Well-educated, level-headed, good-humoured and fun-loving married couple seeking debaucherous SAFE adult fun and adventure with like-minded couples and very select singles.

We are both very open-minded as long as it's SAFE, respectful and enjoyable.

Due to family considerations we prefer not to host, but we do like attending clubs such as Le Boudoir, VA and Untamed. We also LOVE party invites so if you are having a 'sexy bash in the south', please think of us... We like to entertain and our verifications back this up!

Straight or bi couples welcome, as well as unicorns, and shaven preferred (we are). We list ourselves as bi-curious simply because we have a hedonistic mindset and enjoy all aspects of sex (there is no option for 'hedonist', 'roll with it' or 'see what fits'), but this is absolutely NOT essential to our enjoyment of a good meet. We are not ageist but we unlikely to bump uglies with anyone young enough to be our children or old enough to be our parents. Anything in-between is good!

When is having fun, is happy, even if he is not there to watch. So any sexy cpls or ladies want to invite her for a drink and.... hit us/her up.

*** Please no people with hang-ups, relationship issues, or unsavory attitudes. We just want to have fun. Life is far too short. If you are an angry person, homophobic or voted for Brexit and still think it was a good idea, pass us by.

*** NO SINGLE GUYS. If we want you, we will find you.

Oh and did we mention that we are only interested in SAFE fun?.... We are super clean and healthy and fully intend to remain that way as we swing our way into old age.

Ps. Mrs. Spoon is multi-orgasmic and has a gold badge for squirting so make sure to bring your swimming goggles.

Pps. If you are planning to visit a club to find couples to play with, DON'T dress up to look exactly like Jeffrey Dahmer and then follow people around without saying another. It isn't a turn-on and it's a trifle disturbing...

Institutions and any weird perverted entity using this site or its associated sites for projects or closet masturbation with an old sports sock - You do not have permission from us to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. Not that you will listen as you will be too busy thwapping away quietly under your duvet hoping your mum doesn't wander in.