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onlyme1981
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 45
UK

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Quote by easy
So OM, when you put hump blast 69position at the end of your PMs, are you trying to tell me something? confused dunno lol

I thought that was private! :shock: lol
In that case, I'll tell everyone what you put at the end of your PM's to me:
69position kiss worship hump blast :therethere: smackbottom passionkiss sillyhwoar:
What exactly are you trying to tell me? dunno :lol2:
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... what do you say? I mean in an email, text, letter, PM etc etc.
Not sure why I thought of this but some people always give xx's to those they may not know. Not criticism by the way.... it's just I prefer to give xx's to people I know....not sure why and not sure why it matters either for that matter.
Mine usually go something like this:
If I don't know the person I usually put a smile smile or biggrin
If I know the person only very slightly I'll say "Take care" or something along those lines...with a smile smile or biggrin
If I know the person better than that they'll get some xx's and a smile smile or biggrin
This isn't a set rule though - it depends what mood I'm in at the time.
This is probably a completely pointless thread, but we've all got to have one sooner or later lol
Really though, I'm just intrigued as to whether anyone else goes along the same lines as me, or if it is just me!
Quote by smokerjim
Onlyme and Misschief you are both on the list!! wink

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WOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO! too!
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Quote by wolvie_dude
I think on here.. everybody has the advantage of being who they really want to be.. It also allows us the luxury of being able to think before we type, therefore making us look witty, smart whatever. In real life, If we did the same as on here.. there would be 3 minute pauses after someone speaks while everyone works out exactly what and how they are gonna say next.
I can be a right chatterbox on the net, and in real life I prefer to listen and be quiet and take it all in..
(I'm also a closet shy guy biggrin )
Except when I'm drunk, when all the old toot I've spouted above gets thrown out the window and I become a party animal !!! drinkies

Spot on.... I'm very much the same. I can talk for hours on the net but in reality I'm a really shy person and struggle to converse or act the way I do on the net.
I guess a few factors contribute to the fact that in RL I'm not totally like my internet persona...I'm not saying it's not me, it's the me I think I should be in RL. (make sense? dunno )

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If I'm walking around the shops or something then I'll talk on my mobile...most of the time I don't realise how loud I am though.
If I'm in a quiet place I'll go somewhere else and call the person back.
If I'm at home, I go out in the garden to get some privacy!
I once heard someone get sacked via mobile phone.... she wasn't very pleased by the end of the call - it seems it was a company mobile so she proceeded to throw the thing on the floor and let it smash into peices!
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Quote by easy
Great does that mean I now have to dress up like Scary Spice. :censored:
For the love of God, somebody tell me it's wrong banghead banghead

IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG!
Quote by O.K.
Re: What do swingers look like?
HUMAN!

Never seen the morning after a Munch have ya mate? :shock: :scared:

Cheeky so and so.... I hope you're including yourself in that comment Easy because from what I remember you didn't look that great yourself :twisted:
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well ok, you looked a little tiny bit appealing
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Quote by smokerjim
I guess I'd like to think I'd do it with someone whom I love (who says romance is dead?!) but then again, being single there isn't anyone who fits that description.
So, with me being single it'd have to be someone who I could have a good time with and who knows what they're doing! (That'll be my ex's out of the running then :twisted: )
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Being on SH, you should be able to find some to love - or at least someone to love just enough lol kiss
*It should be noted that smokerjim is putting himself forward at this point as a just enough candidate. Here ends the public declaration*
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Thank you smokerjim,
Your declaration has been noted.... you'll be informed of the outcome in due course.
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I guess I'd like to think I'd do it with someone whom I love (who says romance is dead?!) but then again, being single there isn't anyone who fits that description.
So, with me being single it'd have to be someone who I could have a good time with and who knows what they're doing! (That'll be my ex's out of the running then :twisted: )
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Apparently something like this:
Permatanned women who wear plunging leopard-print dresses and men with too much aftershave and medallions round their necks.
This was in a book I read recently...... is this how people see swingers? Do you recognise yourself there confused:
I've not met anyone of that description yet....although I'll definitely be on the lookout in future biggrin
Not sure why I chose my username.... the 1981 is obviously the year of my birth, as for the rest, no idea. dunno
Oh and it's got nothing to do with that character from Harry Enfield!

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I've been on both sides.
I found out my friends boyfriend was cheating on her, i had the "evidence" and I confronted him about it...told him if he didn't tell her then I would. He didn't tell her, so I had to be the one to break the news.
It did put a strain on our friendship but in the end she admitted she was glad that someone had told her as she would have felt utterly humiliated if everyone knew and she didn't. As if someone cheating on you isn't bad enough.... having the whole world know about it isn't the best feeling in the world.
On the other side, I was being cheated on and one of my friends had to break the news to me. Of course, I already knew it was going on as I'm not stupid but I chose to ignore it up to that point. Then I realised how pathetic I was to want to stay with him and ended it. She said it was really hard to tell me as she knew that I knew she didn't like him anayway but she wanted to be a good friend and took the decision to tell me.
I think if i was in the situation now, if I was 100% sure and it was a good friend I'd say something....I couldn't not say anything as I'd feel too bad.
Anything said which is genuine....... though how you're supposed to know it's genuine is beyond me.
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I'll have to go with the eyes too...... there definitely has to be some kind of sparkle there.
Obviously there are other bits too wink but it's the eyes that get me transfixed usually.

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Am I the only person who wasn't allowed posters on their wall? :cry:
My parents were quite strict back then so no posters..... just god-awful flowery wallpaper.
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I have just a standard silver keyring with my car key and house key on it.
Don't know what that says about me..... biggrin
Quote by richardm
I'm lucky I have two bathrooms one with shower and the other with bath
it is great when the kids want to use them and i can have a leisurly
soak for half an hour or so.
Oh but i would so like to have a large bath one that you can float in
I do feel sorry for tall people who cant even relax
lisamarie

Oh well I do relax it's just either my feet or in or my shoulders or my knees but never all three at the same time.
Ho Hum....the perils of being 5'11 and 3/4"
I feel like Adrian Mole now.
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Well I can fit in the bath perfectly.... Only 5' (and a bit)....Normally I have a nice little sleep (accidental due to being so relaxed) and turn out looking like a prune!
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Quote by gingerjo-lee
i know
but when u have had 1 belive me its vey scarey
jo x

I too have been stalked and yes it is scary but this thread is about "avin' a laff".
There is no malice intended, I'm sure......if you're sensitive on this subject, probably best to stay clear of the thread.
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Cor, is that one of those microwaveable pizza's? The ones from an American town? (not sure if I can say the brand on here)
If it is, they are lovely and there is no reason why "Pammy" should not be allowed on the photo ads.
Equally if it's not.... Pammy should still stay as she looks rather appetising!
Quote by smokerjim
Just remembered something Angel Chat said to me:
AC: I thought you might of been a bit of a minger
Me: Oh......really?
AC: But don't worry, you're not!
Oh and the sight of DB walking around in Blue's heels was very funny!

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Definately not a minger at all, I'd have willingly snogged you but didn't want to scare you off for your first munch,
I'll be sure to pounce on you next time so be forewarned ;)
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xxxxxx
richardm
Are you forming a queue? Onlyme - sorry I didn't take a bit more time to talk to you on your first munch, but I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, and I bet you a bottle of wine you have already put your name down for another munch!
lol redface lol redface lol redface Don't know whether to laugh or get all embarassed (sp?)!
Thanks for the kind words RichardM and Smoker Jim.
Smoker Jim, you owe me a bottle of wine...I haven't yet put my name down for any more munches.... not that I don't want to, just need to sort out the finances.
Coming from "down south" it's quite expensive travelling all around the country to meet up with you lot (meant in the nicest possible way)! biggrin
Just remembered something Angel Chat said to me:
AC: I thought you might of been a bit of a minger
Me: Oh......really?
AC: But don't worry, you're not!
Oh and the sight of DB walking around in Blue's heels was very funny!

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Quote by bluexxx

Angel_Chat - you had me laughing a lot (can't remember why now but it was something to do with TV's lol )

Angel Chat.... "I don't do televisions"
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That was it!!!! I was racking my brains trying to remember the exact words she said.... thanks Blue! Was bloody funny at the time.
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Well I'm adding my vague memories to the thread....I know I'm late but I've not been home that long and had no access to a PC til now!
Where to start? It was such a fantastic night for me. I'm so glad I plucked up the courage to join you all. People did mention that fact that I had the look of a rabbit caught in headlights but I was really nervous. It was so overwhelming how lovely you all are.
Thanks to DB and Sarah for organising and to Ice Pie for the badge....I'm treasuring that!
More thanks go to (in no particular order!):
Easy and Countess for letting me share the "balcony" for a while. (Sorry about the "old" comment Easy kiss !) hehehe
Steveg_nw for buying me that drink.
Dino and HornyRed....you two are lovely (thanks for the drink Dino)
Jas and Tim.... Lovely corset Jas. Thanks for making me welcome at your table while I felt a little out of place.
JudyTV - lovely to have met you. You made me feel welcome too and looked fantastic.
Tune Essence - Lovely man and gentleman. We finally met and I'm so glad we did.
Angel_Chat - you had me laughing a lot (can't remember why now but it was something to do with TV's lol )
Lovecommando: Was brilliant to meet you and thanks for chaperoning me....had an excellent time thanks to you. kiss
Calista and Morbius: Lovely couple and brilliant sense of humour.
Marmalaid: You made me laugh a lot and gave me lots of hugs.
I know I've forgotton to name people but I haven't forgotten you (if you know what I mean)! Feel free to remind me though!
Just to say it again, thanks to everyone I spoke to.....it was my 1st Munch and you all made me feel really welcome and happy.
Anyway, I'm off to have some more sleep now!

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Major catastrophe! sad
Gotta be quick as I'm at work.....
Was due to travel up tonight but my stupid idiot car has decided that it doesn't like the clutch and it wants a new one. or something like that anyway! evil
I'm so sorry to the person (whom I'm not going to name) who is supposed to be putting me up for the night..... sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Hopefully my mechanic friend will be able to sort it out in time so I can travel up tonight..... if not, I'll be travelling tomorrow but I'm definitely going to be there, might have to walk though! lol
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I'm going to join in and get all excited!
Even though my damn outfit won't be arriving until next week (some sort of warehouse problem). I'm going to have to find something else to wear but that probably means I won't be in red, white and blue....ah well, I'll try my best. smile
Have my route planned, fuel money, room booked, bag packed (nearly), day off work (friday).....er..... think that's all I need!
Can't wait.... can't wait..... can't wait....etc etc etc