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philstarnchoozy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
UK

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Quote by winchwench
He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over my clit & pussy,, then waited a few seconds for it to start to "warm" my cockles....the most amazing tingly sensation.....and then proceeded to lick it off. This done, he produced a "lolly" made of water in a mould & started to rub it in & on me. This cold, contrasted with the previous heat produced the most hypersensitive pussy region imaginable.......and then he would go warming me back up with his tongue again & go back to the irish cream.
"Enhance YOUR sex life with Winchwench!"

choozy................. get some of that stuff in babe, we are staying in next weekend
wink passionkiss :twisted:
hi everybody who went to the munch last night, wave
we met so many nice people it`s untrue biggrin
a very special thank you to nwc, you two are the tops! worship and not one offer all nite lol redface
i might stick with this avitar for a while now biggrin
hi to liverpool cpl, tameside cpl, mik69 and sexkitten and so many more i can`t name them all.
another thanks to the gentalman with the coat (see if he knows how he is lol )
we had a brill time and did not want to go home, but alass all good thing most come to an end :cry:
it was linda`s first munch and only my second and we were made to feel so welcome by such lovely warm folks. thank you so much indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
linda, you made me so proud babe and you looked stunning. :inlove:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Phill
you've come a long way since your first munch!!!
wink

He has come a long way, for a start, he used to be shy and quiet and mnever wiggled his arse in public, look at him now wink
Seriously, Phill, your a really nice decent guy, but that is the last time I say anything nice about you as you called me a nutter lol
thank you very much both of you!!!! redface lol
only with help from very nice people like mal, sarah and of course the nwc :rose: :inlove: :boo:
was thinking about 5 ish
somewhere in town
that way we can all get some nosebag (food).
pm me and let me know what you think?
Quote by kjb01
not much inerest here then :cry: wink :cry: dunno

i thin it's your wiggly bum that puts them off lol
what`s wrong with my bum?
its small an cute lol
Quote by kjb01

If tha wants moor information lookup
wink

mmmmmmmmmmm.... i wonder why Fred Dibnah's appearing at the front page of Wigan World!!! pinching our Bolton celebrities???
Alsithy
dertit byn deyat ft passfew yers ane?
sithit doo
hi room!!
damn to l8 again
hello hello hello hello............
good accoustics though,
could sing the lumberjack song now eh?
the one i ended up singing all last night due to someone!!!!!!!!! confused
uh oh
she`s not been back since rolleyes
hope we haven`t scared her off lol
what with all the stoneings and cursefictions etc :twisted:
come back angel, we`re nice honest :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Crazy sounding !! reminds me that some of you none locals may struggle with the Wigan dialect as you cross the border having had your passport stamped (with a dirty clog).
As I am originally from Liverpool I consider myself a missionary in this area.
Here are one or two examples:
" tintintin " = It is not in the tin
" gotfortogogetbuzz " = I have to leave now to catch my bus
" Yareetlad " = My wife finds you rather attractive and I would like to watch while you entertain her.
Sex kitten, you won't probably hear much of this as you will just have jaws dropping and hear the usual " phoaarrr" and "I could do summit for thee".
I too can't wait until Saturday..........
See you all there!!
Ed

Dam, I understood every flaming word of that
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
me to but he missed a very important one off
"tdattyeit"
nwc............... can you translate? lol
Quote by sensualpaul
Hi there would love to join you both for pre drinks my first munch so would be great to chat
sensualpaul

no problem paul, will let you know when and where on friday.
see you soon
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
And I dont think I better risk having drinks in the afternoon as well as in the evening, or I will be a bit pickled wink
If anyone is looking to meet a really nice couple before the Munch on Saturday, you wont go far wrong with these two lol

why thank you kind lady redface lol
wow. what a fantastic and inspiring story,
it`s amazing how we can get wrapped up in our own problems,
problems that at the time seem to be so overwhelming, it`s funny how i have forgotten most of mine now.
we do, forget that there are people out there that are facing what would seem to us to be unsermountable odds, and yet even in the face of adversity always have a smile for others and a cheery word to say. them people are few and far between and always come as an inspiration. as you said, that is probably one of the main reasons your lovely sister has come through all of this. she sounds like a true credit to her family and i wish her and yourselves all my heart felt congratulations and all the best for the future.
thank you quimninja for shareing this with us on s/h.
i for one have been moved by what i have read and didn`t fall asleep once.
once again all the best!!!!!!!!
ps hope you can read this through all the spelling misstakes. lol
would anyone be interested in meeting up for pre munch drinks on sat?
linda and i would like to make a day of it and thought we would extend an invite to all who are going to the munch.
would you either pm me or post below if you are interested.
thanks, phill.
i`m not sure any more, everyone keeps changing their minds and names dunno
so who`s who and who`s not?
and who is doing what to whom and when and...........................i give up banghead
Quote by wild rose and the stag
one of the best threds i have read in ages,
it was like abott and costello with the who`s on first scetch.
well done lads
see you on telle soon.

Oi , I'm not a lad :shock:
you were earlier, it was the beard , listen ifyou want to attend more stonings with me and searcher keep schtum wink
see not my fault banghead :silly:
i was all kungfood with the beard and other stuff :bs:
not sure if it is true, but i seem to remember something a few years ago when viagra first came on the market that some woman used it to a male. dunno
never happend to me though :cry: all i ever got was chocolate rolleyes
i`ll be nice and tell you how to do it!
firstly you :censored: and then you :censored:
it`s as easy as that!!!!
:twisted: rolleyes :twisted:
Quote by firelizard
one of the best threds i have read in ages,
it was like abott and costello with the who`s on first scetch.
well done lads
see you on telle soon.

Oi , I'm not a lad :shock:
sorry fire redface :doh: worship :rose: hump
good luck and all the best
another excuse to have another beer or two on sat.
drinkies :beer: drinkies
when you`ve passed :thumbup:
one of the best threds i have read in ages,
it was like abott and costello with the who`s on first scetch.
well done lads
see you on telle soon.
me and linda are thinking of coming but not sure on dates yet,
if you are not already full can we put our names down provisionally please?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Hiya Redaf
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven

from me too cool have a good time.
Quote by mik69
uh oh you`ll be in the sh1t now m8!!!!! :small-print: bolt

I've changed it in the intrests of being fair whilst I love the attention, but its a forum for every one and it must be off putting for any newbs to see shed threads every week or so. There is members who contribute a hell of a lot more to this place than me and I don't like to cause offence or to make newbs think its a closed club if you get what i'm trying to say confused
no idea
but...................i never said i had a clue blink dunno
but i bet you do get grief though.
ps hope i have not caused offence.