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23 May 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Wanking:
It's easy, it's fun, it's a great way to get through revision, and best of all, it doesn't cost Â£300!

.... unless you're paying someone else to do it! lol

I usually just wander round eBay buying old Dr Who videos and anything which looks glittery smile

Cheers me up no end.... :)

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23 May 2004

:: covers his eyes and clicks his heels together three times! ::
:: slightly opens his fingers and peeks ::
lol

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22 May 2004

Quote by daffodilbbw
I've always had a thing for men in their 40's :bounce:

Men in their 30's are just like men in their 40's - we just don't have as many sheds..... lol

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22 May 2004

Quote by Thomas
Probably a generation gap here, but to me the very idea of paying for porn in the age of the internet is sooo passe !

Yeah - all of us who make porn internet sites do it for the love of it... we don't mind at all if people nick it and republish it elsewhere for free... really... It's not like we have to pay for models, equipment, hosting, cc-processing (~$750 p/year to visa + 20% cut by the processing company + an almost 50% dollar-to-pound exchange rate) etc....
Not that I'm bitter and jaded at all you understand.... smile

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21 May 2004

Yeah... but it's Dr Who...... lol

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21 May 2004

... though having said all that I've just noticed that celticq's avatar seems to have changed into something much more distracting...
... dr who or looking at avatar.....
... dr who or looking at avatar.....?
.......... dr who or looking at avatar........... ?
lol

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21 May 2004

Well, I'm loaded with the cold just now so don't feel like chatting to anyone.... sad

Bleuuuurgh :(

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20 May 2004

I downloaded an old 70's porn film a couple of months back - it was hilarious lol

Lots of slightly confused people trying to have an orgy... but really not having a clue what to do smile

Some lovely shots of scrwney guys naked apart from their black socks trying to figure out if they should be doing something with the pile of bodies in front of them :lol:

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19 May 2004

I blame Servalan and Barbarella for much of the dodgy things I've got up to in my later life....
Mmmm... whip

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19 May 2004

John Coltrane is my favourite jazz musician... Try :

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19 May 2004

Mark Lamarr has a cameo too.... smile

Strange but good :)
Almost anything by Guerrilla Monster films is good too. "Sore Losers" and "Superstarlet AD" are my favourites.... :

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19 May 2004

Strangely, a girl I know in the states just started a vegetarian porn site... good luck to her I say... smile

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19 May 2004

"Pervirella" is good if you like odd/weird/funny (oh, and it's got Eileen Daly in it, which is nice) biggrin

The porn I like watching most is strange stuff from Japan where you can't quite work out what's going on, why, or even who's doing what to who.... Japan.. the country where I long to be.... smile

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19 May 2004

Quote by bluexxx
McDonalds quorn burgers are very nice. McDonalds milkshakes are even nicer.
Don't knock McDonalds

I'm a vegan - so I can't even have the quorn burgers :D

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19 May 2004

Quote by guardian1128
besides what's wrong with a good old macdonalds now & then.. ? :lol: :lol:

The taste? :lol:

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18 May 2004

Kissing someone who's just had a plate of mince....... ewwwwwwww sad

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17 May 2004

Quote by perthcouple
hi there,
we have joined this forum as we are finding it very difficult to find friends in the perthshire area
Also we are new to the scene and would like to find out more about the Edinburgh munch .Can any1 help?
dane and annexxxx :P

:: waves ::
Hello smile

I'm not really a local - but seeing as there seem to be so few scottish people posting I thought I'd say hello anyway!
Billy.

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17 May 2004

After going through some of the recent cooking (and swallowing!) threads recently I had an interesting conversation with another veggie person about how we felt about oral-sex with meat-eating types.
Anyway - I got to wondering how many vegetarians there are on the site? There must be more than the two of us!
I'm a vegan (yes, I'm so hardcore etc etc lol

) and I know I can taste meat on people, whether just kissing or going down on them. Moral-wise I'm not too fussed. We all eat what we want to eat :twisted:
So - any other veggies want to poke their heads above the parapet? biggrin

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13 May 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
a blender? is that one of those powered things that makes a lot of noise, shakes a lot and produces liquids???
i think i may have one!!!!!
:P

Ha1 Is there no escape from innuendo!?
I hope not anyway! smile

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13 May 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
homous
mmm thats my fave food (if you dont count choc), i have it on fresh warm frnech bread!
yummy!

If you aren't making your own - try making it **
Takes 2 minutes if you have a blender smile

** No innuendo intended lol

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13 May 2004

Yay for men eating spunk! smile

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13 May 2004

If there's a munch somewhere in the glasgow-ish area I will pop along smile

I don't drive so getting anywhere else which isn't on a main train-route is a bit of a pain :)

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12 May 2004

Quote by steveup4it
that sonuds realy nice.. and i'm not a veggie.... i'll try that .. but rr sorry to be Mr Thicky but whats hummose ??.. and no wise cracks from the previous post's.. ???? sorry billyboth .. but there are some "banter merchants" on here .. but its good fun :P

You can buy it in supermarkets - usually in with the salsas and dips in the regrigerated section. Someone's posted a recipe too if you want to make some (it's much nicer home made - and about a 10th the price!) :)

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12 May 2004

Shamlessly ripped from pobbitch...
There are two nuns driving down a dark country road late at night.
Suddenly a vampire jumps out onto the bonnet of the moving car, it's fangs bared at the window!
The first nun says "Oh my dear god! Quick! Get out of the car and show him your cross!!"
The other nun slams on the brakes, jumps out of the car and screams "Get the FUCK off the bonnet you long toothed PRICK!!!!"
badum-tish lol

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12 May 2004

Quicky easy (veggie/vegan) dinner is :
Pasta (penne ideally),
Hummous,
Juice of 1 or 1/2 Lemon,
2 Tomatoes roughly chopped,
Some chopped spring onion,
Olive-oil.
Cook the pasta, drain in a colander. While it's draining return the pan to the heat and dump in a dollop of olive-oil, the hummour and lemon-juice. Stir for a tiny bit till it's warm and add in the tomato, spring onion and the pasta back in. Take it off the heat and stir it to mix it all through and serve with lots of black pepper.
Yummy and only takes 10 minutes smile

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12 May 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
COME ON GUYS PLEASE BACK ME UP ON THIS :!: :!:
iTS NOT MUCH FOR HER TO SWALLOW,SO PERSUADE HER FOR ME.

I'm sure if you slurp up some yourself and show her how yummy it is - she'll be only to happy to oblige smile

You know how you get toddlers to eat food they don't like? A little spoon and the choo-choo? First into your mouth... "Yummmm!", then into theirs :)
Easy lol

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11 May 2004

I've been forced to taste my own as part of a bdsm scene, and tasted it of my own accord outside of that : smile

I'm a non-smoking vegan though - so I've been told it tastes a little nicer anyway.
A tip from a pr0n actress I was given was that asparagus is the worst thing a guy can eat....

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11 May 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Same here Angel. By the way, it's even better with a slice of cheese on the top.

:: gags :: Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh sad

:scared:

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11 May 2004

Quote by machoman12
Hello Billy nice to know you
Does that mean you get to see men's thingies at 8 times their size.

Sadly, we only do picture of girls bottoms smile

One day... one day.... lol :)

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10 May 2004

Quote by JudyTV
I read some time ago that somewhere in the region of 80% of internet traffic is porn related in some way. In my case, it is of course considerably higher.

If only they'd all pay a monthly subscription! I'd be typing this in Barbados! lol

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