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onlyme1981
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 45
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Quote by westerross
Mine's going to sound really soppy and silly (I'm in that kind of mood) but I'd cast a spell to make my family and very close friends happy forever......Oh and me of course!

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Just for now - my spell is a nasty one so I'll come back with it later! Can't post it so close to such a beauty!
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It doesn't involve me does it? For giving Mrs TE a cold?
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I absolutely detest having my picture taken.
Many people have tried and failed to get me to "open up to the camera".
Bollocks to that, don't like looking in the mirror so why the feck would I want pictures to remind me of my non-photogenicness? (don't think that's actually a word, it can be another me-ism) lol
The worst is when you go out, you think you look semi ok but the next day someone shows you the picture evidence and you think "Fucking hell, did I actually look like that?"
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It's really bad for you but I don't 'do' breakfast either.
Used to have a cup of coffee but now after receiving some good advice it's going to be an apple from now on. Had one this morning and it perked me up better than coffee does!
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In the past I've slept with someone who I wasn't instantly attracted to but once I got to know him, that spark was there.
In my own warped view, everyone has their own qualities and I can find anyone attractive - I really mean that. Some people think I'm weird but everyone has good things about them, even people who are classed as "ugly" so I don't really find anyone completely unattractive, but that doesn't mean I'd sleep with them. Some sort of spark has to be there.
Mine's going to sound really soppy and silly (I'm in that kind of mood) but I'd cast a spell to make my family and very close friends happy forever......Oh and me of course!
I know at least 5 people who are going somewhere lovely in the next couple of weeks.... I've asked them all if I can come with them but to no avail!
I'd probably fit in their suitcases too, I'm that small lol
Have a great time and don't forget to take pictures.
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Nice to see you in the chatroom, you seem a decent fella and your introduction post was good!
Have fun biggrin
Quote by westerross
Right, Angelica has got a nasty sore throat and cough - and I haven't! wink
We've narrowed the short-list of potential culprits down to about 6 but if anyone wants to fess up to spreading the dreaded lurgi it'll enable us to target and limit the outbreak.
MikeC wasn't there this time so who was it!! smile
All expressions of sympathy will be met with a loud hacking cough.
(And before I get the usual load of grief I'm taking really good care of her - even bought her some liquorice for trick or treat!) dunno
Come to think of it if we add DD's G-string to the list of suspects that's 7 - anyone heard 'Cough on a G-String'?

Oooh, I think I might be the culprit. I had the start of a cold on Friday and it kind of progressed on Saturday so I was in two minds whether to attend the Munch as I didn't want to spread it round.
I'm now in full blown snot bag mode so I guess that's my punishment for spreading my nasty germs.
So sorry!
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Mine at home is usually a "Me to You" cup - sentimental reasons or an "Air" mug from Alton Towers coz everything tastes nice in that one - don't know why!
At work I have one with my name on it and rubbish about what it means and what personality I have....it's not at all true lol
Quote by marmalaid

The Netto Advantage.

The Netto 'reduced to clear' table

Just to clarify, these last two are the same photo, cropped differently biggrin

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OMG :shock: They look better than the real thing...... nice one rolleyes lol
The real thing isn't quite as spotty biggrin
(the odd little bruise though, for some odd reason....)
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I don't know what you are referring to......bruises? wink
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Quote by Ice Pie
Actually I think you have slight memory loss there....

Oh God, not again. rotflmao
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Indeed!
This memory loss thing can get you into trouble smile
I'm never gonna drink again.
No, really.
I mean it this time.
Honest. :lol2:
My memory isn't as great as it should be but I'll remember you saying you won't drink again....ever! :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/61405.html
I don't remember seeing you with two heads..... maybe one was hidden under your lovely jacket dunno biggrin
If not, I think we all did a pretty crap job at keeping you away from the bar, so you can blame us Ice lol
Quote by marmalaid
The Netto Advantage.

