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19 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
Don't listen to these uncultured heathens Manolishi.
I perfectly understand that the coffee creams are the best in the box.

I understand that too, there was a time when Roses took out the cream ones and I was devastated!
Coffee creams are the best, closely followed by Strawberry then Orange.
Yummy!
I'll join a campaign to save the coffee cream, sign me up! lol

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19 Sep 2005

Everyone has differing views on everything.... that is part of life.
Only pleasureseeker knows his predicament and only he can change the situation he is in.
He came here asking for advice, he got it. Whether he likes it or not is a different matter.
You should ask for advice or opinions only if you really want to know the truth or you do actually want help. Accept the advice that is offered and do what you will with it.
Most of the people who have commented on this thread have given solid, fair advice which they believe might help - the advice was asked for therefore pleasureseeker should accept that people have different views and he doesn't have to actually take anyone's advice!
My advice would be to talk to your wife. Fair enough she may not want to talk about sexual things and might have a problem opening up but you know her better than most people I presume, as you have been married to her for 19 years!
There isn't a quick fix for the situation you're in, asking for advice is a good thing but don't flame those who might be trying to help you.
I've read through each thread (I have lots of time on my hands smile

) and the thing that strikes me is that pleasureseeker has had answers to his questions & people have had a debate about it but he seems to be goading people into other topics the weren't originally in the thread. I know debate evolves but surely if he is trying to get help or advice on the original subject he should be concentrating on that and not leading people into argument?

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18 Sep 2005

Bonjour, mon nom est Seulement Moi 1981 en franÃ§ais.
Rien excitant malheureusement!
Bonne journÃ©e Ã vous toute.
I was quite good at French at school.... though the above has come from an online translator.... my memory isn't as good as it was.
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10 Sep 2005

Sitting on the beach, sand between my toes
What is in my future, who will come and go?
The sun beams down and I raise my head and look
At the big sea before me, its size which I mistook
I feel insignificant compared to this great expanse
What difference can I possibly make, will I be given a chance?
I realize then while sitting there, that all I have to do
Is listen to my heart and I know it will pull me through
Strength and inspiration are not material things
They come from deep inside you, they give your soul its wings
So whenever Iâ€™m in doubt and begin to stray
I take a look down deep inside and the answer comes my way
If you believe in yourself you can make your dreams come true
For no one else can do it, that power must come from you

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6 Sep 2005

Can I come please?
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5 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not really...........its just the closest thing I could think of that relates to anything that might piss me off.

Right so people being pissed off with life doesn't piss you off? How come you wrote "the below then?

Quote by Banderas
What pisses me off the most is how people get pissed off at life itself, everything I have just read in this thread is "Life"

Just an observation.... not attacking you or anything.
Obviously my sarcasm doesn't translate very well on here.
Sarcasm, on this site smackbottom

Ooops, I forgot Sir ( rotflmao

).... won't happen again. :twisted:

Quote by Banderas
Ok, sorry. When I said "What pisses me off the most...", I used that "entry" line to get into the thread, just to contribute my feelings(I thought thats how it worked...sorry).
When I wrote "Not realy...", It was my way of explaining my first post. Apologies for being disjointed.

Don't apologise.... glad to see you've learned your lesson though. (Joke!)
Oops, I did it again didn't I?! :doh: :grin:
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5 Sep 2005

Quote by Banderas
Not really...........its just the closest thing I could think of that relates to anything that might piss me off.

Right so people being pissed off with life doesn't piss you off? How come you wrote "the below then?

Quote by Banderas
What pisses me off the most is how people get pissed off at life itself, everything I have just read in this thread is "Life"

Just an observation.... not attacking you or anything.
Obviously my sarcasm doesn't translate very well on here.

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by Banderas
What pisses me off the most is how people get pissed off at life itself, everything I have just read in this thread is "Life". To witness people getting all fired up over this kind of stuff is pretty sad really. Getting stressed out over an inanimate object or losing it totally on the road whilst drivng (Yeah, like all the shouting and screaming is going to make a difference!). Wasted emotions........thats what pisses me off I suppose.

Are you not getting pissed off with other people being pissed off, therefore making you as "sad" as the rest of us?
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5 Sep 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
if anyone would like to fill me in on what happened, that'd be good!

