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12 Dec 2004

Quote by Rainbows
I have a piano, and acoustic guitar and an electric guitar... am only any good on the piano though

Well that's a whole lot more than me then!!! I'm tone deaf. It is not fair!!! I am passionate about music and am tone deaf!!! I would do anything to play an instrument.
Ummmmm- till then - can I play with you devil? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
fell free... lol

lol

I'm tone deaf as well... and I can't read music, I just have to figure out each note individually then memorise the whol piece.. Its made my fingers very flexible though :twisted:

12 Dec 2004

I have a piano, and acoustic guitar and an electric guitar... am only any good on the piano though sad

sad

12 Dec 2004

Well I started 2004 full of hope.. and this year I met the love of my life, went abroad for the first time in ages and discovered swinging!!
And the best bit.. I got pregnant biggrin

biggrin

Next year should be pretty good as well because the baby will arrive and we're getting married!!!! :D

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Who cares if it's a scam or not? Why spend a fiver on the off chance that it might be genuine when there are thousands of real people right here who don't want your money?

Although I'd never say no to a fiver either lol

lol

12 Dec 2004

Quote by Marya
I can NOT stand to hear Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or Scooby feckin Doo again ... I want my freeview box .... :cry:

I'll do u a swap then.. mines fooked too and I'm sick of monster's Inc and Nemo!!!!! mad

mad

11 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
I worry that some of SH's finest could end up with no bed if they put a notch in it every time they got laid!!!! :twisted:

People round here actually get laid?!? :shock:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003

Ok,
I'll see your :roll:
And raise you :roll: :roll:
wink

wink

Dxx
I'll see your :roll: :roll:
and raise you :roll: :roll: :roll: and :rude:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by Kit
OK - Kit needs a spanking! volunteers?
lhk

wave

smackbottom

mememememememememe!!!!
Ummmm - I thought we were voting confused

confused

:?
ps - 5 minutes Devil?
*Warms up hands and gets all spanking toys ready :twisted:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by KitKat
OK - Kit needs a spanking! volunteers?
lhk

wave

smackbottom

mememememememememe!!!!

11 Dec 2004

Bit surely in the name of equality.. you need to suggest where the girls can go.. instead of just kicking them out into the cold, dripping wet, with nothing but those undersized towels you provide?!?
On second thoughts.. send 'em all round to mine :twisted:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
i wasn't going to vote..... i wanted to keep impartial... but the person who i did vote for will know.... won't you miss!!!! :D
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s can i have my snog once an hour on the hour now....... :twisted: :twisted:

Does this mean bribary has been taking place?!? :shock: I demand the authorities step in lol

lol

11 Dec 2004

Well being a younger woman, obviously I never get the chance to get laid.. so I can't really have a preference sad

sad

lol

:lol:

11 Dec 2004

When we were swinging, we only actually did anything a few times.. we didn't want to start doing it too often. Once every couple of months was fine for us. and we always went out, whether it be to clubs or parties. One night out usually lasted us in our own sex life for a loooong time anyway :twisted:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by bluexxx

But are you taking notes on her giving or me wanting???

I'm taking notes on all possibilities. Not only that, I'm drawing diagrams too hehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
To save your fingers.. next time I do, I'll take pics!!! :twisted: :lol:

11 Dec 2004

Quote by westerross
Huh! Women reckon they can shag with a strap-on - but they can't do it properly. They don't have the right articulation in their hips for a good in-line thrust. They end up rocking back and forward like a drunken tight-rope walker!!!! Ha! Still I guess it helps to give the rod a bit of a wiggle dun't it?

Some of the women that I've er... met.. have had a lot better thrust than a lot of the men!!!! :twisted:

11 Dec 2004

I gotta admit though... I can give it a lot better than I can take it!!!! redface

redface

11 Dec 2004

I've got one and love shagging my fella up the arse with it!!! lol

lol

Don't know how much he enjoys it.. he's usually gagged!!! :twisted:

11 Dec 2004

I know how you feel... I'm feeling very scrooge like at the moment.. and my daughters lucky if she gets more than a growl out of me evil

evil

11 Dec 2004

Definately very biteable!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

11 Dec 2004

I think the cafe in general is a good, relaxed place (most of the time lol

lol

) Newbies are made to feel alot more welcome in here then in Lets Meet up.. and yes, I am one who can be found guilty for ripping the piss from time to time out of some of these first posts redface

redface

But you find a difference between the ones that we never hear from again, and the one's who take it in the humour its inteneded and reply with some witty response.
As for the falling outs, I think that in any aspect of life when there's a diverse group of people, there's going to be some that don't get on, tensions will occasionally run high, but on the other hand they'll be a lot of good times as well. I don't think its a case of there's in and out groups as such.. I just think there's those that can take the rough with the smooth, can stand having the piss taken out of them as much as they give it, and then those who can't. dunno

dunno

I personally love this place and even if at times I may go quiet for a while... I can't see myself leaving at all. (sorry folks :lol: )

10 Dec 2004

hmmm I agree with this.. if only to stop all the people pming me thinking I'm a single female lol

lol

Some are quite entertaining and not too badif I'm bored.. but then it gets tedious. rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Dec 2004

WOO-HOO.... one of the best threads in history is back!! Come one peeps... how about avatar challenge with a christmas theme??? lol

lol

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

10 Dec 2004

Sorry.... Meatloaf fan redface

redface

9 Dec 2004

Quote by JGL
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :? :dunno: :dunno:

you took the words right out of my mouth!!!
JGL
:karaoke: oooh it must've been while you were kissin me :karaoke: bolt

bolt

9 Dec 2004

Quote by tonmar01
Have seen that before too. really does make you think.
Especially today...........today, well. I recieved the phone call we all know we will get but never want to hear.
My partners Dad died suddenly this morning.
He will be missed.
M

Please accept my condolences... I know its an awful thing to happen to anyone at anytime.. but somehow this time of year just makes it that little bit harder. :therethere:

9 Dec 2004

I've seen this one a couple of times now.. and each time I read it it makes me cry!! Very true message :cry:

9 Dec 2004

Anyway.. back on the subject. I can safely say I have known I was 'bi' since a very young age.. althoughwasn't proud of it at first. I have lived as a 'heterosexual' and I have lived as a 'lesbian'... now I'm just living as a 'slut'!!! lol

lol

I am more sexually attracted to women than men.. does that make me any diferent 'bi' than a woman who is more attracted to men than women? dunno

dunno

My partner on the other hand, I would describe as being 'situationally bi' or 'bi friendly'... he isn't majorly turned on by other men as men.. he likes men as tvs.. and only gets really turned on by it all if in the right situation. I suppose he's just 'bloody awkward bi'!!!! :lol:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
Horny Red looks like Daphne out of scooby doo,honest, she really does!

Badly coloured in?!?! :shock:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by tevo
hi everyone. i'm a 28 year old fit good looking guy (pis available) looking to meet up with a woman to attend a swingers club this eveing. distance isn't a problem as i'm willing to travel. please pm for a chat so anyone who maybe interested can get to know me better.
trystan xxxxxxxxxx

lol

:lol:

9 Dec 2004

I would.. except I don't have credit on my mobile lol

lol

In fact most of the time I don't even know where the thing is. They're too old fashioned for me :lol: