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21 Oct 2005

I'd like to get a tattoo done at some point. Nothing too big though. I don't know exactly what I want (though I do have some ideas) or where on my body to have it done either..... I'm not good at decisions rolleyes

I like tattoo's on men, but again, nothing too big or colourful. I always feel the urge to touch them - no idea why!
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21 Oct 2005

Happy Anniversary, Mr Postie.
Thanks for putting me at ease at munches, for the conversation and for being a friend.
Here's to another year!
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18 Oct 2005

Quote by JudyTV

Also, about a month ago I dropped my phone down the toliet (yes, I know, stupid!) but I have insurance so I sent the phone off to be repaired. They sent it back pretty quickly saying it'd had been repaired - it hadn't.

It brings a whole new meaning to the term "Crap Phone" doesn't it?
Or ...When you tell your latest boyfriend "Honey your dumped" Plop ! :thrilled:
Or ...Sweetie, I just flushed you out of my life.......you shit :P
Or ....Piss of out of my life........ Swoosh. :gagged:
and so it goes on ......
Sorry, its just that I feel a bit crappy today lol

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Judy.

Oooh you are naughty Judy! Honestly, you'd think I hadn't heard those before lol

Actually, two of them are original so 10/10 for effort. biggrin

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18 Oct 2005

What is it with Customer Service these days? It's pretty non existant in my recent experience.
My car was taken to a garage yesterday to repaired after an accident. I was told it'd only take a day so I phone them today to see what is happening and they said it's not going to be ready until Friday!
They then proceeded to tell me that there is no way I was told it'd only take a day, basically calling me a liar. It would have been fine if I was told the correct info from the start, now I'm inconvenienced because of their mess up and I've been called a liar too.
Also, about a month ago I dropped my phone down the toliet redface

(yes, I know, stupid!) but I have insurance so I sent the phone off to be repaired. They sent it back pretty quickly saying it'd had been repaired - it hadn't.
Since then I've heard nothing and have had to chase 3 different companies for information as to whether I'm getting a new phone or my old one back sometime soon.
It now turns out (after speaking to about 6 different people) that I will be getting a replacement but someone has messed up my claim and it won't be for another 2 weeks! I'm having to use someone else's phone and top up on pay as you go when I have free minutes I could be using! I can't use the SIM in another phone as I'd have to get the phone I'm using unlocked to the 3 network which will cost more money......are you still with me? smile

I asked about compensation as the claim is supposed to be completed within a week - so far mine has been about 4 weeks! I was then passed around various people and it seems I don't have sufficient grounds to be given an apology, let alone compensation of some kind.
I despair sometimes, I really do!
So...what is the worst customer service you've received?

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17 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
What way biggest for the man nipple? Diameter or sticky outness?

Biggest ????
Biggest ????
It's always about the biggest sad

What about the little guy sad

What about the smallest sad

Small nipples do it for me Dammie.
Big isn't always better!
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17 Oct 2005

Quote by bluelarma
Salt and Pepper-Push it

That's a great tune..... In fact, I think I'll listen to it now lol

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17 Oct 2005

Has it broken again?
Thought it was just my PC!
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17 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
Not fair!
I just start getting used to the chatroom.
Thought I'd go in there for a quick peek and nothing happens!
Maybe it's a sign?

Yeah to get back in here.... wemiss ya!
Ahh bless.... "we" as in you and your alter-ego, Pistie? rotflmao

Sorry postie couldn't resist
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You can call me anything you want !!! :inlove: ( and glad you aren't resisiting!)
You're making me hi-jack which is very bad! smackbottom

I quite like the chatroom though.... might spend even more time in there, just to give you the chance to miss me, postie lol

Seriously, someone help me: What is all that / and asterisk stuff? I've only just learned how to change my font colour!

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17 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
Not fair!
I just start getting used to the chatroom.
Thought I'd go in there for a quick peek and nothing happens!
Maybe it's a sign?

