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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 44
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Lancashire
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Quote by Reese
NOBODY FANCIES ME.......!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
You took the words right outta my mouth,me thinks we should have an "unfanciable club" :cry:
Can I join too, please? Seems no one fancies me either...even after I'd shaved my beard and all! :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to join the unfanciable club seen as I fancy myself waaayy too much!!!!
Buy then Sell
You spent $1210000!
You're stretching that dollar a bit far, because you'll likely need to take out a home equity loan to keep up with the maintenance costs of your stuff. Even then, you may have to sell some or quite possibly all the things you bought with your previous wealth to get out of debt.
Whatever
Congratulations! You scored 74!
Thing is, you don't have to go out of your way to prove anything. You are who you are, whether or not someone else thinks its lame. You aren't obsessed with being 'cool' or with it. You like what you like, you do what you do, and there isn't some incessant need to impressive everyone. You care about what makes you happy, for now, fuck everything else. cheers to ya!
Anyone fancy lending me a million to see if thats really how much I would spend?!?
You spent $1210000!
You're stretching that dollar a bit far, because you'll likely need to take out a home equity loan to keep up with the maintenance costs of your stuff. Even then, you may have to sell some or quite possibly all the things you bought with your previous wealth to get out of debt.
Whatever
Congratulations! You scored 74!
Thing is, you don't have to go out of your way to prove anything. You are who you are, whether or not someone else thinks its lame. You aren't obsessed with being 'cool' or with it. You like what you like, you do what you do, and there isn't some incessant need to impressive everyone. You care about what makes you happy, for now, fuck everything else. cheers to ya!
Anyone fancy lending me a million to see if thats really how much I would spend?!?
Hi 
Baby here is fine:D .. mum isn't :cry: Think I might be allergic to being pregnant.. am in a lot of pain and have been ordered bed rest 
How possible is that with a very energetic 2 yr old hell bent on destruction?!? 
Luckily I have a very patient and understanding partner :inlove:
I'm 26 weeks now and counting down the days till 14th April.
Baby here is fine:D .. mum isn't :cry: Think I might be allergic to being pregnant.. am in a lot of pain and have been ordered bed rest How possible is that with a very energetic 2 yr old hell bent on destruction?!? Luckily I have a very patient and understanding partner :inlove: I'm 26 weeks now and counting down the days till 14th April.
Quote by Reese
Calista~
I, too, am high on the red at the moment (a lovely Australian Banrock Station, to be specific)...although I have no painkillers and all of my wisdom teeth are intact (making for 33 total in my mouth). Back to the topic at hand, though: I don't consider myself a particularly judgemental person and truly feel "to each their own", but I simply cannot get my head around the idea of "open relationships". Granted, Vix & I fuck other people, but this is something we only do as a couple. To be honest, I couldn't abide by it any other way. It is as if we share one soul, one mind and one spirit; albeit in two separate bodies. Whatever she experiences, I want to be a part of - and, I sincerely believe, vice versa.
From what I gather, perhaps incorrectly, is that an "open relationship" is one within which one partner simply doesn't care whatever the other may be doing. This seems to imply a distance between the two, and I cannot imagine a genuine loving relationship persisting under these circumstances. Maybe I'm a bit romaintic and old fashioned, but I want to share in everything that my partner is thinking, feeling and experiencing...thus, for an experience (sexual or otherwise) with another to be separate for either of us is totally out of the question for me. Sorry if this goes against the grain of the typical "swinging mentality", but it's nonetheless what I feel within my heart.
~Reese!
Damn you for saying it so much better than me
I think that people's ideas of swinging vary so much that there is no right or wrong. Its what feels most comfortable and works for each individual.
Quote by dambuster
It's easy for me not to eat crap or junk food while I'm at home. That problem will start tomorrow when I go back to work ! !
I even managed a brisk walk today. About a mile. Let's not get too siily too early.
My biggest problem today is the lack of nicotine ! ! ! ! !
I WANT A SMOKE ! ! ! ! !
Sympathise with you there.... just quit myself :cry:
We don't have an open relationship.... We shag others but only in the company of each other because we enjoy watching each other with other people iykwim. Thats what really turns us on.. there'd be no point for us doing anything without the other there because we both enjoy watching the other one's reactions. (I hope that made sense)
Quote by D_M
well snertsmate
i am not aware of pissing any body all....as i have not been in the donny area for quite a while i find it hard to understand...perhaps you could let me know by pm what it is i am supposed to have done........???
mmmm tea club antics in vans not sure thats me, i go out for the adult fun side of life....
the tea van might come in handy though on these cold dark nights , i would be warm and well tea`d up lol
hey i have no club as you say..people come and go as they please...i own noboby nor would i wish to...
oh dear me wait while posh heres about this you slating him for playing his dvd player and watching his porn mmmmmm
AND M HAS NOT STATED ANY THING ABOUT WANTING A VAN SWINGING CLUB IN A PRIVATE FEILD....sounds like chinses wispers have all gone wrong........
and d will be having a word with you face to face about this......
now you have pissed someone off......one edlington lad
c u soon....pm me if you have something to say...
I don't think there's any need for threats
I am also upset that this thread has been locked,.. how can people say it was useless when there have been quite a few 'newbies' who've used it to ease themselves in to the forum. Making your very own first post is scary, espesh with all the put downs you can get from it.. its much easier and welcoming to be able to join an existing thread, with a few well known memebers there who can offer guidance etc.. Isn't this what the forums are about? Dean, Juliette, Butters and the rest from the thread.. it was lovely getting to know you all, and I hope you will keep in touch 
Quote by Kitty n Jack
For 2005:
Lose some chub. Perhaps even lose all of it. (Yay for Musketeer)
Chuck the fags.
Anyone want to buddy up for quiting the fags?
I will.. my date for quitting is 2nd January (thought 1st was a little too ambitious seen as I'll be drinking till the early hours of the afternoon
) I too have fallen asleep.. t'was with my ex girlfriend and we only used to see each other once a week and for an entire night just had non stop sex. Although she also did it to me.. I was just nearing orgasm when I felt her head flop to one side and heard the snores We were very young and naive 
We were very young and naive 
or gently remind us to keep to 'dogging' subjects? Quote by RedHot
Debs..........you really would be advised to keep your eyes SHUT.!!
I agree! Bloody stings if you get some in your eyes :shock:
Tracy-Jayne
I really hope your being serious there.. and its not just the blokes who have done it to me that have acidic cum!!!!! (please tell me I'm not the only one who finds it stings
) :shock: 
