what do you call a tiny, stupid comedian who tells crap jokes?
NOTHING! its not big, its not clever and it certainly isnt funny!!
after reports from worried parents that they had seen sexual activity on the set of the teletubbies, police conducted an investigation into the matter.
their enquiries took them to the local mental hospital, where they had found that one of the guys that had been having treatment for over 10 years had recently escaped the hospital for the day.
upon question the person involved, he admitted that although he was not sha**ing tinky winky, he was f***ing lala!!
boom boom..............