At about 6am you spilled coffee on me smile

Oh...I remember that! I kicked you too (by accident of course!).
Sincerest apologies smile

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by postie

Oh and those who say my avatar looks like a f'ing Ordnance Survey map (You know who you are :grin: )
:

You can't run....I'll catch up with you at some point....hopefully when I'm more coherant and with-it!
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5 Sep 2005

Right, my turn!
I had such a great night, met new people and others I'd met before, I'm not naming names... they know who they are.
A big special thank you to smokerjim and smokingmuff who have the patience of saints and are just lovely people...... I owe you lots smile

I have good memories of the night....a lot of them are a little distorted due to the alcohol intake but if anyone would like to fill me in on what happened, that'd be good!
Thanks Steph and everyone else who organised it..... it was fantastic!
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5 Sep 2005

I hate the fact that when I got home today my bedroom looked like a bloody big bomb had gone off!
As I wasn't here at the weekend my very kind family decided to move all their crap into my room and "forgot" to clear it out ready for my return. mad

I now have to sleep on the damn sofa tonight. rolleyes

Oh and those who say my avatar looks like a f'ing Ordnance Survey map banghead

(You know who you are poke

:grin: )
Just two of many irritations...... I could go on but I'm grumpy enough as it is and the fire doesn't need fuelling!
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1 Sep 2005

My first Munch was at Notts and I was scared as hell!
As a normally shy person (with people I'm not familiar with), seeing all these new people just scared the life out of me (am I putting you off yet?!) and it took me a little while to feel like I fitted in (could have been the alcohol that contributed to that) but I had a fantastic time, met loads of nice people (in fact, everyone I spoke to was nice!) and made some friendships along the way.
It's always going to be daunting when going to your first munch - hell, I'm still nervous and Leciester will be my second!
I guess it's a bit of the unknown and for me being scared that I'll just be sat in a corner all night with everyone knowing each other and me not knowing a soul.... I still feel like that at times but you just have to enjoy it, speak to people (they may look at you like you're a bit mad but that'll pass once you've bought them a drink lol

) and have fun.
Believe me, the night goes so fast you won't remember half of it! Just enjoy it for what it is - a chance to meet people face to face in a friendly environment.
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31 Aug 2005

I do it all the time.... in reply to posts, PM's, new threads.... everything!
I'm just indecisive and normally don't want to make a complete prat out of myself!
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30 Aug 2005

Someone at work told me the other that that it was only 4 pay days until Christmas - now that is a scary thought!
I do love Christmas though no matter how much other people might not, that doesn't stop me from enjoying it.
I love buying gifts for people and seeing their faces when they open them, knowing I've put a lot of thought into it.
I like the fact that most people are in good spirits and enjoy themselves, have parties etc and are generally more happy.
I like the family gatherings we have, we always get pissed and have a good old time.
Though saying all of that....it is too damn soon to be thinking about such things!
We haven't got past Halloween or November 5th yet....more excuses for a party biggrin

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30 Aug 2005

No such thing as too old or too young in this place..... everyone is different. (Edit: Need to be over 18 though!)
Obviously everyone has their own preferences but I don't think age is a barrier for a lot of peeps on here.
If you want advice on how to get the best out of the site, go here (it doesn't get you a quick meet though....it guides you in the right direction smile

):
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html?sid=d12433d0edb6fd6e41b8bb0f77010df3
General advice: I'd suggest getting to know people on the forum, get yourself known (in a good way!), maybe place an ad - you've made a good start already by introducing yourself.
So, welcome, enjoy and have fun!
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by Alleyson
I was assuming that as swingers dont seem to mind getting their bits out in front of others when they are swinging and advertising using pics of themselves - that they wouldn't mind getting em out on hols - obviously that doesnt seem to be the case.
I am just surprised - must be just a bloke thing

Although I class myself as a swinger I am fussy about who I 'show my bits too', as are others on here. (that's not to say anyone who does 'show their bits' is wrong) As I normally go on holiday with family, I'm not sure 'getting my bits out' would be seen as appropriate!! lol
I apologise if I've read this wrong but it seems to me that you may be of the 'oh she's swinger she'll swing with anyone type'
Just my opinion.
I too am fussy about whom I show my 'bits' to - that's my personal demon to face but there are others here who are the same for lots of different reasons.
I think it's been said before, but just because people are on the site, it doesn't necessarily make them "easy" and up for anything.
To be honest the question about the correlation between going topless and swinging really is a bit silly IMO.
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29 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
You know what?
I'm getting all excited about the munch BEING LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :beer: :beer: :beer: :happy: :happy: :happy:

Me too Postie...... excited isn't the word...I'll think of something suitable later!
:beer: :smile2:

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29 Aug 2005

I'm happy because I had the nicest suprise in a long, long time today.
:happy: :happy: :happy:

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25 Aug 2005

Hiya,
Firstly I'd like to say that this thread is NOT for sympathy - it is to give advice where I think it's needed.
Wednesday afternoon I was mugged in broad daylight in Southampton City centre.
The man who mugged me shouted at me to give him my bag -
Now, me being in financial difficulties had to (stupidly) think twice about this.
I had Â£150 in my purse for my Mum's rent and I really didn't want to lose it so I tried to run away.
He ran after me and pushed me to the ground (I'm rubbish at running rolleyes

