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I apologise Oldcouple, sorry to have caused ructions sad
I feel for you; my Dad's disabled and my Mum suffers wink if you see what I mean.

Hey, no problem;-) We are both disabled and we are now having the best time of our lives. The kids have left home. No work as we are both retired. Big flash car for pulling and all the time in the world for having fun and not bothering about the cost. The car only does 20mpg and repairs are expensive so we have a spare runabout too and everything we want except our health but we have learned to live with that. We are pensioners, (dirty ones too) after all;-)
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Still a waste of time and we came home early. Last night the same too but at least tonight some children turned up to annoy us and it was entertaining as they seemed to be nurses and other hospital staff. There was 6 of them and it appears they thought taking their tops off would excite us or something. It did actually;-)
old couple

So were they children or adults? This message could be misunderstood I think. I must admit, I thought that coupleswho went out, went out to have fun and the other people go to watch/maybe join in. I can see that couples might watch other couples but don't understand how you could be disappointed if you could have shagged each other. You would have been delighted if you'd shagged, if people taking their tops off excites you!
I didn't make myself clear obviously even though I thought I had. They were adults of course but we class everybody who behaves like children as children. I did say they were nurses and other hospital staff! However to lighten up they were actually out to have fun annoying doggers but the 3 girls did seem to be on display alright. They had 2 cars and were flashing their headlights etc just like Garys. When they started taking their tops off the glimpses we saw when car lights were flashed were delicious. Now 40 years ago we would have taken no notice but these days we are thankful for anything;-) We last managed to shag some 5 years ago before we both became disabled but we have other ways;-)
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Its a start biggrin
I am glad I stayed in it pissed down here

We are in Suffolk and it is still very warm so I expect we will get rain soon. It is a bit muggy so it will probably clear the air. I go out later with my dog and I visit the dogging sites again and there is often action around 3am but as I am alone I don't bother to look very closely.
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Still a waste of time and we came home early. Last night the same too but at least tonight some children turned up to annoy us and it was entertaining as they seemed to be nurses and other hospital staff. There was 6 of them and it appears they thought taking their tops off would excite us or something. It did actually;-)
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welcome from another newbie, have fun I am

Hi and thanks. We intend to have fun alright. It is all we have ever done all our lives;-)
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Hi oldcouple
welcome to the site, and hope you have loads of fun
NC

Thanks naked cleaner;-) We prefer to be dirty so we would need a whole lot of time and effort to get cleaned;-)
oldcouple
Well, I am sure I could do one or two things for you in your place
LOL yes I bet you could;-)
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Never, ever stop thinking of sex as its the one thing that makes us all tick...... lol
equi-princess xxx

Some of us more than others redface
Welcome to the asylum olds
Thanks Princess
Welcome to the asylum angieyorkshire, from a Yorkshireman in exile.
Nice breasts btw.
Yes very nice indeed;-)
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Did anybody else spot this as just a letch at angieyorkshire's breasts ???
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Welcome to oldcouple hope you have fun .
Welcome to angie i know you will have fun good luck to you all lol

Many thanks debz. We will try to improve our fun.
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Such a shame when you make the effort to go out.
Better luck next time.
Gaz B

Thanks Gaz. We go out every night as we are getting towards the end of our quota so we are not going to waste any;-)
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Give me a shout next time your about, where and times etc.
What a fantastic day it's been.
Sorry Gaz but we do not need more competion;-) I know you will inderstand that;-) Yes it has been a fantastic day and we have had some luck in the past dogging during the day but today we had things to attend to so no fun expected until tonight if we are lucky.
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Had the same in derby and notts. Noone out at all, stayed in the notts site till 5am sad

We know all our local doggers and are comforted by the experience they have imparted to us that it is not unusual for August to be dead so when we were sitting around during the winter looking forward to summer we were wrong. We do get our fair share though and have had some good experiences in the back of our car when my wife has had a nice slim lady and I have been allowed to photograph the event;-)
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Quote by gazbaker51-51
Such a shame when you make the effort to go out.
Better luck next time.
Gaz B

Thanks Gaz. We go out every night as we are getting towards the end of our quota so we are not going to waste any;-)
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Night Sights....... WOW I was sitting in my car last night looking over at another car thinking I wonder if he has a night sight and is watching me?
I thought I was being paranoid but obviously not! bolt
Glad to hear you had a better time 2nite biggrin
Bren

