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onlyme1981
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 45
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Quote by warwick
I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year) redface

Beach sex is good but the sand gets everywhere....and I mean everywhere :shock:
I've always wanted to do it under a waterfall....no idea why!
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Quote by Darkfire
Love thunderstorms and lightening (especially good powerful forked lightening - not just these measly little flashes we get usually rolleyes )
and there's nothing quite like good passionate sex in the pouring rain with thunder claps rumbling and lightening streaking the sky (oooo, she's getting all theatrical now lol ) - preferably out in the open so you feel the sting of the rain hitting your skin - none of this hiding in caravans business for me lol :twisted:

Yup, that sounds lovely..... though don't do it on the grass in the back garden, gets a bit muddy and the worms don't like it much lol
I love thunderstorms, hate marmite biggrin
Quote by postie

None of this applies if your name is Postie, as his job is to dance naked on a table, whipping the ladies into a frenzy, whilst holding a feather in one hand, and a balloon in the other biggrin

WHAT?? :shock:
I am really quite quiet you know.... only a gobshite on here... honest! ( unless I am a bit drunk then I can't be held responsible... lol )
Quiet? Really? I don't think so!
You, Postie, can talk for England and Scotland and Wales and Ireland! And you are not quiet! No way, never!
You shut me up for two whole minutes at the NE munch!
....and not fair btw. I AM quiet. Mostly.
Oh yes.... two whole minutes of bliss!
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(Sorry Postie, I'm in bitch mode :twisted: )
Quote by postie

None of this applies if your name is Postie, as his job is to dance naked on a table, whipping the ladies into a frenzy, whilst holding a feather in one hand, and a balloon in the other biggrin

WHAT?? :shock:
I am really quite quiet you know.... only a gobshite on here... honest! ( unless I am a bit drunk then I can't be held responsible... lol )
Quiet? Really? I don't think so!
You, Postie, can talk for England and Scotland and Wales and Ireland! And you are not quiet! No way, never!
Quote by dambuster

Lets ban napkin rings, eh?

I think that's a little harsh, bordering on Draconian.
I would agree though that they should carry some sort of warning.
Perhaps . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Not to be used as Cock Rings"
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You always manage to make me laugh Dammy!
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Quote by Baggy Boy
I am sitting here in my office - bugger all to do and I have now got a raging hard on due to looking at some of the avatars on SH. lol lol lol
The question is should I risk having a wank or not. rolleyes rolleyes
Sensible answers only

Well done for feeling the need to let us all know lol
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
There was a thread about this last year and probably the year before that and so on.
We can't ban everything that may cause harm. We're living in a society nowadays where it seems no matter what you do, there will always be bad consequences.
I personally enjoy fireworks, especially at home. We have them every year, my dad goes and gets a load of them, my mum makes the hotdogs and burgers then we all gather into the back garden to watch the display. It's one of the only times we all get together as a family and have some fun.
Sure, I get a little nervous when my dad lights them as you never know what could go wrong. My childhood was full of happy memories due to this small event that happened once a year - along with others of course.
I've seen the statistics and know that in the wrong hands fireworks can be dangerous but we're not all stupid and we don't all go round shoving them through letterboxes.

I think the onus should be on the shops selling them and also the parents of the kids who go round letting them off in the street - that happens round here for at least a month before and after November 5th.
I think in this day and age we're all too quick to ban things, rather than find another solution.