), he then brandished a sharp knife and I needed no more persuasion....I gave him my bag with my money, make-up, chequebook etc etc.
My advice is this: If you ever are in that situation (I hope you never are) just give them whatever they want. Be aware of who is around you and don't carry loads of cash around.
In hindsight, this is what I should have done as now I wouldn't have a sore bum ( lol

) and I wouldn't have been scared shitless. Yeah, I've lost a few quid which is going to be hard to replace but I'm glad and lucky I wasn't hurt.
It's shocking to think that this happened in broad daylight and that someone could do this to another human being - fair enough, it happens all the time, there are worse crimes than this committed every day and I wasn't hurt but it did scare me.
I went to the police station, gave the details etc but there isn't much hope of catching the person, the police said it happens very frequently and that you should try to stay with other people when out and about - why the hell should you though?! I'm going to sound really old here but in this day and age you can't be safe from anything.
I've always been quite carefree, even walking home late at night on my own on occasion - not anymore though.
The upset has now turned to anger and I don't feel I can trust anyone if I'm out alone - even on a lunch break ffs!
I know that'll pass but why do people do such things? I know I could never do that to someone else, or even threaten to do it.
On a positive note......
I know I wasn't injured but it's made me realise what I have got, not what I haven't. I am now going to appreciate things more.
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25 Aug 2005

My mum does this really annoying thing when sitting there watching a film;
I'll ask " What are you watching?"
Mum: "A film"
Me: "FFS (not those words, obviously)....I know that!....Which bloody one?!"
Mum: "It doesn't matter, just sit down and bloodywell watch it"
End of conversation.
This happens every single time.... I don't even bother asking anymore!
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22 Aug 2005

I remember being in Asda when I was about 4 or 5.
I was really desperate for a wee but was told I had to wait.
We were in the queue for absolutely ages so unfortunately I wet myself there and then. redface

Some other kids started laughing and pointing so I thought I'd run away out of the doors and wait for my Auntie there.
Only trouble was, the doors were alarmed so as soon as I pushed them the whole shop was ringing with alarm bells and everyone stopped and stared at me.
I got a right telling off when we got home....we never went in there again.
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21 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Difficult one this.... I think I'd be selfish and go back to 1997 and change everything I did that year.
Then again, if I did that I may not have ended up here and met some real good friends or ended up with the person I am now.... bugger, I dunno.
Ok last option but by far the easiest - I'd go back to last week and do the lottery!
Good thread Postie :P

Will you stop bloody telling him that!!!!!
I was merely pointing out my surprise that Postie could come up with such a thought out good thread. :twisted:
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P.S Sorry Postie

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21 Aug 2005

I'm asking him:
What are the gravitational effects, if any, of the immense (possibly infinite) vacuum energy density seemingly predicted by quantum field theory?
Or is that a bit too harsh? :twisted:
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20 Aug 2005

Difficult one this.... I think I'd be selfish and go back to 1997 and change everything I did that year.
Then again, if I did that I may not have ended up here and met some real good friends or ended up with the person I am now.... bugger, I dunno. dunno

Ok last option but by far the easiest - I'd go back to last week and do the lottery!
Good thread Postie :P
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20 Aug 2005

Quote by treasurechest
All I get is lecherous looks from dirty old men , and boy do I mean old!!!!!!!!

Me too! Actually it's usually the vagrants that frequent Southampton centre....how flattering confused

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20 Aug 2005

I love the rain.
I remember when I was a kid I used to get soaking wet splashing in the puddles then come home, get changed, dry out and sit all snuggled up in my PJ's and dressing gown with a lovely hot cup of tea.
Nowadays I still like the rain - but only "big" rain....can't stand that fine stuff! I love being out in it or inside and listening to it.
There was a big thunderstorm here around 4:30am yesterday and my garden was flooded within 5 minutes....now thats proper rain!
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19 Aug 2005

Poor Dave.... you must be a glutton for punishment doing it again!
I was due to do a jump next month but had to pull out due to medical reasons.....I'm so glad I didn't read this before I was going to do it!!!!!!
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19 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Bluexxx you need to distribute the recipe

OK, the recipe for nuclear stregnth Vodka Jelly is as follows:
Put jelly cubes into a measuring jug.
Pour a little bit of boiling water on to cubes - just enough to covers them - and stir til they melt.
Add one pint of Vodka and stir.
Leave to set. Best leave to set over night as it takes a while longer to set than normal jelly.
Serve to randy people at parties to get them totally pissed very quickly.
lol

PS... my cushion WILL be attending my next party regardless of what Judy says lol

I once attempted to make Vodka jelly.... the glass bowl it was in exploded all inside the fridge.
No idea how that happened but had fun eating Vodka flavoured everything
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18 Aug 2005

Personally I like all accents... apart from my own.
I don't actually have an accent though - from Hampshire so I guess I just speak common.
Favourite would have to be Irish....though lots come close biggrin

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