Yeah to get back in here.... wemiss ya!
Ahh bless.... "we" as in you and your alter-ego, Pistie? rotflmao

Sorry postie couldn't resist
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17 Oct 2005

Not fair!
I just start getting used to the chatroom.
Thought I'd go in there for a quick peek and nothing happens!
Maybe it's a sign?
lol

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17 Oct 2005

I'd like to be added as a possible please....thank you smile

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12 Oct 2005

Already said it in the chatroom in the early hours of this morning but
Happy Birthday again!
Have a good one!
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12 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

Sometimes I dont orgasm quickly due to different reasons, why should that stop my man from enjoying himself? Like I said, as long as it isn't a regular thing then I'm fine with it!

i think the difference there is your talking about 'your man' but that i assum you mean your own partner as apposed to a swinging m8, in that case sometimes you do have quickies and for whatever reason you may not cum and i supposed that is acceptable, but if i met a guy off here wether is was after a quick shag or not i would expect him to put some effort into making me cum
I don't think I explained myself properly. I don't have a "man", I'm as single as you can be!
When I was active on the site, through the photo ads I met a few people regularly - it wasn't just a one off shag so that's where I'm taking my experience from. That's not to say I haven't had one off's, I have and they are usually quite dissapointing.
I'd expect someone to make the effort but not when I know I'm not going to be able to cum, I'd rather let him enjoy himself. I mean, sex is enjoyable for me, even if I don't orgasm.
But it all depends who I'm with, how I'm feeling etc - sometimes I cum quickly, other times I don't. If I don't cum, with a regular partner or otherwise, its not the end of the world for me. I'd just move on and put it down to experience.

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12 Oct 2005

Quote by bisto kid
when having sex is a man being selfish if he hasnt made sure his partner (female) has reached orgasm? For instance the mood takes it and you fancy a shag you have to be quick which there could be any amount of reasons for which we all know, away you go man cums quickly because he has to or even wants to because of excitment has he been selfish? If there is plenty of time and he doesnt make sure his partner has orgasmed or at least been sexually fulfilled i would say yes he has been selfish.

I don't think it's selfish if it doesn't happen regularly. Obviously if the guy just doesn't care I wouldn't be shagging him anyway!
Sometimes I dont orgasm quickly due to different reasons, why should that stop my man from enjoying himself? Like I said, as long as it isn't a regular thing then I'm fine with it!

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12 Oct 2005

Could you stick me down as a possible please?
Depending on the date I will do my best to make it!
Thanks.
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12 Oct 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Hi all... I know I know... late as usual...
Would you possibly think about offering an invite to a quiet iccle scots/essex girlie
I'm in the process of bribing my ex-inlaws to have my kids for the night... and just need to know if that happens if you's are willing to invite me
I mean... if you's say nope yer not coming.. I can stop grovelling to them
Go on... I'll even behave myself and sit quietly in the corner :shock:

Yay! Really hope you can make it....bribe those ex-inlaws well!
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12 Oct 2005

Quote by Marcuso
OMG......Go on then.....I suppose someone's got to do it.
I'll be organising a little *coffee/drinks/lunch (delete as appropriate) from around -1pm if anyone wants to meet up to get to know each other a bit before the main evening event. Any newbies that are feeling nervous about meeting a big crowd all at once or some of those that have met before and want to just chill in the afternoon, send me a PM and I'll gauge numbers and sort something out.
It'll be a very informal meet. Just drinks and chat and to set nerves at ease.
Last times was a great ice-breaker and made the evening meet even more enjoyable.
See you all there.
Marcuso
xx xx

I'd be up for meeting beforehand to meet some of you peeps but I probably won't be there until 2 ish! It's gonna take me about 3 - 4 hours to travel there and I don't want to have to leave mega early and be burnt out for the main event!
I still get nervous at Munches, so meeting up with people before the munch would be good biggrin

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12 Oct 2005

I've had "fancy a shag" PM's from newbies but not from an established member, I'd only say no anyway wink

I wouldn't mind so much if the PM's were interesting and some thought had gone into them - most of them seem to be the same rubbish - is there some sort of handbook out there that these people get their ideas from? rolleyes

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12 Oct 2005

Sven is sooooo not sexy, in my opinion.
I can't see why people fancy him, but then again, each unto their own! We all find different things attractive I guess.

