Philstarnchoozy's Forum Posts

13 Mar 2006

Phillstarr:- Certified by Sarah, for not batting an eye lid when met by a woman wearing a towel only
thank you sarah,
my eye lids may not have been batting but............... nuff said, don`t want a thumping of mal lol

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13 Mar 2006

uh oh you`ll be in the sh1t now m8!!!!! :small-print: bolt

Quote by mik69
Right I give up don't blame me i've changed the f'n thing to the first pic I could find on my c drive so no polls no threads please .

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12 Mar 2006

please can i be certified for
keeping mal out and giving you time to get ready in piece lol

and for seeing you in a towel and only just managing not to druel all over the place redface

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12 Mar 2006

sorry for being so l8 on my post, only just got out of my pit (well i am working tonight also). redface

big massive thanks to vicy_uk for inviteing me, top party and well organised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a big hello to all i met last night, some very nice people.
thanks to debs4u for looking after me and being so nice kiss

big hello and thanks to sam and lucy, how the hell did you get home?????????????
sarge......... put it away and shake my hand lol

still owe you that drink !
naughty wigan couple, well........what can i say..............the woman is nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
but the biggest and most heart felt thank you goes to sarah and mal :inlove: :rose:
thank you for looking after me and making me feel at ease.
sarah you looked great in the towel wink

and sorry for keeping mal out so long at first
mal your a top bloke and thank you so much for takeing care of me so long, owe you so many more of these :beer:

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7 Mar 2006

hi, good evening and welcome to the wounderful show that is :swingingchair:
hope you find all that your looking for and some that your not lol

but may it all be good. :rose:

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7 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Stickies and stonies will break my bonies,
But threads will never hurt me .......

fair play it's a bloody good un that is smile

And Pete thanks for the suport but i've given up on my quest for a lock. I'll just have to settle for being one of the privilaged few who haven't had one. :smug:
teachers pet!!!!!! lol

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7 Mar 2006

everybody panic :taz:
something must have happened to the sarge aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
hang on.........................
if he ain`t watching.................... :shock:
woooooo hooooooo
freebee posting :evil2: bolt

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4 Mar 2006

i`m just nosey :angel:

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4 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
i wish to big up,
vicky_uk and naughty wigan couple for all their hard work on the munchies.
:cheers: :rose:

Yes, they do eat a lot don't they?? confused

:giggle:
:kick: smackbottom

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4 Mar 2006

just been reading about spamming on another post.
got me thinking about spam
so
you`ve been out on the pop, not stopped for the useual kebab or what ever,
you come in and are hungry,
what is the best top grub you would love to eat?
mine is fryed mushrooms on toast with melted cheese on top. mmmmmmmmmm

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4 Mar 2006

i wish to big up,
vicky_uk and naughty wigan couple for all their hard work on the munchies.
worship

:cheers:

:rose:

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4 Mar 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Vinbam, I am really, really sorry but the list is closed, it is full to bursting point!!!! Please keep you eyes open on the forums as we do intend doing another later this year (annual December Wigan Munch) so please get your name down early!

can i be the first to put my name down for the december one rolleyes

please.

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1 Mar 2006

good evening and welcome mr ans mrs minx
enjoy your stay kiss

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1 Mar 2006

NOPE
I hate gardening so thats that out the window for starters.
Iike all seasons including winter, its been chucking snow down here in Bristol today but it hasent been pitching (thats setteling for all you northeners). Shame we never got enuf snow in Bristol this year to get the sledge out
Summer what can I look foreward too, Ashton court festival, Balloon fiesta, BBQ's, and rain
Mr Tweeky

nice to see you joined in the spirit of things Tweeky lol

so what`s that white stuff falling from the sky?????

not here, it was beautiful warm sunshine (well through the windows it was) yesterday, not bin to bad today either.
thanks to all who posted and joined in (even tweeky) rolleyes

:happy:
best of luck and hope all stays well for you rondatheslut :rose:

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28 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Na its rubbish you'll never catch me using it much

can`t get out of his shed cool

:P

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28 Feb 2006

see we can be nice........ lol

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28 Feb 2006

:doh:

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28 Feb 2006

pisser :therethere: bet its hard work havin a :wanker: have to get some blast

instead
get better soon

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28 Feb 2006

he he he top stuff!!!!!!!! innocent

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28 Feb 2006

. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Quote by duncanlondon
Well computers don't actually work very well when flooded with semen.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

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28 Feb 2006

just thought i would try and start a nice tread, something to make us all feel nice. :happy:
now as the sun is starting to shine and we are getting on average 12 hours of daylight per day,
what is it about the summer that makes YOU feel good.
for me it is the smell of a warm and fresh day first thing in the morning
it`s the smiles on peoples faces (generally)
it`s the good looking people out and about (i think all people look good in the sunshine)
it`s the warmth of the sun on your face.
i know i know, i`m an old softie at heart, but can we keep this as a nice thread, say something nice and be happy for a while. :thumbup:
it`s nearly summer!!!

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28 Feb 2006

oooh the bile :taz: duel

:sparring:
can`t we all just play nice? :inlove:

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26 Feb 2006

i remember that one
he he ha ha

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22 Feb 2006

ok then
here`s one for the beer belly lovers redface

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22 Feb 2006

nwc can i come please?
am i on t` list
`ave i got the other place to?
her name is "choozy" (thats :bs: she`s wit me cool

)
just makin shure :notes: :rose: passionkiss

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20 Feb 2006

not sure if i have or have not (been pissed and slept since then, many times) :beer: :yawn:
if i have :thrilled:
if i haven`t :crazy:
and for not having a clue if i have or indeed have not smackbottom

but can i do it now please, for the first time or maybe even again :uhoh: :silly:
can i confirm that i wanna, and am able to, and defo,
will be there..... :evil2:
phill.
xxxxxx

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20 Feb 2006

got me too
and me m8
ha ha ha like it

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20 Feb 2006

Quote by Italeo
I think I should start a beer belly thread.......

i think you should tooooooo lol

that way the other 90% of us mere mortals can join in innocent

:scared:

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13 Feb 2006

try putting this in lmu mad

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13 Feb 2006

wow
didn`t think the post would spark off such a responce
i personaly think as a piece of art it looks good, there is alot of intracascy (not sure on the spelling), time and effort gone into it.
one thing no one seems to have picked up on is this.
you walk into a tatt shop
you say to the tattoist "i would like a tattoo"
then slap your d..k out and say "could you put it on there please"
mind you, in my case............. redface

and to answer the ? it is a draggon.

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