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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 44
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Lancashire
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Quote by Kitty & Jack
xxdevil69, that is one hell of a guard of honour.
Perhaps when K and I tie the knot, we should book these guys for our exit from the ceremony.
Oooh now theres an idea.. might try and get them for my wedding to.. and invite them up to the honeymoon suite afterwards :twisted:
Dear Santa..
I understand that you are very busy this time of year.. I would like just one thing for christmas (and if I get coal again I will be very upset :cry: )
Could I please, please have my virginity back? I know it was you who took it all those years ago, and it could really come in useful right now.
Yours faithfully
a very pregnant (soon to be classed as immaculate conception) H xxx
I understand that you are very busy this time of year.. I would like just one thing for christmas (and if I get coal again I will be very upset :cry: )
Could I please, please have my virginity back? I know it was you who took it all those years ago, and it could really come in useful right now.
Yours faithfully
a very pregnant (soon to be classed as immaculate conception) H xxx
Quote by Happy Cats
Can understand why they stopped using the Robinsons Golliwog
I guess that could be offensive
But when they stopped using the golliwog.. the highest number of compaints about it being withdrawn came from the black community, who were more offended by the fact these people had felt the need to remove it.
Although I'm not surprised.. they've banned certain nursey rhymes to try and be more politically correct 
Quote by JudyTV
You work at night?!?! :shock: What sort of sidelining are you doing then hun?
Hunni you have met me, you know if I had to earn my living this way I would die very quickly from either starvation or frustration. There are times when I struggle to even give it away. :P
.Judy....... surviving, just.
:violin: aww you poor poor dear... If things get that bad.. I could always (just about) spare 50p? :lol:
Someone once said that most of us have a price and many of us would shag just about anyone if offered a million pounds. We therefore know what we are, we are just haggling over the price.
It is apparent xxdevil69 has lodged my price at just has to be one of the cheapest shags ever. :wink: I have always known I was a bit of a trollop but a 50p trollop? I am so disappointed I didn't even make it to £1 :upset: ......... Well, I did say I would starve didn't I. :P
Judy ...... Certainly not the only Gay in this vill-aerge, but posibly the cheapest.
Judy darling... you are worth so much more... but alas.. I am skint!!! If you want to feel more valued I can always throw in a trip to the local chippy.. I'll go halves on a bag of chips with ya :wink: :lol:
I think that the newbies are doing well and taking the advice that is available, and posting in here as an introduction to get to know everyone. It does get a bit hard to come up with something orignal to say though other than 'hi and welcome'....
I might copy and paste debbiewebs' resopnse and use it myself.. just to be extra lazy
I might copy and paste debbiewebs' resopnse and use it myself.. just to be extra lazy
It was MQs choice for it to be removed.. not because it was offensive. Kids are going to come up inconversation on the board.. we chat about our lives and a lot of peeps on here are parents :shock: (not that parents ever have sex.. well mine didn't anyway) I think the ' ' rule is basically for referring to underage people in a sexual way that others will most definately find offensive.
Quote by JudyTV
You work at night?!?! :shock: What sort of sidelining are you doing then hun?
Hunni you have met me, you know if I had to earn my living this way I would die very quickly from either starvation or frustration. There are times when I struggle to even give it away. :P
.Judy....... surviving, just.
:violin: aww you poor poor dear... If things get that bad.. I could always (just about) spare 50p? :lol:
Quote by mal609
I go the direct route by the way
Judy
Are you trying to say you're going straight, Judy? :shock:
Can't join you on Wednesday as SOMEONE is keeping me very busy workwise, but have a great night - I'll get along to one of these eventually.
Mal
You work at night?!?! :shock: What sort of sidelining are you doing then hun? :lol:
Quote by manofmuchfun
Not one! It's been over 12 hours now, how much longer should I wat?!
I haven't even had a single response from some chancer who is outside of my specifications!
err..... back to the drawing board ? throw yourself off beachy head ? rent a tart? marriage bureau an convert them to swinging? now funnily enough I woulda thought that there are enough single women out there at this time of year? the other thing could be the area ! its a population thing again !
now the other thing is, an thats a personal thing, I come from brighton, where I had quality women, but thin on the ground ! been in Notts 18 months and shagged meself to death! but some wheren't at all quality ! but needs must when the devil drives !!! but at least the bed wasnt empty !!! an now I am seriously thinking of movin back south cos Sue comes from there !! ferkin strange !!! so it may be an area thing ?
If its an area thing.. then its definately the quality not quantity where Zootle comes from!!! Can think of a few other lurvely's from that way as well!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Keep trying mate... you could always flounce on the grounds that this site just obviously doesn't work!!
:lol: It could always have been that his wife has actually suggested swinging.. he's then got a complex over not being 'enough' and now thinks all swingers are partner stealing evil scum!!
I greatly admire you Reese for the way you handled it... I am another one who would have struggled to remain so calm.
And I wonder if 'airplane' is the bloke in question?!?
I greatly admire you Reese for the way you handled it... I am another one who would have struggled to remain so calm.
And I wonder if 'airplane' is the bloke in question?!?