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12 Oct 2005

Well my Mum's a (part-time) housewife, she's always bored, she's certainly sexually frustrated (aren't we all?!)....and she has lots of like-minded friends.....just goes to show, the rumours are true then, they do exist!
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12 Oct 2005

Quote by
Crooked
Ello, ello, elloâ€¦ what 'ave we 'ere thenâ€¦? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that isâ€¦)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 42 Potential fine: Â£7000

Oh well..... I hear prison life is a doddle these days! lol

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12 Oct 2005

The Photo Ads worked for me too..... met some nice people and some not so nice....trial and error really!
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12 Oct 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
It's gone a bit quiet in there now, without you Dave.....

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww thanks biggrin

.................I think :huh:
Dave_Notts
lol

Meant in the nicest possible way Dave wink

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11 Oct 2005

It's gone a bit quiet in there now, without you Dave..... lol

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9 Oct 2005

Fresh man scent wink

Paint
Matches
I'm also with Dino on the rain thing....can't put it better myself either!
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9 Oct 2005

My turn!
Spoke to so many people so I'm sorry if I miss you out!
Thank you to Marmalaid kiss

and Mr Cov kiss

- you know why.
Postie, the look on your face when I arrived was a picture, in fact, I wish I'd taken one! Thank you for the chat/s, was nice to see you again. biggrin

Marcuso - the answer is STILL no lol

You looked lovely in your suit, then you just had to go and change into those awful shorts! lol

Great to see you again.
Dambuster, lovely as always - oh and I'm not a baby, ok?! biggrin

Nsexycpl - Hope I didn't scare you too much with my talking non stop!
Moorhopper and Anne - really nice couple. Glad you had a good time.
Martycleveland - You're too damn tall! When you're on your knees you're nearly the same height as me lol

Nice to have met your acquaintance.
Stuart and Tanina - Thank you for rescuing me from the corner!
Deviated Prevert - Loved the explanation about your name - I got it in the end! cool

Hornyoldtart - Nice to see you again, thank you for Leicester - bit late now, I know but I just remembered smile

Lil Bunny (both of you!) - Thank you for letting us into your home after the munch, was lovely to meet you.
Ice Pie - Looked very suave, lovely bloke. Nice to have spoken to you, if only briefly!
Freckledbird (and Mr) - I remember meeting you this time! smile

Great chatting to Steve-Teesside at the bar too.
Er... I've forgotten the other things I was going to say.....probably just as well actually!
Apart from a big thanks to Sean for allowing me to go with (very) short notice and for organising the event. Well done Sean.
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8 Oct 2005

Quote by myked
Cramp during an orgasm is the most horrible, horrible thing that can happen. Well, maybe not, but it damn well spoils the whole thing.
'Oooh... Oooooh.... Ahhhh.... AHHH CRAMP CRAMP, MY DAMN LEG~!"
Kinda spoils the mood.

Not had cramp during for a long long time, had cramp after though, that really really hurts! Usually in my hips or calves. confused

Obviously I'm not as flexible as I used to be!

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8 Oct 2005

I like a man to have some hair on his chest, lovely that is. :lickface:
Elswhere, doesn't bother me to be honest....not fussy am I?! wink

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8 Oct 2005

:welcome: to you Leroy.
Just enjoy it here and be yourself, that's all the advice you'll get out of me at this time in the morning smile

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7 Oct 2005

Right well if I'm still around I'd like to be added please.
I love visiting the Isle of Wight, considering I live right opposite I really should go there more often!
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