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oryoano
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · London

About

Hello there,

Welcome to my profile page. Except nothing, prepare for anything.

I am a shallow, conceited, and arrogant person. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type". People think I have a "type". I prefer not to categorise people.

Personally, I like to go out to bars, museums, clubs, restaurants, etc. I like to have a good time wherever I am and I love to laugh and make others laugh. In my time alone I enjoy keeping up with the news, kick back in my robe and watch movies or tv shows with a good drink. I do give foot rubs if I like you.

If you're the type who just looks at pictures to decide who you will talk to, that's great; I can be just as one-dimensional as you. If you actually read profiles that's cool, too; I love conversation.

Please don't waste my time if you're still "figuring out what you want" or any of that BS. You need to know you want me and be up front if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and I hope you are, too.

I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like Lady Gaga as much as I do Sinatra.

My two favourite movies are...
1. Inside Man
2. Scary Movie 2

If you don't need a drunken night of karaoke to loosen up and you can laugh at Beavis & Butt-Head then we might get along. My ideal is someone who can be happy wrapping up in a blanket and watching Eastenders or any good British TV show.

I'm on here to meet people. Take a chance and message me.

I will let you judge for yourself, though :)

Interests

Fetishes
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Role play
Safe Sex
Straight sex

Seeking

Female
Female Couple
Age: 18 - 60
Distance: 70 miles