: :beer: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ooh, we probably missed the boat, but if not, may we be invited as well?
xxx
sara and geoff
Quote by andy_notts1974
i ws thinking about not cuming too soon and givin a girl a bigger cock than my 7" thats all, i really love to giv women great orasums

I personally, have never had an "orgasum," and asked the mr. he hasn't had one either... then again, we both have had orgasms a-plenty...
mr. o-sweetie: A bit of glam rock: Velvet Goldmine
ms. o-sweeite: BEST ALBUM EVER: Garden State
Quote by luv2lick
Take a vibrator with you!! wink

Or take a lesbian with you... wink

Make sure she has shaved her legs first though! wink
isn't that only if she's not the "butch partner" :confused2:
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Take a vibrator with you!! wink

Or take a lesbian with you... wink

...how bout he stays home while she goes off with the lesbian and the vibrator?
Quote by hornyred and dino
Cillit bang ! :shock: , what the fucks all that about eh dunno who came up with a name like that for kitchen cleaner. Some tosser`s been paid good money to think up that name confused

When we first moved here and saw that in our local ironmongers we pissed ourselves laughing rotflmao rotflmao couldn't belive you guys would actually call a CLEANING product a name like that.
anyone up for a cillit bang?
Club Lick was FANTASTIC!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Highly recommended!!
There were some downsides: a little too many single men last night, but we chose a night that wasnt billed as couples/single girls so we expected it. Most of the boys were v. polite.
It's very small so it gets very very VERY warm and smokey in there, don't know if anyone else cares.
Highlights: the people who run the club: Gary, Mel, Natasha and all of the staff are Wonderfuland Friendly and very welcoming. and often found us when we were just hanging out chatting with couples who are regulars, to ask if we were having fun and enjoying ourselves.
It is really relaxing and chilled out and the upstairs playroom is extremly sexy. We weren't there long before we were joining in a lot of fun.
Thanks :rose: so much to everyone here for giving us club tips on both what to wear, what to expect, and how to arrive! The dress code was actually very casual on the whole, but fetish wear, glam wear, etc... made an appearance. It's to each their own really, which is perfect.
we got home after dawn and are still experiencing some afterglow.
:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
:rose: thanks all u crazy advice-giving kids.
we're on our way out. Will try and post our review tomorrow somehwere along with perhaps a dress code guidline for future club lick newbies.
xxx :smile2:
Quote by bluexxx
If you say which club it is, people might be able to advise further...

club lick??? isn't reviewed on this site but it was recommended to us. click here for club lick
the club emailed and said "smart casual"... at least to get in the door. As for fetish-wear, which we think is acceptible in the club, we def. do NOT want to be wearing it on our journey, nor do we want to pack a big bag...
I'm going in back slacks and a button down
She's wearing heels, short denim skirt, silk hankercheif type top w/ no bra.
we're going to look like country bumpkins, aren't we...
we're taking two buses and the tube to get there so parking is not an issue, but thanks for that tip!!!
oook.
We're going out to our first swingers club ever tonite and while we have appropriate wear for regular dance clubs and even fetish clubs, we're at a loss at what to wear, especiallly me (the little miss) on my FEET (specially if it's a long trip to the club and i'm none too good in high heels). We don't want to look like twats... Is normal clubwear ok, or should we be thinking more "easy access..."
we searched the forum archives and didn't find anything that specifically answered our question so we thought we'd ask. If we're repeating, we're very sorry. I bet this is a dumb question...
anytime!!
we love bringing more sexual enlightenment (if we can) to everyone. Especially if includes a laugh as well.
Quote by zootle
...therefore the flight is cancelled! :shock:
Honest this came over the loud speaker system after we had waited an hour and a half to board.
At least it happened on the way back biggrin

At least it happened on the ground! :shock:
Yup. Was once told the aircraft I was on was broken whilst part way through a flight. Furthermore they saw fit to tell us they were actually taking the aircraft apart (specifically, the cockpit instrument panels) to see if they could fix the problem.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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<--- terrified fliers who are now never getting on another plane again. ever.