The Netto 'reduced to clear' table

Just to clarify, these last two are the same photo, cropped differently biggrin

rotflmao rotflmao
OMG :shock: They look better than the real thing...... nice one rolleyes lol
Quote by Ice Pie
Actually I think you have slight memory loss there....

Oh God, not again. rotflmao
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Indeed!
This memory loss thing can get you into trouble smile
I have many favourite songs that mean different things to me..... It's too hard to chose the 1 song.
I try not to listen to some as they make me a little sad, others make me happy when thinking back to good times though so I prefer to listen to them!
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Quote by Ice Pie
Ice pie, when we were leaving the hotel, the table was clear, no phone on it.... Marms car??

What ARE you suggesting? I have NEVER been on the back seat of Marms' car. The very idea! Shame on you, Sir.
(He's going to check in the morning. lol )
Actually I think you have slight memory loss there.... you were with me in the back of Marms' car, I can vouch for that..... wink lol
Quote by westerross

How many times did you hear - "How do you put up with Tune?" lol
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Well about a dozen from you at least!! rotflmao rotflmao
Cheeky fecker! lol
Loved your costume by the way biggrin
Quote by Angelica
Hello all! Thank you for making me feel so welcome. Had a wonderfull time and looking forward to the next get-together.
Many thanks to Devon1and Skimpy. Marcuso and Ice pie. Great night. Good to meet those who were there at last.
Just to prove that I actually exist - aka Mrs TE!

Woohoo! You remembered your promise then?!
So glad you made it and enjoyed it.
How many times did you hear - "How do you put up with Tune?" lol
Keep posting Mrs!
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Quote by Calista
Some of the comments made on this thread are a bit harsh especially as those writing them weren't even there! Sure everyone has an opinion but you can't really comment on the actual event itself unless you were there. Yeah, you can argue or express your opinion about what exactly a munch is and where it should be held etc but I personally think it's all got a bit out of proportion.
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Whereas I don't disagree with you about people actually being there and making comments, it does and can affect us all. My understanding is that anything named a "munch" was exclusively for SH members. Those organising it are responsible for booking, invites and security. Think how you would have felt if someon you know had turned up out of the blue, or the regualrs kicked off to the landlord, as we have seen it only takes one phonecall to the local paper and everything is blown out of proportion (I'm not implying that this ever would have been the case in this instance).
Discussing this things as they occur, may feel like they are being blown out of proportion but we can all learn from mistakes and talking about such things will prevent future oversights or problems.
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I can see both sides of it Calista and normally I'd keep out of it but Devon1 did a good job of organising the event and I don't think he deserves all of what was being aimed at him.
I know what could have happened, there's always a risk with any munch you go to - there is an aspect of risk in everything we do.
I'm not saying it's right or wrong that there were so many non SH folk there - as it was, nothing bad did happen but I can see the concern that is being shown is probably a good thing. We all learn from experiences so I guess the discussion is needed.
I guess I'll shut up now lol
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I had a fab time last night.
Sure there were quite a few questions from some non SH members about our badges etc but nothing untoward happened in my view.
It was made clear that the munch would be held in a public venue, I personally have no problem with that as I was aware of it when I put my name down.
I think Devon1 did a brilliant job of organising the event - everyone I spoke to had a fantastic time even though there were non SH folk there.
Some of the comments made on this thread are a bit harsh especially as those writing them weren't even there! Sure everyone has an opinion but you can't really comment on the actual event itself unless you were there. Yeah, you can argue or express your opinion about what exactly a munch is and where it should be held etc but I personally think it's all got a bit out of proportion.
Well done Devon1, thank you for organising the "event".
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My turn!
Ok, I'm naming names so sorry if I forget you!
Thank you to Devon1 and Marcuso for organising the event - it was extremely enjoyable wink
Ice Pie - thanks for the badges. Loved your suit and was nice to see you again. Thanks for the use of your hotel room after the munch smile
Lots of kiss to Marmalaid. And more for letting me act like a child at some stupid time in the morning in the pouring rain, along with everything else which made it a great weekend passionkiss
Jas & Tim - Lovely to meet you again and talk properly - you're both 100% lovely biggrin
Vix & Reese - Again, great to talk to you both. Vix is lovely really.....she probably won't thank me for saying that!
Tune essence and Angelica - Was good to see you again Choon and nice to meet Mrs TE too! You both looked like you had a great time. biggrin
AndyJohnny - Nice to meet you. We talked for quite a while about various things, of which I can't remember much! You'll have to remind me some time smile
Postie - Nice to see you again. Hope the nightmare after the munch didn't ruin the whole night for you! Was funny seeing you in Vix's bra - I think there are lots of photos of that!
EnglishChris - read your past bloody PM's! lol Was good to meet you. Glad you had a good time.
Marcuso - That outfit was something else! Oooh and your lovely soft shorts were nice too. Glad you put your whip away though! smile
Devon1 - I'll send you a frame wink biggrin
Dambuster - Thanks for the second-hand pineapple wink Was great to see you again smile
Er, I think that's it for now. I'll probably remember more as the week progresses!
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Quote by EnglishChris99
Ok am going to appoligise now... for being stupidly bad and not having fancy dress... am going to make amends by wearing something naughty and dressup underneath... but as its a munch none of you will get to appreciate it (will make me feel naughty and fancy dressed tho).

