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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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Quote by H-x
getting some well earned rest, chilling on the sofa with Zoe and Pheobie (calm down they're my cats) ready for another nights dancing tonight.
H.x

dancing where? wot sort of dancin... i used to do ceroc... u heard of it...
Quote by the_magik_s

Ditto, plus having a drink cus its easter and I dont have to work smile
Mr Tweeky

grrr mad im working tonight :x
bad one... i wanna be workin tonight but not work work if u get me drift lol :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
On Easter sunday?????
Well, I've done the whole easter egg hunt thing, lost a Cadbury's Flake egg in the pond when it blew out of the tree I'd hid it in , spent the last 2 hours falling out over a toy dog in local Spar shop that i've said she cant have because she's already had umpteen eggs, colouring pads and little presents this morning..... and we're still at stalemate....
So bugger it, I'm going back to bed lol

hahaha dont blame u... yeah been to gym as i have no chocolate to eat....heheh cooking dinner later for my mates so got a right sainsburys advert goin on later.. hehe
hehehe... kids names are like fashion they come and go....
i wanna pretend to become a celeb and if i have kids call them breeze block and tapioca surprised
ok now thats my good deed for the day done i thought id message some more to pass some time and hopefully make some new friends...
wow thanks all... feel alot better now...and i do have a big.........smile on my face lol
im definately feeling like i am missing out on a whole new world..here... and im looking forward to my first munch hehehe if it happens of course.... hehe nole edmonds cosmic finking... hehe munch for outstanding.. deal or no deal....lol :shock:
Quote by Darkfire
oooo wot its like to be wanted easter weekend... now i know wot a cadburys creme egg feels like... :shock:

erm, you do know we bite the tops off and lick out all the insides, then pop the hollow shell in whole, dont you? :shock: lol
me no... i lick the outside till i cant take no more then stick my finger in and scoop it out.. followed by a good tongue delvin..lol
try flickin ur eves orange... lol u know like a mans adams apple...
if it dont work least it will make an interesting sound hehehehhe
oooo wot its like to be wanted easter weekend... now i know wot a cadburys creme egg feels like... :shock:
Quote by Darkfire
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Hello newish type person lol , looks like we got a new addition to the nuthouse folks!
Welcome to SH! :welcome:
Nice pics by the way wink

cool beans man.. hehehe and nice one for the welcome... and yes they gave me my barcode for the forums...and it looks like i dont get parole for a while...lol
Quote by twos_company
hi we`ll b gentle with u ............
know a ny good hiccup cures???????????????

hehe cheers ears...
hiccup cures.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm check this out it may help smile
howdy folks how we all doin on the sunday morning...
ok as u may tell im newish...so please be gentle.. unless i give u a safe word hehehe
newish sounds like a a northern jewish person.. wierd..
anyway just sayin hi... and let battle commence