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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 44
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Lancashire

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As someone who actually runs another website.. I've found that mine is going downhill.. purely because I spend too much flucking time here!!!! lol Ah well.. never mind. rolleyes
Quote by lucyuktv2

OK, I did not read that.
Am a twat. (Clare_Lincs said so - and she is a girl. From Lincs. Called Clare)

although, to be fair it wasn't you that chose the name. I'm called Lucy on here, and people call me lucy, I'm a man and not actually called Lucy, not entirely sure where I was going...hmmmm....ooooh donuts....mmmmmmmmm
I love you. :love:
because I'm dippy, or because of my bum? wink
I love you because of your bum!!! lol
Sorry hijack of thread over redface
I think that after a rocky patch, the forum is getting on very nicely, everyone appears to be getting back to normal.. and er..... thats all I can say really. I personally have no problems about the decisions the mods are making, and I'm sure if I did then I would be severely beaten :twisted: :lol:
Quote by sexyann57
I was doing 60 on the birchwood flyover ...as i was passing another car he/she decided to pull out on me without signalling :shock: NOW THAT WAS SCARY :scared: :scared:
And when we were on our way to the wigan mini munch on the m6 a van decided to do the same and we could,nt overtake because somebody was overtaking us :shock:
:crazy: :scared: :scared:

Lots of horn and hand gestures are what I use in that situation!! And people wonder why we get road rage rolleyes
What's brown and sticky?............................. A stick lol ... no.... not funny? oh well rolleyes
Quote by warwick
Ignore mr Writer :shock:
A man reaches his peak at .um..............how old am i...............Oh yes warwicks secret diary aged 40 and 3/4...........
sorry Mr Writer joke ok wink

Well, well well.............. that just happens to by my favourite age :wink: lol
lol :lol: You most defiantely cannot hijack this, or any other thread!!!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: Now get back to the subject!!
Quote by JQL
Most of the houses along Warwick road (next to the Football ground) are completely uninhabitable at present with the furniture littering the pavement.

Which is a terrible thing, but I thought this thread was about goldfish?
Well what I meant was, surely the poor kid would have been horrified at the thought of losing her precious pet for good.. only toi feel enormous joy at it being found by the football club, for them to then put undue pressure (probably big burly scary blokes) on her to 'agree' to let them keep it. lol
That's horrific!!!! :shock: Stealing a goldfish off a 4 year old!! rolleyes
I would like to say that this sounds like one of my ultimate fantasies.. to see R being used a slave.. if all goes well please could you hold another one for after I've had the baby lol
Hope you all have a great time :twisted: :twisted:
All I can say on the subject is that a cock looks fantastic in lacy knickers!!! wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Don't take it to heart Composer - feel proud that you have achieved your first Locked Post. Some people spend months on here trying to be locked, and you managed it on your second thread!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
By the way - how is the ship building getting on???? confused :? :? :lol: wink

I've never had a thread locked :cry: Am I missing out on some sort of elite club? sad
Quote by Cock of the North
Well possibly it is.
*There's a lot of web-literate, lonely, sex-starved, single guys on here. I think the chances of finding an IT geek are fair to good.

They don't even have to be single.. my partner fits that description pretty well!!! :giggle:
(sorry sweetheart)
Cum is good for a sore throat..
An orgasm is a good cure for headaches lol
I get PMT DMT and AMT (pre, during and after) I'm just thankful for the 9 months off lol
Have some hugs from me and a virtual massage. I hope you're feeling more 'with it' soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by foxylady 123
I'm opposite to foxy lol Love a guy to be clean shaven and absolutely adore tattoos :twisted:

dont think i explained that enough, dont mind clean shaven too.
What i cant stand is cheap aftershave, (atishoo)
Completely agree with the cheap aftershave... complete turn off, and they always end up smelling like my grandad :shock:
I'm opposite to foxy lol Love a guy to be clean shaven and absolutely adore tattoos :twisted:
Quote by Sappho
A little bird told me updates were required - thanks Kat!
Before that, bigs hugs to Devil - I hope you're getting as much rest as possible and you're feeling better. Roll on April!
Okay, the SH Twins are 20 weeks on Tuesday and have been conniving to kick hell out of mummy for the past few weeks. So, yes, they are fine and are delighted to have found that sensitive spot between diaphragm and rib cage that makes mum go "ouch!".
I am getting bigger - I look past six months rather than five and so Zeppelin predictions are starting to come true. To quote Will, "there's no hiding it now, sweetheart!". We have a scan in about a week so we'll update then too.
Thanks again for all the good wishes, everybody!
Sappho and Will xxx

Glad to hear you and twins are well Sappho!! biggrin And I'm also glad to hear that I'm not the only one with an evil child intent on giving 'mummy' as much pain as possible!! Are you going to find out the sex at your next scan? Good luck with it all. xxxx
I had one of these, he proposed to me and eveything, from africa. He kept asking me to send God's love to my family and that he hoped they were as happy about our relationship as he was confused He didn't seem to understand the fact I wasn't and never planned to be 'in a relationship' with him. lol I ended up telling him I was a bisexual ex convict so therefore his religion wouldn't allow us to be together (I was bored at the time)
I've never cayght anyone at it, but was caught myself by my dad redface
A right good shag and then a really hot bath did it for me!! Half hour later my waters broke. lol
Quote by Noel1977
Is it really true that women get realy horny when they are pregnant? A couple of pregnant women have told me that but I wondered if it was really true.

Everyone's different, some go completely off sex and then others are demanding it off their poor partners about 3 times/day. lol
My biological mother actually had a termination before she gave birth to me. I'm lucky in the fact that I have traced her and we are all now happily in contact etc.. however she did point out to me that the adoption was far harder than the termination (although she regrets both) because there's the 'not knowing'. Unfortunately there are many mothers out there who will NEVER know but thats a completely different debate wink
Now I'm confused confused although it doesn't take much having a pregnancy brain and all!! Is it yours? dunno
It is not something I could personally go through.. it was considered last time round (and ex tried to force that decision on me) I think that anyone who goes through it, whatever their reasons, must be a lot stronger than I could ever be. I do get very pissed off at the pro-life protesters who wait outside clinics giving women crap for going through it. I think that is the last thing they would need. A very close friend of mine went through an abortion 9 years ago and she's still 'raw' about it now. Every circumstance is different and in some it is for the best, and others its an 'easy way out'. Very difficult subject.
Quote by bluexxx
Can't someone pretend to be pregnant just so we can find out what he does when he locates one???? wink

Don't be silly... you don't get pregnant people on a swingers site ffs.. thats just disgusting!!! rolleyes lol
You don't wanna be hearing from pregnant women.. they are all hormonal and evil!!!! lol
I much prefer a shower (still a novelty to me after years with only a bath) but it's getting a bit awkward now with my ever increasing size so am going to start having baths instead.. if only to ease the pain lol
Afraid I'm picky.. its gotta be a certain taste for me to swallow. And pre-cum is soo deceptive of the end result confused
Quote by bluexxx
If you all get too bored on these cold winter nights, you could all enbark on a country-wide clean up of all those chip wrappers and condoms. All you need is a pair of strong gloves to avoid infections and some bin liners. The local council will love you forever.
Sorted lol

You can't do that!!!! :shock: It might give doggers a 'good name'!!!!!