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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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Pedant....
Shut up all ready!

Which is to be? Do you have polls on this here forum?
OK, shutting up Sir. Or Madam. Whatever smile One bloody lunatic signing off.
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FWIW as a single white male new arrival to both the swinging scene and your community, I found this very informative. And because other websites go down :shock: wink having the full text separately in this thread lends it longevity.
And the replies look suspiciously like a nutshell intro to umm... the nuthouse :cheers:
This newbie wouldn't presume to suggest a sticky :sticky: :gagged:
Damn, my cunning plan to avoid attention by contriving a "hello" post that was waaaaaaay too convoluted failed miserably. cool
Thanks for the welcomes, especially foxy30s_cpl, davej & MQ but also all those who thought it but understandably had more important things to do than post to lil ole me. I get frustrated by "happy birthday" threads, me: so many friends, so little time. sad wink

I can feel the lurve biggrin
I'll leave you for the mo' with the thought that not all great apes were swingers: :shock:

(DNA analysis shows that those hominids with the ability to spot duplicated paragraphs diverged only very recently lol ).
BTW Sarge I will promise to try my best to minimise my impact on the budget. Dib dib, dob dob :D
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I must be getting mature - i'm 19 years old, it's a saturday night, and rather than going out and drinking and dancing all i want to do is get into my comfy pink pj's and VEG!!! it was only a few months ago when i was out every friday AND saturday night!!!!!

I blame computers, me. Getting saddle-sore myself from sitting at a desk for too many years rolleyes
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Hey there, Wibbly! How's the igloo today? No prizes for guessing who this is biggrin
Back on topic: no snow here, lots of rain.
</me thinks: what a boring first post that was>

I dunno about boring... your first post is virtual flaming highjack attempt... shame on you :rascal: lol
You'll need to start your very own 'hello 'tis me thread' smile
Just in case you don't (makes chicken noises)... this is my very good friend... pwease make him feel welcome... he's lovely and very witty...
Oops. Sorry. I apologise for the virtual highjack, I assure you it wasn't intended. I know you knew that, shaddap you silly woman, I was talking to these other virtual peeps. I've not been here very long, don't know what the etty ketty is 'round these here parts. And I don't like Posting New at the best of times, never know which nutcase's cage you're going to rattle doing that. It's dangerous out there, don't you know :shock:
But you've made it easy on me (tyvm!) by endorsing my entry ( :twisted: oooooerrrrr missus). I object to the "lovely" bit though. confused You knew I'd do that. I only partially object to the "witty" comment, which (of course) makes me a halfwit. You probably knew I'd do that too, so thanks for the insult :P
P.S. Chicken noises? Is that what you do around here? Oh well, when in Rome... say "bloody romans" a lot.
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OOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I love snow so much... can't beat being in the alps mid february... sunshine and crisp white snow...

Hey there, Wibbly! How's the igloo today? No prizes for guessing who this is biggrin
Back on topic: no snow here, lots of rain.
</me thinks: what a boring first post that was>