me beer budddy`s got his buttons back!
welcome back m8
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hey hey,
me beer budddy`s got his buttons back!
welcome back m8
me beer budddy`s got his buttons back!
welcome back m8
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philstarnchoozy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Quote by Medic_1
Isn't it odd how the powers that be in all forms of life tell ya not to do something and then be just as bad if not worse themselves?.......Isn't saying'Oooooh,nice pussy',a directive.I'm seems the ladies and gents enjoy 's weirder than weird ya the power to the less angry people is what i say..... war is *not*
Aww didums did we frighten you away
: Shame on us Phredd
:laughabove: :upset:
:laughabove: see, who needs mods when you got nasty baskets like us!!!!
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my personal pref is these, on the site i just knicked the pic off they call them tanga boy shorts!?
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or you could look at it the other way round :confused:
ie. i`ve never had a shit shag in my life (yes i know, the women i have been with all have!!).
so does that meen my assets should be "no complaints"?
:scared:
:kick:
ie. i`ve never had a shit shag in my life (yes i know, the women i have been with all have!!).
so does that meen my assets should be "no complaints"?
:scared:
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wow good first post!!!!!!! 
welcome to :swingingchair: heaven forum
i think you`ll find the mods do the best they can and are very nice people
welcome to :swingingchair: heaven forum
i think you`ll find the mods do the best they can and are very nice people
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if you wanna pm all the people who wanna watch you bikerchick, and thats from just the forum i`m sure that could fill a room, then it would be like one big party!! 
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good post pete, hope you don`t mind another hijack 
anyone know how to get rid of a trogan horse, my norton av don`t seem to do it.
ta in advance phill.
anyone know how to get rid of a trogan horse, my norton av don`t seem to do it.
ta in advance phill.
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hi all,
i`m with talk talk,
i have had no problems with them at all, i fact i am on the phone at the moment upgrageing to the free broadband deal. free landline calls 24/7 and international to some places too (not sure if australia is included).
i now have a 5.5 mbps conection and it will be increased to 8 meg as it becomes available.
give them a bell and see what you think.
hope that helps.
phill.
i`m with talk talk,
i have had no problems with them at all, i fact i am on the phone at the moment upgrageing to the free broadband deal. free landline calls 24/7 and international to some places too (not sure if australia is included).
i now have a 5.5 mbps conection and it will be increased to 8 meg as it becomes available.
give them a bell and see what you think.
hope that helps.
phill.
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Quote by Pete_sw
also, try to lose the text speak, it doesn't go down very well on here.
i agree, took me ages to read the sodding thing.
perhaps thats why they don`t understand what your telling them
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Very worrying - 60% Gillian Anderson and 54% Vin Diesel :shock: :shock:
Mr NWC came out 48% OJ Simpson and Ive never heard of any of the others
gillian anderson!!!!!!!
fwoor!!!!!!
x-files babe
feckin fwooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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hi all,
me and choozy are off up to glasgow tomorrow and are staying in the centre for fri and sat night.
i konw i am opening this to all sorts of, daft, strainge and lude suggestions but!
can anyone suggest what to do or what to look out for or even somewhere to go as we have not been before.
be nice you lot!!!!!!! :sparring:
me and choozy are off up to glasgow tomorrow and are staying in the centre for fri and sat night.
i konw i am opening this to all sorts of, daft, strainge and lude suggestions but!
can anyone suggest what to do or what to look out for or even somewhere to go as we have not been before.
be nice you lot!!!!!!! :sparring:
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wow that`s two bad things, you wanna watch out for the third!
what ever you do don`t try to give him in doors a w**k.
on a more serious note,
sorry to hear your bad news and i hope things get better soon :rose:
what ever you do don`t try to give him in doors a w**k.
on a more serious note,
sorry to hear your bad news and i hope things get better soon :rose:
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hi lucy,
if it`s not to l8 can me and choozy put our names down for the hotel and the club also.
phill
xxxx
if it`s not to l8 can me and choozy put our names down for the hotel and the club also.
phill
xxxx
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could it possably be from when people look at your profile it is sent out automaticly?
i have looked at a number of profiles today but sent no, i repeat no pm`s.
if you have recieved any pm`s form me in the last half hour or so, please pm me to let me know. that way this question may be able to be answered.
phill.
i have looked at a number of profiles today but sent no, i repeat no pm`s.
if you have recieved any pm`s form me in the last half hour or so, please pm me to let me know. that way this question may be able to be answered.
phill.
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hi everyone,
been busy recently so not been on alot,
seems everytime i sign in there is something new.
must be paying the wages then
been busy recently so not been on alot,
seems everytime i sign in there is something new.
must be paying the wages then
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Quote by Vicky_uk
got Mums card and sorted her pressie out
and yes an extra hour in bed:D
der vicky, :silly:
that`s when it goes backwards.
@ 2 o`clock it will be 3 o`clock, ie forwards :crazy:
nwc its an hour less :doh:
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Quote by natandh
what about plumping lipgloss, anyone brave enough?
what the feck is plumping lipgloss?
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Quote by philstarnchoozy
He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over my clit & pussy,, then waited a few seconds for it to start to "warm" my cockles....the most amazing tingly sensation.....and then proceeded to lick it off. This done, he produced a "lolly" made of water in a mould & started to rub it in & on me. This cold, contrasted with the previous heat produced the most hypersensitive pussy region imaginable.......and then he would go warming me back up with his tongue again & go back to the irish cream.
"Enhance YOUR sex life with Winchwench!"
choozy................. get some of that stuff in babe, we are staying in next weekend
:twisted:Works with toothpaste too, makes you feel all warm and tingly !
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Hi PoshKate,
New myself too, bit scary at first but just read the posts on the site and you'll find they are all really nice people, always up for a laugh and will put you at ease.
Enjoy.
Choozy xxx
New myself too, bit scary at first but just read the posts on the site and you'll find they are all really nice people, always up for a laugh and will put you at ease.
Enjoy.
Choozy xxx
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Oh and by the way,
For the Yorkshire Munch I'm going to buy Phill a pink dummy on a pink ribbon and cut the arse out of his jeans so he can be seen shaking his it !!!!
So Phill, You've been warned !!!!
For the Yorkshire Munch I'm going to buy Phill a pink dummy on a pink ribbon and cut the arse out of his jeans so he can be seen shaking his it !!!!
So Phill, You've been warned !!!!
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Message from Choozy,
Had a great time last night at my first munch, met some wonderful people, thanx NWD for the invite and making us feel welcome even though I did spend the first hour shaking in the corner looking like a rabbit caught in the headlights !!
A special thankyou to Sexkiten for reminding me to remove my bage in public !!
and to The infamous Shed for curing my shivers !!!!
Choozy. xxx
Had a great time last night at my first munch, met some wonderful people, thanx NWD for the invite and making us feel welcome even though I did spend the first hour shaking in the corner looking like a rabbit caught in the headlights !!
A special thankyou to Sexkiten for reminding me to remove my bage in public !!
and to The infamous Shed for curing my shivers !!!!
Choozy. xxx
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i`ve checked with choozy and the date is good for us. so we will be coming along.
we to could do with hotel list please
we to could do with hotel list please
