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onlyme1981

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Bi-curious Female, 45

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6 Oct 2005

Quote by Devon1
Sorry to hear you and your other half are not well Devon 1, hope you recover by the 29th!! :happy:

After seeing onlyme's avatar, I am feeling a little hot :twisted:
If she can do that with a pic, what can she do in person biggrin

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reckon I'll be all a quiver
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It's all an illusion I tell ya!
I'm really quite shy in person you know, though my goal at Plymouth is not be shy and just get into it and be who I really should be wink

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Well, after a very very intense scrutiny of your picture on your avatar we have come to the conclusion that in no way do you look stupid hwoar: hwoar: hwoar:
Our word is final or we just might have to

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Bring it on! wink

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A new avatar ! What happened to the Ordnance Survey map? Hill walkers are going to get lost you know.... and you'll be the one to blame... lol

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Oooh you cheeky bugger.... just you wait til I see you! :twisted:
I vaguely remember the conversation at Leics about my avatar looking kind of Ordnance Survey ish...... that's why it was time to change. Sod the hill walkers! biggrin

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Quote by tattyxpx
You postie are so gonna get a and most probably a :kick: in the go-nads too
onlyme1981.... don't you let him away with that hunny...

Oh he won't get away with it, I'll think of something suitable to punish him :shock:
Wanna help me tatty? :twisted:
onlyme1981..... help you biggrin

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anytime babe.... just give me the nod.. and I will do as you ask wink

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or tell me lol

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It's her eyes I tell you's.... they have a mystical effect on me :crazy:
Oooh sounds good, someone doing what I ask them for a change :twisted: biggrin

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Righty-o, I'll formulate a plan and we'll discuss :lol2: Postie won't know what's hit him! :twisted: biggrin

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Quote by postie
well onlyme1981,i just wanna say that i think your avatar is gorgeous as is i expect the rest of you

You don't know how spot on you are !
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Oh gosh, I'm going all red now and feel slightly flustered (really!).... enough of the onlyme appreciation please, I can't handle it! smile

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I'm really going to have to make sure I'm in tip-top condition now! Can't bloody let myself or you lot down now can I? lol

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Think this might be the largest post I've done!

6 Oct 2005

Quote by Marcuso
Doubt I'll be dressing up... it is optional isn't it?
I'm not one for making myself look even more stupid than I do already
So I'll most probably be all in black as usual!
Guess it'll go with the Halloween theme though

Sweetheart!! You'd look good no matter what you wore. blast

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Quote by mrcarrot_n_cream_41398
Doubt I'll be dressing up... it is optional isn't it?
I'm not one for making myself look even more stupid than I do already
So I'll most probably be all in black as usual!
Guess it'll go with the Halloween theme though

Well, after a very very intense scrutiny of your picture on your avatar we have come to the conclusion that in no way do you look stupid silly

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hwoar:

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Our word is final or we just might have to smackbottom

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He He He!!!. She is even better in person.
I'd even go as far as to say she's Bloody Gorgeous biggrin

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Bless ya, I'm extremely flattered Marcuso, thank you...the answer is still no though wink

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(Especially if you wear those bloody shoes!)
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6 Oct 2005

Quote by postie

Well, after a very very intense scrutiny of your picture on your avatar we have come to the conclusion that in no way do you look stupid hwoar: hwoar: hwoar:
Our word is final or we just might have to

rotflmao

Bring it on! wink

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A new avatar ! What happened to the Ordnance Survey map? Hill walkers are going to get lost you know.... and you'll be the one to blame... lol

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Oooh you cheeky bugger.... just you wait til I see you! :twisted:
I vaguely remember the conversation at Leics about my avatar looking kind of Ordnance Survey ish...... that's why it was time to change. Sod the hill walkers! biggrin

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Quote by tattyxpx
You postie are so gonna get a and most probably a :kick: in the go-nads too
onlyme1981.... don't you let him away with that hunny...