Should anyone have any spare fancy dress getup and be willing to dress me, you would both make me feel very very special, and make me feel more like part of the theme. Assuming I don't oversleep tomorrow morning I should be able to make it to the lunchtime dooo... should anyone want to help me out and take me shopping to help pick stuff out ( the westward bound shop is not too far away!)
So yes I suck at fancy dress... and grovel to anyone who is better than me at it and wants to point me in the right direction.... I will of course be complementing all the people at the munch who are excelent at fancy dress!! :P
BTW I am currently wearing just my lycra cycling shorts... if anyone counts that as fancy dress, then I am clearly better at it than I thought.

Well mine isn't so much fancy dress so don't worry too much! I'll just be all in black (with some accessories)....nothing new there then lol
I'm sure you'll look fine in whatever you wear!
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Not sure I'll have much chance to get online between now and Saturday, so here goes:

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and some of my own!
Can't wait to meet new people and ones I've met before!
See you there!
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Could I just check - the theme is Halloween?
I'm gonna look silly enough as it is without turning up with the wrong stuff on! lol
Quote by westerross

There are other reasons why I prefer male company of course, ones which I won't go into here :twisted:

Why not?!!
Because I'm a lady don't you know?! lol
One doesn't want to reveal oneself to be a man eater now, does one?!
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Quote by Jonathan
and my "to shag list" is on hold. casue i am only here for the social side to swinging at the mo. but ya never know.. i might change my mind

Me too, I have people in mind....I'm not naming names as they may just remain a fantasy lol
I much prefer the company of men, always have done.
I'm not a girly girl, never have been and never will be.
At school most of my friends were male, I only had a few female friends but they turned out to be not very nice friends at all and since then I've had the odd acquaintence with women but these have left me not wanting to prolong the friendship.
I'm generalising here but from my experience in the workplace and in general women tend to bitch about each other - I don't like that.
I'm not saying I'm not open to making female friends, I am but I'm quite wary.
There are other reasons why I prefer male company of course, ones which I won't go into here :twisted:
Quote by purplemonkey
I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year) redface

Beach sex is good but the sand gets everywhere....and I mean everywhere :shock:
I've always wanted to do it under a waterfall....no idea why!
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The scene in Cocktail comes to mind
is this the reason???
are you a secret tom cruise fan lol
I've seen Cocktail a million times but can't remember it that well....someone will have to remind me! rolleyes
And no, I'm not a secret Tom Cruise fan.... no way! biggrin