The powers that have placed the "onus" on retailers by banning the sale of fireworks to those UNDER THE AGE OF 18 but it still goes on.
A firework is a Explosive Deviceand should be treated in the same way as other explosives are, ie., banned or sold by liscence holders only.
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I know that fireworks shouldn't be sold to persons under 18 but shops still do it - I meant that the shops should be answerable when children are found to have them.
I think I'll agree to disagree on this one. I have "man flu" so I can't be arsed to argue my point right now! lol
There was a thread about this last year and probably the year before that and so on.
We can't ban everything that may cause harm. We're living in a society nowadays where it seems no matter what you do, there will always be bad consequences.
I personally enjoy fireworks, especially at home. We have them every year, my dad goes and gets a load of them, my mum makes the hotdogs and burgers then we all gather into the back garden to watch the display. It's one of the only times we all get together as a family and have some fun.
Sure, I get a little nervous when my dad lights them as you never know what could go wrong. My childhood was full of happy memories due to this small event that happened once a year - along with others of course.
I've seen the statistics and know that in the wrong hands fireworks can be dangerous but we're not all stupid and we don't all go round shoving them through letterboxes.
I think the onus should be on the shops selling them and also the parents of the kids who go round letting them off in the street - that happens round here for at least a month before and after November 5th.
I think in this day and age we're all too quick to ban things, rather than find another solution.
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I love it when onlyme1981 posts biggrin
Then I can just perv at her avatar biggrin biggrin biggrin

lol Bless ya Devon, you're only human afterall!
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Quote by westerross
I've decided I might dress for the occasion, bugger looking silly.
Depends on if I can find something suitable lol

There'd be a bit of a sensation out in the street if you didn't gel! But try and keep 'em on until you get inside the door!
Tune baby, you say the nicest things! poke lol
Quote by westerross
Jeez, I'm more nervous about this one than Notts. Mrs TE's first. I feel just like I've got an important exam coming up confused

I can't wait to meet Mrs TE, I want to ask her how she puts up with you! rotflmao bolt
Google was my friend! Can't remember specifically what I was looking for now but I think I found it.
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I like to sleep after sex.... in fact, I like sleeping a lot...apart from when the insomnia gets me, then I'm on here thinking about sex instead of doing it!
I must have that male gene Dammy is talking about, most of the men I've been with are asleep minutes after the deed is done, takes me a little longer but I sleep well after sex, usually lol
Sorry to hear this. You two seem like a lovely couple.
It probably doesn't seem like it now but what Chief Moo did was a very brave thing so much respect to him for that. Certainly makes me feel safer knowing someone like him might be out there if ever I'm in trouble like that.
Hope he makes a speedy recovery and that you are ok too LM2H2H.
Best wishes,
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Myself and my 14 year old sister decided to make some Mr Men cakes today.
They actually turned out well for a change!
Can't believe how much fin we had making them though - simple things please simple minds and all that! lol
Here's the outcome of today's baking:

I recommend baking.... it's great fun!
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I've decided I might dress for the occasion, bugger looking silly.
Depends on if I can find something suitable lol
I've been told my eyes are my best feature.
Personality wise, my caring & friendly attitude.
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Hiya DeeCee,
Glad you decided to come to the Forum biggrin
Good first post there....nice one smile
Hope you find what you're looking for, have fun!
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Congratulations Sean.
It was lovely to finally meet you at the NE Munch.
You've done some cracking posts so here's to some more!
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
My lack of self confidence hinders my performance.....
to be honest i don't look at my best naked :lol2: and because i am so self concious about what i look like it really does stop be from letting go and enjoying myself, i just spend the whole time thinking about how bad i must look to the other person confused

