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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 44
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Lancashire
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New Labour to ban Sex
After much consultation the government has decided to introduce an outright ban on sex after it was discovered and categorically proven that sex could in some cases lead to birth.
Further study has shown that alarmingly birth has a 100% mortality rate.
A government spokesman has stated that how can they allow this carnage to continue when it's now a proven fact that everyone who is born will die.
As well as the unprecedented death rate, there are also the incidental risks along the way that some of those born may suffer needlessly. These include, being the victim of crime, being abused, suffering a virtually unlimited range of other illnesses and diseases and countless other potential tragedies.
Apart from the suffering the above may cause they also put an unnecessary burden on health and other public resources.
The government has spent billions o n researching all alternatives, and a think tank in Brussels has concluded that the only way to stop death and suffering with 100% efficiency is to attack it at source and prevent birth.
New labour spokesman for the ban on sex has announced that self gratification is the way forward for a death free world and is presently applying for a tax increase to allow the state provision of pornographic magazines to assist in it's national education programme. He states, that:"we as a government are a committed bunch of w*nk*rs and will encourage you to become w*nk*rs as well."
After much consultation the government has decided to introduce an outright ban on sex after it was discovered and categorically proven that sex could in some cases lead to birth.
Further study has shown that alarmingly birth has a 100% mortality rate.
A government spokesman has stated that how can they allow this carnage to continue when it's now a proven fact that everyone who is born will die.
As well as the unprecedented death rate, there are also the incidental risks along the way that some of those born may suffer needlessly. These include, being the victim of crime, being abused, suffering a virtually unlimited range of other illnesses and diseases and countless other potential tragedies.
Apart from the suffering the above may cause they also put an unnecessary burden on health and other public resources.
The government has spent billions o n researching all alternatives, and a think tank in Brussels has concluded that the only way to stop death and suffering with 100% efficiency is to attack it at source and prevent birth.
New labour spokesman for the ban on sex has announced that self gratification is the way forward for a death free world and is presently applying for a tax increase to allow the state provision of pornographic magazines to assist in it's national education programme. He states, that:"we as a government are a committed bunch of w*nk*rs and will encourage you to become w*nk*rs as well."
whilst my other half 'constantly watches porn' (Ithat'll be beacuse I'm always asleep so obviously never pleasure him in anyway Quote by bibabyk
Does any one think its a age thing, some thing happeneds as you get older? 10 year ago i wouldn't dream of doing any thing like this and now here i am, purhapes with age we get relaxed about things and stop worrying over things at are not important
hope every one has a good xmas
kath xxxx
Don't think it is an age thing.. I think it all depends on the individual person. fair enough I can say 10 years ago I wouldn't have dreamt of doing all the things I do today.. but then I would have only been 12 so that would be my reason
. I've always been comfortable enough with myself and who I am with (regardless of sex) to say a big 'get a life' to anyone who tried to box me in, label me, and make me suffer for what I chose to do. Quote by The Shadow:rotflmao: I just actually sang that out loud as I was reading it!!! (and will now probably be singing it for the rest of the day
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Shadow... how come down there you can get 24hr booze delivery (btw do they do fags as well?) But can't find someone to come out and fix your gate?
Booze Brothers deliver between 11pm and 4 am sunday to Thyrs and 11pm and 6 am friday & Sat, you must buy an minimum of one create which makes it a wholesale deal thus different liscencing laws...and yes they sell fags.... :thumbup:
FANTASTIC!!!!! The amount of times I've argued at asda that it is actually 1 minute before 11 and not after is unbelievable!! :roll: Think you should suggest they expand their business to ....er.... say... Nelson?
I think in the situation being reversed.. is sex a part of my everyday life? I'd say no.. unfortunately 
.... On occasion if I'm feeling really down I'll wear some sexy underwear and dress up nice and feel more feminine and sexy, which makes me feel better about myself.. However the usual scenario is that I'm that busy with being 'mum' that sex doesn't come into it..
So in that respect I have 2 different presonas.. is one of them more 'me'? I don't think so.. its just different sides of me coming through at different times. I don't know if this makes much sense, but I know what I mean
.... On occasion if I'm feeling really down I'll wear some sexy underwear and dress up nice and feel more feminine and sexy, which makes me feel better about myself.. However the usual scenario is that I'm that busy with being 'mum' that sex doesn't come into it..So in that respect I have 2 different presonas.. is one of them more 'me'? I don't think so.. its just different sides of me coming through at different times. I don't know if this makes much sense, but I know what I mean
:smackbottom:Quote by dundeecpl
Del hasn't always been bi, it is something that crept up on him over the years and only had his first bi experience a few years ago.
Is he really bi??? He has no desire to kiss or cuddle guys. He doesn't find guys attractive sexually. He just wants them purely for sex.
I'd label him as a 'slut' then
:lol: (only kidding btw... pure sex on legs more like 
)I think that you are who you are.. at the end of the day, as long as you have no problem finding what satisfies you, then you don't need a label.
Well I presonally think its highly insensitive of you all to go and organise something like this, knowing full well we won't be able to attend, and then waft it under our noses in the 'lets meet up' forum so we can see how many great people are going that we are dying to see again!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
meanies :cry:
meanies :cry:
:rotflmao: I just actually sang that out loud as I was reading it!!! (and will now probably be singing it for the rest of the day )Shadow... how come down there you can get 24hr booze delivery (btw do they do fags as well?) But can't find someone to come out and fix your gate?
(although I do know what my priority would be) Neil.. you're as awkward as mrdevil!! lol..I have found my label of being 'bi' both useful and a downfall. I used to wear the label of 'lesbian' with pride, but its only as I've become to discover more about myself, that I have realised cock is actually pretty good!! :twisted:
Devil_in_part on the other hand, we don't have a label for (bless him).. he likes playing with guys... occasionaly and in the right situation.. and he likes to wear women's underwear (usually mine
), again.. only occasionally, because it turns both of us on.I found him on a website the other day and on the screen was the question "Am I a transvestite?" I asked him if he was and he just shrugged and said 'what does it matter'.
I think in certain situations (i.e photo ads) the label can be very useful.. when we used to browse through the couples, we were always more into those where both halves of the couple were bi, as opposed to just the fem. But when you're at home (which is where most of our kinkiness happens) we don't need labels.. just plenty of toys :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KitKatI wonder if Sappho's breasts are lactating yet?
Oh don't! You'll have me thinking about lactating milky ones next - thems were the days
Think we should check?
lhk
Kat
I'll have you know lactating breats are a nothing but a bloody pain!!!!
*xxdevil69 goes off to change her breast pads :cry:
Whenever I see a homeless person I used to either donate or buy them a brew or a butty.. untill I ended up homeless myself.. It took a couple of weeks but I had no problem finding somewhere to live.. there are lots of places you can go to for help if you truly want it. And it is so hard these days differentiating (sp?) between those who are genuinly in need of help and those who are just sponging.. The ones with the dogs always piss me off.. why have a dog when you can't afford to feed yourself?!?
