Quote by KitKat
:twisted: Why not wriggle out of the question, and say that the single biggest change in the modern world in the last 20 years is the convergence of the technologies of communications and computing, giving rise to the twin benefits of mobile phones and computing!
*Kat wanders off feeling very pleased with himself at being able to have his cake and eat it again.*
lhk
Kat
Quote by LilMissGullable
Hi everyone,
My name's Simon and im 18 (this is 100% true), and I've just started a new uni course, where I only know 1 guy (well), and 1 girl (a really tiny bit). I'm a guy by the way.
The course is an art course, so needless to say, it's got tons and tons of really cute fit girls on it (dont want to sound like some chauvanist pig here) who are really 'my kinda girls' if you get me.
Basically, I've never had a girlfriend once, never even a girl who was a friend, and I'm sick and tired of it. Everyone else has got a boy/girlfriend, and I swear I'm the only person ever to have not had sex yet.
Anyway, you people on here seem like altogether nice genuine people, so I figure here would be a good place to ask about how to go about getting a girlfriend. I really need the absolute basics here! What can I do? All I want is just one girl to like me (a lot if you get what I mean)!
Please note! I am not some plug ugly gorilla-man, I've just only had friends who have been guys for the last 10 or so years.
So anyway...Thanks everyone!
Simon.
Quote by Jay
onlyme1981 said:
Considering I'm from the South I'm very surprised I've only met about 4 people on this thread!
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Quote by marmalaid
........do this.
Had the opportuntiy to watch a fantastic film last evening. Starred, Colin Farrell, Robin Wright Penn, Dallas Roberts and the fantastic Sissy Spacek. The film....................................'A Home at the End of the World'. Farrell and Roberts were absolute as confused young men growing up to be bigger and better men, the lovely Robin Wright Penn was simply stunning and Sissy Spacek made an 'Everest' out of a small, but hugely significant part.
Whilst the film was an emotionally rewarding experience of compassion and intrigue the highlight was the fantastic 70's soundtrack and the simplicity of the 'tale'. Even the most discerning and sceptical film lover can empathise with the characters and the predicament that they ultimately find themselves in. Go on treat yourselves........WATCH IT............you'll love it, I think.
Quote by the_Laird
Onlyme, It was your Munch Badge I was staring at…Honest. I had hoped to catch you at the end of the time
You looked lovely in that kilt too…. Oh, I think I’ll stop now, getting a bit hot in here! 
Quote by Angel Chat
Onlyme you little sweetheart, lovely to see you again - I promise not to apologise again :lol2:ops:
Quote by Bi-Guy-Notts
Only me You was the suprise package at the munch for me
I know we had never met or spoken before the munch but it was a pleasure to meet you
I was so comfortable chatting to you i can see we a very much alike
I hope you did not have to big a hang over the next day as you was err well pissed by the end of the night (group hug hug hug hug) and yes we should chat more xxx
Quote by leprechaun
onlyme leprechaun has a brill memory and no haven't forgotten you babe chat soon
Quote by Marcuso
Onlyme1981 ..... Bloody gorgeous...... Met you a few times now babes......and every time I meet you I put you higher up my "to do" list....lol....just one thing to say to you........................."You're rooooooooood"........lol...Thank you for being the perfect "sandwich and wine" partner......xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by postie
Knocking about in a flat with a bunch of veteran SH munchers (and Onlyme1981) isn't a place you want to be if you fancy an early night especially with tattyxpx (Glaswegian and over excited at being "home") and marcuso (well, you can imagine!) there, and the bastards have cameras and take pictures of you in compromising positions with other people who just happen to have crashed out bedside you. Guess you'll all see the pictures soon enough so I'll shut up for now... :D
wait until I see you again. I might not be a veteran like you lot but I’m bloody dedicated! :lol: Quote by postie
And sorry to Onlyme1981 for spending most of the weekend taking the piss out of you, really you ARE a snoggable alien. And one day you will be tall enough to go on the kids rides in Sauchiehall street :rotflmao:
Quote by Darkfire
One for the ladies (and the 'curious' amongst you)
.... love the song, brings back great memories but it gets a little annoying after I've heard it in my head for the 50th time! ).... I think we were still in Scotland at the time but can't remember as my memory has failed me....again! Quote by little gem
Does anyone find it difficult to sleep when youve shared a bed and then go back to sleeping alone?
Gem.x
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Have you seen that fabulous advert for Sony, with all the brightly coloured balls bouncing down the street?????
There's been some amazing adverts, but I'm absolutely mesmerised every time this one comes on, it makes me smile from ear to ear. I'd LOVE to be there when they did that, the kid in me comes right to the surface.
Now try really hard to stay off the subject of sex here folks :giggle: tell me what makes you smile like that..... a heart lifting moment that almost makes you cry coz it's so beautiful
:happy:
Quote by marmalaid
Hmmm, now where have I heard that before?
Quote by marmalaid
Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
I hate not being able to sleep!
I'm tired and I need to go to sleep but I can't. I'm just lying there staring into the darkness, thinking about random things, memories from the weekend passing through and all I would dearly love to do is drift off to sleep.
:evil: Frustrating.
No comment :DQuote by vodka_babe22uk
only me
you could always go count all the bolts in the spinaker tower to make you sleep
Quote by marmalaid
...just wondering if anyone else here like this.......i know not related to swinging but i'm going tosee the live show tuesday and was curious to whom lIked LOG.......
local swinging for local people.........
