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pb4u
1 month ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Chelmsford

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They may of won it,but I think you will find most people don't want Tonight did a poll and 70% of those who voted didn't want to the fact we are hopeless when it comes to the Olympics apart from the odd gold medal here and there.
Quote by nick & paula
After the disappointment of a fake last week, this week we have a time and hotel arranged for a meet.
Both of us are looking forward to meeting the guy we have picked but are both still concerned about std's.
He'll wear a condom for sex but what about blowjobs.
Some advice please.

Best not run before you can walk.
Quote by Debbiewebs
Well this is the 3 time this has happened to me redface surprisedops:
It happens when I get my nips played with!... :twisted: ......... A day after my boobs swell up and my nipples tingle!............. just like they do when you breast feed! :oops:
Have seen the doc a while back because of this!. ...........she just patted me on the back and said ..........you are very easy sexily aroused by your nipple!............ and would you consider being a wet nurse! :eeek:
So what I would really like to no
men!! ............. how do you feel about playing or sucking some ones boobs and you get a mouth full of milk?
AL!! tis all your fault! smackbottom

Well young lady,if you were in my neck of the woods I would oblige and help you empty you breasts of milk.I think it is due to the fact I wasn't breastfed as a baby that I have helped other ladies out in the past. biggrin
Quote by pleasure40070
the who are a fantastic group but sadly never had a number one single :shock: hell knows why they made some gr8 tunes

Maybe because most Who fans bought the Albums?
They are still a great live band and may they go on for many years to come.
Pity The Who were down in London as I would love to see them both on the same bill.
Looking at the list of people taking part none of them interest me really,and any money raised is unlikely to reach those it is intended for so nothing will change.
If you had been paying attention you may of broken the world record without realising it. lol
I take it wifey is happy for you to go to another country with a woman you have never met before?
Good tip on how you will never lose your car is to tie a balloon to a long piece of string and stick it to your steering wheel and when you are walking back to car park it will standout as the balloon flies high in the sky lol
Looking at the lineup it will not be anywhere as good as Liveaid.
And as others have said above the aid will hardly ever reach Africa and if it did the leaders will use it to line their own pockets.
Quote by RedHot
Am I the only person who has never seen any of these type of programmes? :shock:
Watching people go about their daily business, including all their personal hygeine routines, petty bickerings and generally showing off to the cameras would do nothing for me at all I'm afraid confused
Tracy-Jayne

No you are not :shock:
Quote by debz4u
Today i had a guy come up on my msn messenger list. I thought id be nosey and find out who it was after. After a couple of mins he went on cam said he had no pics to show me. iwent along with him was a double bed i asked him what side he slept on he replyed with im single anyway to cut a ong story short.
(AFTER ME LOOKING AT HIS COCK) well you have to be polite dont you. lol i went out then later my buddy said look a this ad i did it was the same dam bedroom hehe erm he was in ad as a couple i hope his other half knows what he gets up to maybe so but why say he was single anyway i thought it was funny lol

He maybe thinks he won't get found out,but anyone who thinks that are usually in for a big shock.
Honesty is the best policy everytime. smile
Quote by sexybriefs
biggrin lol you had to be there!!

Well seeing as you only like young un's I guess I will never know lol
Nice pics on your advert by the way. :D
Quote by sexybriefs
biggrin wow....had some great fun today with nick at safeways lol and steve in the pub....what a great day lol .great guys meet them any time in the future time permitting!!! :shock: wink

So what is the special on offer at Safeways these days? :lol:
Quote by Sexysteph
I have come to bed legs fuck me eyes amnd love to have my cunt teased and licked

Big difference from
aphrodite
Forum: Let's Meet Up Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 6:42 pm Subject: Meeiting tonite
Hi
We are a couple form midlands we r into soft swing and good fun.
If we can help please get in touch
Anna/Paul xxx

I know life is a learning curve but from soft swing to a hardcore fuck in space of less than three weeks.
Please stand up the real Aphrodite wink lol
Please think how you come across when you post one liners :wink:
Steph :lol:
:laughabove:
Check-out Miss Marple :lol: :lol:
TeeHee Pololady the clues were there
Post subject: Watch??? i can blow your mind !!!

(spanks of single guy itis?) :lol: :lol: :lol:
The language used
hehehehe
Elementary my dear Polo :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Must make a change from Colonel mustard with the lead piping in the ballroom then? :lol:
Quote by misspussinboots
Come on ladies, how can you resist, perhaps if you asked nicely he'd take you shopping in the cake department of M & S first. wink

Blimey, must be loaded to shop in there lol
The big question is: How do you eat yours?
Personally I eat the chocolate first,then bite eat the sponge biscuit bit and then put the jekky bit in and let it melt on my tongue biggrin
Thing is once you open the packet they are bound to get finished quickly lol
Quote by seagull69
Just read your thread and have to say all that talk of dripping sandwiches and clackers really took me back.
lol

Loved dripping sandwiches but those clackers were bloody dangerous. Didn't they get banned in the end? I remember getting into the footie for a shilling. Look what it cost now!
Yes the glass clackers were dangerous as they used to chip.
All this talk reminds me of Chopper bikes and I wish I had kept my old original one as they can fetch about 1,000 notes if in good condition :cry:
Surely it should be renamed Bra Wars instead of Star Wars?
Just read your thread and have to say all that talk of dripping sandwiches and clackers really took me back.
lol
Being someone who is too honest for my own good I think you will always find people who think it is better to lie about themselves,but they always get found out in the end so honesty is still the best policy in my book. biggrin
Quote by steveg_nw
So how come in your previous 17 posts you've been a 25 year old male (26 in one of them). Byeeeeeeeee.
Steve

I think the problem is some people feel they have to lie and think they stand more chance lol.
Honesty is the best policy everytime even if it means rejection.
It has to be the original four fingered kitkat for me as well.
If I ever have one of those two fingered ones I find myself wanting more .
I find all the other ones to sickly.
Didn't this all start off a few years ago with those Tango adverts?
I could of sworn that orange coloured creature went around slapping/hitting people,or am I getting confused?
rolleyes
Quote by bluexxx
I'm gonna plead ignorance and ask what sort of things should we do on the theme of summer nights?
I know what its from, what it's in relation to etc.

Glad it's not just me then wink
Summer nights, does that mean we all dress or undress like people from the film Grease?