Oh he won't get away with it, I'll think of something suitable to punish him :shock:
Wanna help me tatty? :twisted:

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mrcarrot_n_cream_41398
Well, after a very very intense scrutiny of your picture on your avatar we have come to the conclusion that in no way do you look stupid hwoar: hwoar: hwoar:
Our word is final or we just might have to

rotflmao

Bring it on! wink

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6 Oct 2005

Doubt I'll be dressing up... it is optional isn't it?
I'm not one for making myself look even more stupid than I do already rolleyes

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So I'll most probably be all in black as usual!
Guess it'll go with the Halloween theme though biggrin

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5 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Lots of people are nervous about talking about sex, even with someone they are shagging. This might mean that they blurt stuff out that they want to know in a way that sounds naff, rather than chilling out and chatting about it like they would the plot of EastEnders (OK, bad analogy ). Or it may mean that when they are asked they clam up, go all coy, say they don't know, or try to change the subject. They might really want to say, but find it very hard... maybe with more chilled encouragement, they might be quite happy to tallk about it. That's why having a sexual chat whilst doing something completely unrelated to sex is a better idea.

That's me that is. redface

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I get all flustered when I talk about likes/dislikes etc... I have my reasons for this and I'm working on improving my sexual communication skills ( wink

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) but sometimes with certain people it's hard to articulate exactly what I mean.
If I'm forced to sit down and have a proper chat about things I'm much more likely to clam up and not say anything whereas if it's in a relaxed environment I can deal with it better.

4 Oct 2005

Quote by silentsven
Like a lot of blokes, I often sneak a look at chests, midriffs and legs wherever they are....what I am wondering is, do you ladies ALWAYS know when you are being ogled.

Yep, I always know.... some try to hide it but I always catch them out. cool

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Others are more blatant, which at least is honest but a tad uncomfortable when coming from someone old enough to be my great grandad!
It's all a bit of fun though, I don't take it seriously, I'm glad I can bring a little light relief to some throughout the day lol

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4 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I find it better to undress for sex - if I leave my knickers on, they present something of an obstacle for a willy.

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Very eloquently put!
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3 Oct 2005

Quote by EnglishChris99
Well my first munch is the plymouth one at the end of the month... I am suffering from trepidation at the thought of being a single young male... and feelling all out of place amongst the couples... but I am sure the lovely friendly people on this site will soon overcome that... I have been here long enough to feel confident enough that I will be made to feel comfortable rather than shooed into a corner.
To anyone that is going... please look after me!!!!
I am looking forward to it... and I booked my hotel... so no chance of me bottling out... but will be touristing round plymouth durring the day, just incase the whole evening turns out to be awful then it won't be a wasted trip (not that that will happen)... incidentally anyone else in plymouth durring the day is welcome to join me... end of october by the sea should be nice and bracing.!

I'll look after you! wink

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Seriously though, there are a few singles that will be there so don't let that worry you.
Nerves are part of the excitement..... you'll have a fab time, honest!
Oh, and I'm sure you won't be shooed into a corner, well unless you want to be that is wink

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3 Oct 2005

Mine was in July (I think), Nottingham. I was scared as anything but had my chaperone who did a fantastic job. smile

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It helped that we met up with a few people in the hotel bar beforehand, I felt somewhat reassured and at ease smile

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The Munch itself was excellent. After a few nerves, then a few drinks I spoke to lots of people (I still can't remember some of their names!), circulated quite a lot and it went by in a flash but had a very good time biggrin

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30 Sep 2005

Quote by marmalaid
This has happened several times where people have thought they were speaking to me, but weren't......apparently I have a non descript accent :shock:

Do you want me to tell people the truth? :giggle:
Don't even try it, Mr! Or I'll have to ....um, I dunno.....but I'll think of something! flipa

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I am nothing like that person!!!!!!! :shock:
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29 Sep 2005

I was speaking to a friend the other day..... someone called him a few days previously and he thought it was me (long story, I dropped my phone down the toilet so he thought I had a new number), he had a bit of conversation with this other person thinking it was me when it finally dawned on him that he wasn't speaking to who he thought he was. He then had to backtrack through the conversation to see whether he'd said anything out of place. lol

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This has happened several times where people have thought they were speaking to me, but weren't......apparently I have a non descript accent :shock: biggrin

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I've called people before and their family or friends have answered, I've then rambled on for a few minutes before actually realising I wasn't speaking to who I was supposed to be! Got me into trouble a few times wink

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Have you ever called someone or received a call thinking you were speaking to someone, when in fact you were speaking to someone else entirely?
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29 Sep 2005

Quote by lancyuk
what are peoples opinions?
ive noticed that guys upto about 6'2 are considered ok, but people over that (i come in at 6'8) seem to be too tall.
does this also apply to the more vertically challenged out there?

