You'll have to get somebody to text you every single new post that is made in the time you are away.. and then you can text back any appropriate replies, which they will have to then post on your behalf!!!
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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 44
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Lancashire
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:rotflmao:Quote by hornyred and dinoyou can have a bite of my tigger if i can have a bite of your bum! :P
I've not been able to have anything since the 3rd. On the 2nd of december my daughter managed to find my advent calender and ate the lot!!! :cry:
Deal!!!!!
And you can use and abuse me all you like if you give me all of the piece of choc you get tomorrow :twisted: (I'm not a chocoholic... honest!!)
(although I don't have much room to talk... I ruin it every weekend on the kareoke!! Quote by surreycouple2003
no.. she's still arguing.
hmmm.....
Well sure as eggs are eggs (no pun!!) she'll Flounce Back in.
If she was a seasoned flouncer she'd know not to name anyone in particular - it would appear your dealing with an amateur here!
However with succesive flounces (and she will repeat flounce - they always do) her farewell flounce posts will develop and she will learn to elude to reasons and individuals rather than actually naming.
I think you should keep her under observation Miss Devil...!!!!
Dxxx
ps How are you? - feels like we havent spoken in ages!
Soemone else has just made a comment on how amusing it that people who have left manage to carry on posting.. so think thats the last we'll hear.
I'm not too bad (thanks for asking)
Got a bit of a bad head today and so far nothing has cured it.. so if anyone can recomment any other ways.. I've already tried water/parecetamol/nap and orgasm and have now run out of ideas 
Quote by zootle
Even more so if you sit on your hand first, until it goes numb!!!
So speaks the voice of the experienced.
I've broken both my arms, I need reliefe NOW!
Who can help me? No, wanking using my feet is far too difficult.
I happened on that information purely by accident.....
Anyway... who's silly enough to break both arms at the same time?!?
:lol: Quote by Magicsponge
Err
Asuming you were right handed... wanking with your left hand actualy feels like it is being done for you anyway!
:idea: Probably due to the fact your opposite hand is uncoordinated and it feels like you are not in control.
I've said too much :doh:
Even more so if you sit on your hand first, until it goes numb!!!
Quote by thedukereid
Ahhhh hell....
If noone else is gonna bite..... and not sure this is even the kinkiest thing I've ever done.... but it's certainly ususual.... I got a friend who's a very attractive preop transexual, so three words....
Chick with dick!
Michael
You lucky sod!!!!! Thats one of my fantasies!!!! :twisted:
