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pb4u
1 month ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Chelmsford

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You are impatient aint ya lol.
You have only been on a day,give it time and if you are polite to people and they get to know you then hopefully you will find people from your area to meet up with.
Good luck.
Quote by effy121
Tony and Cherrie are at it FIVE times a night. Now we know what he's thinking with.

I think that must be 5 games of checkers a night as the 'C' word is mentioned a lot when they talk about Tony Blair. lol
I think I see the film 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks' in a whole new light now lol
Shall I pop down Blockbusters and get 'Hound of the Baskervilles' for him to watch?
Quote by bailiffs
If as someone has said earlier your other half is paying a fair whack,taking him on holiday why should he pay for the ex to go away?
I have raised my son on my own since he was 4 (will be 17 in July)and my ex-wife sees him once in a blue moon and I got fed up with trying to get any financial help from her but thankfully he has turned out to be a well spoken law abiding member of I went off the subject a bit there.
But I would say he(and yourself)are giving enough already.
Hope you get it sorted out soon

well my oppinion here is at the end of the day if me n col were broke it doesnt matter as long as he has routine and is getting the love he needs!!!!!!!
i think people are just interested in money too much!!!!!!!!
it makes me angry!!!!!
It does sound as if she is trying to bleed him dry,but it has a knock on affect you as to hear that you are always thinking of the child though as they are usually always in the middle of any such disputes.
If as someone has said earlier your other half is paying a fair whack,taking him on holiday why should he pay for the ex to go away?
I have raised my son on my own since he was 4 (will be 17 in July)and my ex-wife sees him once in a blue moon and I got fed up with trying to get any financial help from her but thankfully he has turned out to be a well spoken law abiding member of I went off the subject a bit there.
But I would say he(and yourself)are giving enough already.
Hope you get it sorted out soon
Quote by mattius
right..this is the alternative procedure
you click on any 'enter chat ' link....type in name, and password...connect...note you arent connected...do the repeat performance seventeen times, but this time selecting the help topic
then you find yourself in a room chatting to a 'christine' who is also totally lost and asking YOU how to get into chat
you swear...hit the keyboard...repeat three times that you cant help...then you realise that she is a swinging single female...omfg... and instantly go into 'seduction overdrive'...then five lines later realise she isnt actually in the room anymore...
simple
hope this helps!!

Knowing my luck I will end up chatting with Christine the car from that film years ago lol
Quote by Lindaxxx
Scousers born and bred here...
As for the branston and marmite....Yukkkk!!!!
Lindaxxx

I hate Branston pickle and Marmite(but love twiglets) lol
Quote by Lindaxxx
Took me a while to figure it out...but i got there in the end
if at first u dnt suceed , try and try again....umm or sumthing like that rolleyes
Lindaxxx

I know Linda I guess I will keep banging away(at trying to get into chatroom that is lol).
Mind you my computer is so old the previous owner was Fred Flinstone.
Well i dont think it has anything to do with the computer, its the person that operates it :P lol
Lindaxxx
Just like many things in life :lol:
Quote by Trapper
Yes, but who was she in the Armarillo vid?

Was Toto in the video?
Quote by Lindaxxx
Took me a while to figure it out...but i got there in the end
if at first u dnt suceed , try and try again....umm or sumthing like that rolleyes
Lindaxxx

I know Linda I guess I will keep banging away(at trying to get into chatroom that is lol).
Mind you my computer is so old the previous owner was Fred Flinstone.
I tried a few times and gave up and think I will make do with the forums until some nice lady comes and gives me a hand(with my computer) lol
I would suggest you get on with enjoying this site as there ARE plenty of people who are genuine and not it could fester inside your head and make you go stir crazy.
Hello,good morning and welcome.I hope you have as much as I have since joining this great site biggrin
Quote by sexyscotcarol
I sometimes find you get a better more sensible answer from yourself than anyone else will give you lol
Carol

I think you may be right there Carol :lol:
I think you will find most people talk to themselves but a lot do it in their head although when shopping in supermarkets I always hear people talking to themselves asking what they will get for tea.
Look at those people who stick their hands up a puppets backside lol
Personally I don't have anytime for religion,but I do respect those that do and as long as they don't try and ram their views down my thoat then live and let live.
Quote by Horous
I reckon he'll start with the big bird, Orville.
John
smile

Personally I would find that a bit too seedy.
Quack Quack oops.
Taxi for one.
Quote by rob7
Young thats me , i'm only in my 40s lol

Rob don't worry about it age is just a number/I am 42 and know people in their 20's who look older than me biggrin
Quote by bailiffs
she is a right minx i wud nt say no!!!!

She looked so good in that Dirty Video biggrin
tell me about it ive recorded it play it before i go to bed at night lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
rolleyes nope i wish!
You and Christina in a video would be good and dirty :D
Good job for her she is only away for a week otherwise she could get a bad case of the shakes.
Quote by bailiffs
she is a right minx i wud nt say no!!!!

She looked so good in that Dirty Video biggrin
I seem to get/need less sleep as I get older.I used to be 8 or 9 hours every night,now usually 4 or 5 at most and I sometimes go online to find others who can't sleep and it does help to pass the time biggrin
Good job it is only keyboard and not an expensive part of computer.
At least that is one thing us men don't need to worry about when using a computer biggrin
Maybe you should act like a Dr then someone may turnup.
Everyone knows they have plenty of patience(patients) lol
Taxi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What with what goes you would think they would turn a blineye to dogging and go catch real criminals. mad
I hope you sort things out soon,and even if you can't see eye to eye on everything just be sure you are there for each other in case of emergencies so you know you care smile
Maybe if she has a computer you can send her a nice e-card?
Is the secretary good at taking things down?
Shorthand I mean biggrin