Sainsburys butter chicken.......pilau rice..........its sooooooooo tasty. I think the wine is as important though, dont go ruining an evening with shyte wine.... if its white - chablis (very cold and not less than £8 per bottle not more than £11) if its red try a nice saint-emillion (not less than £6 more than £9 is a waste).
Champagnes all right but its very unimaginative and the best bit is the pop anyway.
and what about brandy... ooh im in the mood for a drink now..sorry
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orpheous1
Over 90 days ago
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My old boss (now retred....from life) his pet hate was when i used to change the settings on his pc at lunchtime. My favorite was changing the default font colour to white, and also swapping his mouse with the guy who sat opposite him, what fun.....they were both old giffers who took ages to work out what was going on even though i did it many times...........
ooh sorry... of topic
ooh sorry... of topic
...........Valentines day has been around in Europe for almost 600 years.
However I too hate valentines day. It has been over commercialised primarily to guilt all those bastard husbands who treat their wives like crap for 363 days of the year and expect everything to be forgiven in exchange for a box of choccys. Whats worse still is that women do forgive them. Who' worse??????
Incidently, my wife is given the reason for me not participating as well would you rather me be nice to you for the whole year except vamentines day or would you like a box of chocolates? and anyway who said you could leave the bloody kitchen/bedroom!!!!!
However I too hate valentines day. It has been over commercialised primarily to guilt all those bastard husbands who treat their wives like crap for 363 days of the year and expect everything to be forgiven in exchange for a box of choccys. Whats worse still is that women do forgive them. Who' worse??????
Incidently, my wife is given the reason for me not participating as well would you rather me be nice to you for the whole year except vamentines day or would you like a box of chocolates? and anyway who said you could leave the bloody kitchen/bedroom!!!!!
Bit off topic but if youre ever faced with the situation of having to rescusitation (as in the 'baywatch type') someone, when youre pumping the heart you should do it in time to nellie the elephant.......stopping on the third 'trump'..........sing it out loud at the same time.....odd i know but it could save someones life, it beats out 15 pumps in perfect rythymn.
orpheous
a mine of trivial but very useful information.
orpheous
a mine of trivial but very useful information.
I have to say that I do consider a couple of hours dogging to be very stimulating indeed. Its an opportunity to listen to a whole match on 5 live with no interuptions (apert from the occassional couple playing of course), and if theres no match on then theres always something to learn on the radio.
Whats even more nerdy is the fact that i have been known to take paperwork which would otherwise be left in my intray. Im thinking theres a distinct lack of couples in west yorks!!
Orph
Whats even more nerdy is the fact that i have been known to take paperwork which would otherwise be left in my intray. Im thinking theres a distinct lack of couples in west yorks!!
Orph
Just out of interest, I believe that all mobile calls are intercepted by Menwith hill anyway, scanned (by voice recognition) for keywords and recorded, e-mails too are all intercepted and scanned. Any information pertaining to supply of drugs etc that is gleaned from these calls or e-mails (and indeed fax communications) are passed to NCIS who would review them and inform local police if necessary. If they wanted to scan for the word 'dogging' it would not take them long to build up a profile of your habits.
and thats also why i dont buy king size rizlas from tescos using my clubcard lol.
I manage perfectly well in life without a mobile phone, whats all the fuss about? Maybe Im just a conspiracy theorist.
Orph
and thats also why i dont buy king size rizlas from tescos using my clubcard lol.
I manage perfectly well in life without a mobile phone, whats all the fuss about? Maybe Im just a conspiracy theorist.
Orph
Hi folks,
This does sound a bit dangerous but when my wife and i travel on a motorway these days she loves nothing more than opening her legs and have me masturbate her to a loud orgasm whilst I am driving. Impossible on minor roads but motorways are ideal. She has now started wearing skirts with no knickers to make it easier for me, bless her. Keep forgetting her toys but then i would spend more time watching her than the road.
Ken
This does sound a bit dangerous but when my wife and i travel on a motorway these days she loves nothing more than opening her legs and have me masturbate her to a loud orgasm whilst I am driving. Impossible on minor roads but motorways are ideal. She has now started wearing skirts with no knickers to make it easier for me, bless her. Keep forgetting her toys but then i would spend more time watching her than the road.
Ken
Hi,
After confessing my 4 sum fantasy to the mrs last week, she now says she wants to try a 4sum. she 30, 5'11", size 16 with 38DD. very sexy and a'g' spot cummer, loves allo ver sensual body massage to get her in the mood. Me 34,6' slim/med build and fairly w/e (mostly thick).
Would like a non pushy couple to introduce us to swinging, hotel booked next week (2 nights) in Lancaster. drinks first, play later. She prefers tall men (over 6'2")
nervous but willing. Please reply with pics if poss or profile numbers. If we enjoy first night may repeat with another couple on 2nd.
K & S
After confessing my 4 sum fantasy to the mrs last week, she now says she wants to try a 4sum. she 30, 5'11", size 16 with 38DD. very sexy and a'g' spot cummer, loves allo ver sensual body massage to get her in the mood. Me 34,6' slim/med build and fairly w/e (mostly thick).
Would like a non pushy couple to introduce us to swinging, hotel booked next week (2 nights) in Lancaster. drinks first, play later. She prefers tall men (over 6'2")
nervous but willing. Please reply with pics if poss or profile numbers. If we enjoy first night may repeat with another couple on 2nd.
K & S