I have that problem too NN.
It got to the stage once where I wouldn't even let my boyfriend see me naked - ever!
Nowadays I'm still pretty much the same but I'm coming to terms with things and I'm slowly getting a little better but still wish I could just let the issue go and enjoy myself properly. Easier said than done though!
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I love wearing blue or black. I quite like browns in the winter though.
My wardrobe doesn't really have many colours, it's all black and blue with a bit of pink thrown in.
I'm not a 'girly' girl and don't like feeling like one either so I don't wear pink often....usually when the black and blue clothes have run out! biggrin
I hate green and yellow so I never wear those colours.
Eager, I think pink suits you. Some men just can't pull it off though unfortunately.
Tune - I'd agree with Debbiewebs and say you're blue lol
My childhood was ok.....nothing special but nothing like some on here either.
I'm not who I am today because of my childhood.
I am who I am today because of all the things that happen each and every day, good and bad, the stuff I have had to deal with leading up to now and the things I will have to think about and deal with tomorrow etc etc. These things shape me into who I am and who I want to be.
There are people worse off than me but that doesn't mean my problems are unimportant, just means I cope with things better when remembering that fact.
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I have to click my fingers and toes - constantly lol Some find it really gross and annoying but I know someone who does it much better and louder than me - and knows it! smile
I bite the inside of my mouth dunno
I have to shower when I've been out - like in a pub or somewhere full of people. I feel dirty so have to clean myself redface
When sitting on the sofa etc I always have to have my feet covered with something, like a cushion or item of clothing - Think it's a comfort thing smile
I've been told of some others but funnily enough, I can't remember them right now.... lol
Bad sex has gotta be better than no sex!
Though saying that, to me there isn't really bad sex, it's just not as pleasurable as good sex. Good sex is good and not so good sex is just er.... not as good as good sex.
I'm confusing myself now so I'll just go quietly......
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I got one of them in my email account the other day....just deleted it as it didn't look right due to the grammar and salutation etc.
I sing in my car, in the shower and anywhere really....as long as there's no one else about!
I love singing in my car - I get some weird looks sometimes but it's fun biggrin
Compliments are nice but I always feel uncomfortable with them. I'm not one of these people who pretend they don't like compliments but secretly wants loads - I know a few people like that and it drives me mad!
I genuinely get embarassed and uncomfortable when I'm complimented and usually offend the person complimenting me as I don't know what to say! Now I just say thanks and move the subject on to something else. It's not so bad if it's online but in RL I find it very difficult to accept what people say and end up blushing and stuttering....I am getting a little better though smile
It is nice to get a PM from someone that isn't a "fancy a shag" one liner - it's nice to know that someone has taken the time to write something decent and well thought out.
I'm south too....close to Southampton actually.
Quite a few of us southerners on this thread coming out of the woodwork! lol
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Well some may say I have been absolutely stupid... mind numbingly mental... or just down right daft....
But this morning on the 1st of my school runs.. I happened to have a bit of a bump in my car which meant the door handle of the drivers' door flew off.... There I was laughing and joking about it in the chatroom to some regular chatters and 1 of the chatters someone I purely recognise by their nick, had said they lived down the road in Ilford, was doing nothing, and could pop round to have a look at it for me....
So I agreed... :shock: I gave out my home address, my mobile number, logged off to go do a bit of quick tidying up, before he arrived.... Now please remember... I knew nothing of this guy... accept I recognise the nick.. and he always spoke politely to me in the past...
Well it turns out the guy did come round... he proceeded to hammer out the dent in my door... we dropped my son off to school.. found the scrap yard, eventually lol (ok ok i ended up de-touring and getting half lost redface) anyways, we found the scrap yard in the end... got back to mine with time for him to fit the new handle... have a coffee... AND get this.. he just about had enough time to give me a nice massage to relieve my lower back pain.. (which I do suffer from, and it had been playing up)
All in all had a nice couple of hours with a complete stranger, off this site... he hasn't been to any munches or meets, has only ever met 1 couple from the site... and now me... so watch out we have probably just lost another member lol redface
The reason for me posting this to you all... is I am wondering if I am the only nutter who does this... you know.. take a chance on someone who you have absolutely no information on... but think.. what the hell why not... dunno I ask because most of the really true great friends I have made have happened that way... me sitting in the chat room at any time and take a mad turn and say... fluck it.. yeah why not I'll meet you....
Is it only me... surely not... confused Be interested to know what you all think about this wink

You called? lol
I've met "strangers" several times. Sometimes I've let my sister know rough details but other times I've not told anyone which is probably a silly thing to do, looking back.
Now I do make sure someone knows where I'll be if I'm meeting someone for the first time.
I've made some good friends in the past from just going with the flow - I'm not generally known for my spontaneity! But sometimes I'll like someone enough online to take the chance of meeting them without knowing much about them.
I give my mobile number out to people but not my address.
Good on ya Tatty..... is this guy any good at massages? If so, send him my way please!
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Sucked:
Been off work ill :cry:
Still no mobile phone mad
Garage arsing around with my car evil
Rocked:
Was given a bunch of flowers (my favourites too!) for the first time ever biggrin
Visited Ikea for the first time ever rolleyes smile
Got paid smile