Quote by aa
yes im very serious you can have the operation done in argentina for a round £3000 inc hotel and travel costs as for the direction well once your using it i dont suposse how that matters and rather than inject fat into your knob they can actually graft skin on in a kind of layering effect and bluex why do iwant a big dick well who wouldnt id have a 12" if it was possibl e

Quote by duncanlondon
There is something rather cheap about the Brits in Summer. we often end up looking like extras from Bridge on the River Kwai or Tenko.

Quote by thegooddoctor
A tip for watersports lovers - buy tickets for next year's T in the Park festival. Not something I'm into but if you are you cant turn anywhere without someone pissing in the open.
This year I saw the 2nd most unsexiest sight ever at a festival. I was relieving myself at the urinals when a girl of about 18 walked in, drunkenly stared at my crotch then dropped her jeans and had a piss in front of me. Halfway through she lost her balance and fell over. I calmy zipped up as she lay half naked, muff on view to the world, lying in piss-sodden grass without a care. Lovely. Thankfully her friend walked in and tried to get her up as I was leaving.
Unsexiest sight ever was last year's T in the Park - actually saw a woman laying fast asleep who had pissed herself - her crotch was just one wet patch. Not only that but her false teeth were laying on the grass next to her mouth.
Anybody beat that?

Quote by bluexxx
Just a whinge... ignore me if you like (you usually do )....
I've been trying to write an erotic story all day and have got nowhere . I've concluded that I just do not have a very good imagination, but seeing as I've been trying to write one based on personal experience, it would seem that all I need to do is write what happened..... but I still can't do it . My Word doc still contains zero words and I'm getting well pissed off :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I won't be giving up the day job any time soon to become a famous novelist :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
There are shed loads of stories in the stories section. So if you are one of those who writes them, have you any tips you could pass on?????

Quote by PoloLady
I was reading something that had been posted in another section and the person has stated they are 'genuine'. We see this word appear all the time in posts and ads, but what do we really take it to mean?
What does it mean to say he/she is genuine or I am genuine?

Quote by meat2pleaseu
for those of you still despatate to enter the chatroom, you could try the following method
Does that equipment have to be shipped in from Cannes?

Quote by Happy Cats
Each to their people get enjoyment form music some people hate where is the harm?I would far arther live next door to someone who might play the odd tune I don't like than next to one who is a loud mouthed drunk or druggie.