Gosh, for me that is a little bit too tall. I like men to be taller than me but as I'm only 5' it's not too difficult!!!!
Though I do tell people I'm 5'1" (I am when I have my shoes on) just to add that little bit extra wink

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Saying that though, different people like different things so I'm sure there are loads of people liking the fact that you're 6'8!
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29 Sep 2005

Happy Birthday Morbius.
Hope you had a great one!
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(Better late than never eh?!)

29 Sep 2005

Or just do what I did and tell everyone you fell over.... I'm sure they'll believe you like they did me .... rolleyes

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Not really much you can do to hide them completely but Arnica is good for the early stages.
After that a bit of make up will cover the green/yellow bruise that appears - but don't slap it on! Make sure you blend it in and dust with powder afterwards.....worked for me after about 4 days of trying to hide away redface

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28 Sep 2005

I'd like to:
Have my own house lol

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Have no debt :shock:
Visit New York at Christmas time :P
Travel a lot smile

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Not remain single for the rest of my life rolleyes

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Gain more self confidence/worth
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28 Sep 2005

Quote by marmalaid
has anyone else had them ring up?
ive just had a call from a guy who rang back twice because i hung up on him, which part of NO didnt he seem to get.
does anyone know how to stop the perstering gits ringing, especially during meal times.

Register your mobile, or any other phone with the telephone preference service here -

That should put a stop to unwanted cold calls, although it does take up to 28 days to take effect.
HTH
Tracy-Jayne
I rarely ever get a call, had about 2 in the last two years...
Register with , works for mobiles and landline. From what I can recall of an article on PM (afternoon news programme on Radio 4) all BT does is registers you with the TPS anyway!
FWIW you can also register fax and your home address with the F(ax)PS and M(ail)PS at the same site to cut down on unsolicited mail and faxes.

The Telephone Preference Service (TPS) helps you to make sure your telephone number is no longer available to organisations, including charities and voluntary organisations who may telephone you with offers and information you do not wish to receive
Under Government legislation introduced on 1st May 1999 and replaced on 11th December 2003 by the Privacy and Electronic Communications (EC Directive) Regulations 2003, it is unlawful to make unsolicited direct marketing calls to individuals who have indicated that they do not want to receive such calls.

Good advice. I did this just over 2 months ago and all calls seem to have stopped. The MPS works too.
Worth doing if you get a lot of annoying calls.
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27 Sep 2005

Oooh yes, I love the snow. We don't seem to get as much here as we used to so I always try to make the most of it!
Obviously there is a down side to cold weather - as with all weather actually, but I love it!
Hope we'll have some decent snow, I can be a kid again then biggrin

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27 Sep 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
I absolutely hate people touching me or invading my space if I'm not comfortable with them.
It makes me cringe and I'm not very good in crowds because of this either.

Me too.
There are a few people at work who stand/sit so close to me it makes me feel very uncomfortable. I've had to have words with one because I have told them that I don't like people invading my space yet he still carried on doing it. I try to avoid him now, though I don't think it's a personal thing against me - some people just aren't aware and are naturally touchy feely.
I can't stand being in a queue - usually the person behind is far too close to me and I feel really uncomfortable.
So I guess I have to be very comfortable with people to let them be close to me or touch me etc..... can be a bit of a hindrance at times but I'm trying to overcome it!
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25 Sep 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Ah ha!
So the truth comes out at last
Here we are, on the SH site, and we do NOT have sex three times/week after all!