I wouldn't worry about night sights as the ones that are within reach of the average wallet cannot see through glass. They are handy to see if any lurkers are about though or if any movement is taking place. They only show a green image anyhow and unless muchos moola is spent they have no magnification either.
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We are retired and old mad We are disabled too :x We still cannot think of anything more imortant than sex biggrin We will try not to get in the way as we find our way around here and unfortunately we are not very quick at typing. We come from Suffolk and spend all our spare time dogging wink The weather lately has not helped but we are patient cool We are not royalty but I am using the royal plural to signify we do everything together. If we are too old and decrepit please tell us as it would be embarassing to hang around if we were being a problem confused:
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Hi hunnnies......
Age is not a material factor in here... its about you and your personalities and whatever it is you're looking for in here...
Never, ever stop thinking of sex as its the one thing that makes us all tick...... lol
Welcome to SH.... join in the fun.....
equi-princess xxx
You have it in one. Sex is free, fun and essential. We are not the rabbits we used to be but we do know how to enjoy ourselves. We are getting a head set to go with our
messenger so that we can be ineven better contact a.s.a.p;-)
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As a fellow East Anglian (at other end of the A14 from you though), welcome.
I've never been as far as Ipswich dogging, but if I ever do I will shout hello before I go.
Regards
Harry Jones

Hi Harry,
The dogging scene is very quiet at the moment. We even belong to a local internet group for doggers and that is also dead. It is so strange as we expected the dogging to get better when it became warmer but the opposite seems to be the case:-(
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Welcome guys wave
Now stop worrying, join in and have fun, fun, fun! wink :wink:
ES
:rascal:
PS And if you want your housework done, naked-cleaner's yer man! smile

Thanks Eager Slut. We intend to have fun for as long as we can;-)
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Hi oldcouple
welcome to the site, and hope you have loads of fun
NC

Thanks naked cleaner;-) We prefer to be dirty so we would need a whole lot of time and effort to get cleaned;-)
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Same story, different location :cry:

It livened up a bit tonight with some newbies playing about but they didn't put the light on so it was difficult to see much and when someone used a night sight it spooked them completely but they had done as much as they were going to I think. Still it was better than last night, just.
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For a Sunday it was just awful. Fortunately because it is weekend there were no truckers lurking around but there were an awful lot of single guys in cars and the one couple we did see was frightened off by idiots who go dogging as a pair of males in one car. We gave up just now and came home disappointed. Still, one of the old hands did tell us that August Bank Holiday would be a dead loss. We hope things improve tomorrow:-(
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We go dogging every night and this month has been the worst ever. Last night all we saw were hunters or gay. It has been a while now since we pulled a young bird too. We are in Ipswich Suffolk and we will be out again tonight, hunting;-)
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Welcome to the Swingingheaven forums you two
I have known swingers attend clubs into their 70's and still are going strong so old nah. Its not so much as age but ability to use what you have got wink
There are quite a few disabled swingers knocking around too so what I reckon is grab a bottle of wine. Join in the forums where you want to - enjoy the site as a whole and maybe see you at a Munch sometime
Have Fun
Steph

The problem is not being able to use it evil The fun is finding other ways to be excited biggrin
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welcome to the forums, theres never an age limit for having fun, enjoy your stay both wink

Thanks for the welcome biggrin We are begining to feel more comfortable already :D
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welcome you guys wave
hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Meaty, Postie, MCB wink ............... you get the idea
Hi and thanks. It is a great relief that we are not too old biggrin We are still young in spirit even if the flesh part is ancient our minds and imainations are perfect :D :D :D
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Test them out, try to imagine Johneboy is witty and attractive, not that good are they? :wink:

That goes to prove the value of a good imagination lol
oldcouple
Nobody has an imagination that powerful! :wink:
Anyway, Welcome!
Thanks :D You would be surprised how imaginative I can be and when I get to it my wife imagines it too :D :D :D
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Quote by Happy Cats
welcome you guys wave
hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Meaty, Postie, MCB wink ............... you get the idea
Hi and thanks. It is a great relief that we are not too old biggrin We are still young in spirit even if the flesh part is ancient our minds and imainations are perfect :D :D :D
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Test them out, try to imagine Johneboy is witty and attractive, not that good are they? :wink:

That goes to prove the value of a good imagination lol
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welcome you guys wave
hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Meaty, Postie, MCB wink ............... you get the idea
Hi and thanks. It is a great relief that we are not too old biggrin We are still young in spirit even if the flesh part is ancient our minds and imainations are perfect :D :D :D
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Hi WELCOME were new here ourselves.
Im certainly sure your not too old
Hope you find what your looking for and have lots of fun.
Paul,Nic

Thanks Paul,Nic. We are relieved to find we are not too old for others biggrin Luckily we often have lots of fun :D
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welcome oldcouple
hope u find what u are looking for lol

Thanks for the welcome smile We are always looking for something as that is about all we can do these days mad We manage though biggrin
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We are retired and old mad We are disabled too :x We still cannot think of anything more imortant than sex biggrin We will try not to get in the way as we find our way around here and unfortunately we are not very quick at typing. We come from Suffolk and spend all our spare time dogging wink The weather lately has not helped but we are patient cool We are not royalty but I am using the royal plural to signify we do everything together. If we are too old and decrepit please tell us as it would be embarassing to hang around if we were being a problem confused:
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