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paulxkaren
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Straight Female, 56
UK
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I think rather than your bladder getting smaller i expect its more of a case of the plumbing connected gets older and more ropey leading to weak and leaky seals SING IT GIRLS..!!!
At first I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches.. lord I almost died! But spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on , but there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you bought me a french fry! I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans! Go on now... walk out the door. don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with 4! Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Dont you know, we're only joking when we say size count? I will survive! As long as I have batteries, my sex life going to thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive, hey hey!
At first I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches.. lord I almost died! But spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on , but there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you bought me a french fry! I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans! Go on now... walk out the door. don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with 4! Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Dont you know, we're only joking when we say size count? I will survive! As long as I have batteries, my sex life going to thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive, hey hey!
Just for you cat...
Women & baby go 2 the docs ... doc's concerned about baby's weight & asks... "Is he bottle or breast fed..?".. Women replies breast fed....So the doc asks her 2 strip 2 waist.. Doc then pinches & sucks her nipples... rubs both her tits 4 a while.. " No wonder the baby is under weight... you have no milk" say's doc... "I know" says the women .. " I'm his gran but fucking glad I came!" .. :lol:
Women & baby go 2 the docs ... doc's concerned about baby's weight & asks... "Is he bottle or breast fed..?".. Women replies breast fed....So the doc asks her 2 strip 2 waist.. Doc then pinches & sucks her nipples... rubs both her tits 4 a while.. " No wonder the baby is under weight... you have no milk" say's doc... "I know" says the women .. " I'm his gran but fucking glad I came!" .. :lol:
Lady's dishwasher breaks down... so she calls the repair man...she has to go out so tells him "don't worry about my bulldog.. he won't bother you but whatever you do... don't under any circumstances talk to my parrot!"
The man starts work.. wary of the biggest...meanest looking bulldog he's ever seen but it just lays there watching him work... the parrot however.. drives him nuts.. yelling & cursing.. finally the man snaps & yells "shut the f**k up.. ya annoyin b*****d!" to which the parrot replies "get him spike"
The man starts work.. wary of the biggest...meanest looking bulldog he's ever seen but it just lays there watching him work... the parrot however.. drives him nuts.. yelling & cursing.. finally the man snaps & yells "shut the f**k up.. ya annoyin b*****d!" to which the parrot replies "get him spike"
Great topic btw Derek..
We agree with most of whats been said already ... :twisted: but have to say...you need to have some kinda spark between you to have the great sex experience...not just that notch on the bed post...
love the blindfolding and exploring the naked body..not knowing where the next touch will be...that aching feeling is great :twisted:
But most of all we think..just go with the flow and enjoy every second of the sensual touch..
We agree with most of whats been said already ... :twisted: but have to say...you need to have some kinda spark between you to have the great sex experience...not just that notch on the bed post...
love the blindfolding and exploring the naked body..not knowing where the next touch will be...that aching feeling is great :twisted:
But most of all we think..just go with the flow and enjoy every second of the sensual touch..
We would just like to say a big thank you to the tweekys... our 1st munch and we really enjoyed the evening and can't wait for the next
Nice to put faces to names...
Anais... really nice to meet (hug) :lol: you and say hi..
Jewlnmart... so nice to meet you guys at last
Kinkybifemuk and Sparkysw... really nice chatting to you guys.. seemed like we were old friends :lol:
oh-yes-we-do... Mrs oh yes... you need a medal
:lol:
iainmac... thanks for a great weekend
Whooshy...Heavenlyhot...sadie 7...2foru2010...Royalmale...Imcoming.. really nice chatting to you all and hopefully meet up again
For all those we didnt get round to saying hi too.. hopefully next time xx
PaulxKaren
Nice to put faces to names...
Anais... really nice to meet (hug) :lol: you and say hi..
Jewlnmart... so nice to meet you guys at last
Kinkybifemuk and Sparkysw... really nice chatting to you guys.. seemed like we were old friends :lol:
oh-yes-we-do... Mrs oh yes... you need a medal
:lol: iainmac... thanks for a great weekend
Whooshy...Heavenlyhot...sadie 7...2foru2010...Royalmale...Imcoming.. really nice chatting to you all and hopefully meet up again
For all those we didnt get round to saying hi too.. hopefully next time xx
PaulxKaren