Yeah but we would if the chance was there.... surely?! lol

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I know I would smile

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25 Sep 2005

The chance to have sex 3 times a week would be a fine thing!
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25 Sep 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Have you ever been somewhere, i.e. a village...... that you know you haven't been to before..... and the place feels familiar????
Yep, on several occasions. There is no way I had ever been to these places before or seen pictures of them but it felt like I'd been there before and I knew the area.
Or met someone and thought 'strange.... it feels as though i know this person, but thats impossible... as we've only just been introduced....'?????????
Indeed, I posted on this a few months back. It's happened a few times to me now and is a very strange feeling.
Or the strange little voice inside you telling you that something isn't right???? A feeling strong enough in my case, to have changed a ferry ticket at the last moment......
There are a lot of things I've not done because of that little voice, some say it's stupid but I trust my instincts most of the time.
I get deja vu a lot too. When I was younger I'd get it more than once every day. Now I have it only occasionally but the feelings are more powerful.
I sometimes know when there is something wrong with my family or friends, or also when the landline phone rings I know who it's going to be (I don't have caller ID!)
It's all very strange, and of course a lot of people don't believe that there is anything more in these occurances than coincidence, I don't know what I believe tbh.
Is it just coincidence?????
Maybe, maybe not. I don't have an answer for that. There are a lot of things that happen that can't be justified. I'm not sure I'd want to label it to be honest, I'm quite happy to carry on as I have been and go with my instincts and accept that there are things in this world which I don't and never will understand.
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25 Sep 2005

I absolutely love London.....it's got everything and there is so much to do, it is a little pricey but it's fantastic when you know what to do and where to go.
The thing I don't like is the people..... Southerners in general.
It seems that down south people are just not friendly. I have lived in the south all my life and it always amazes me when I venture out further afield that people actually talk to each other, acknowledge each other and are generally more polite and friendly.
You can't say hello to someone or give eye contact here without them looking at you strangely. Hold a door open for someone and you'd probably expect a thank you - not down south! Someone bumps into you? You'd expect a "sorry", not here! Smile at someone and they think you're mad as a hatter.
Obviously I'm generalising here but thats what I've seen in my 24 years down south. Agreed, not everyone is like it but the vast majority, in my limited experience are.
I generally try to be friendly and at least acknowledge people or try to start conversations but it doesn't go very far.
Apart from the little old ladies who always seem to accost me in the street and talk - I like that, it puts a smile on my face. loon

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24 Sep 2005

Hmm, I like sleepy sex AM.
But I'm either a bloody grumpy cow or not at all with it in the morning so I probably wouldn't remember it anyway!
Would be PM then in that case!
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19 Sep 2005

My non selfish wishes are:
People to have a greater understanding and tolerance of each other, that way there wouldn't be as much hurt and pain in the world.
For all my family and people I care about to be healthy and happy.
For all my family and people I care about to have enough money to enjoy themselves instead of just existing.
Selfish wishes:
1. Enough money to clear my debt, buy a nice house and car and to be able to have holidays twice or more a year.
2. To have someone do all my paperwork and stuff for me for free so that my post is actually opened and filed rather than lying round the house in various places!
3. To have someone to replace my boss coz my job would be 100% better if she wasn't there.
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19 Sep 2005

Quote by Colts23
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him
Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol

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awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully
ladies, if you're going to fight at least get naked & soapy :rascal:
I'm semi naked and soppy right now, does that count? rolleyes

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just out of bed and watching the english patient again then :P
No not at all, actually. :P
Just out of the shower and I'm not telling you why I'm soppy! biggrin

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Back to the original point of this thread....I have made my feelings known to Cadbury on the subject of the missing coffee creams, I'll wait and see if they get back to me.
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19 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him
Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol

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awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully
ladies, if you're going to fight at least get naked & soapy :rascal:
I'm semi naked and soppy right now, does that count? rolleyes

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19 Sep 2005

Oh no.... they really have taken them out of the roses too! I thought they'd put them back in but obviously not. sad

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I won't be buying them at Christmas now. mad

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19 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him
Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol

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19 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
bit of advice Debs, check the carpark before you get jiggy in public

Talking of car parks.... no, actually I'm not going to go there, it's too rude for the likes of you innocents lol

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