there are soooooooooooooooooooooooo many things i NEED
Orgasminator
this site is top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there are soooooooooooooooooooooooo many things i NEED
there are soooooooooooooooooooooooo many things i NEED
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philstarnchoozy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Orgasminator
Quote by Mal
................you're bored, aren't you, Phil?
Mal
not herd of that one :doh: :lol:
what gave that away :lol:
just waiting for my fly fishing lesson @ 3 o`clock
got cancelled three times last week
Orgasminator
you know the sort
tight as a nats chuff
flat as a whiches tit
a bug`s dick more
so on and so forth.................
tight as a nats chuff
flat as a whiches tit
a bug`s dick more
so on and so forth.................
Orgasminator
tia maria and fresh orange
got to be fresh orange
it`s called in some places a
jaffa cake
or in other places a
smartie!!
got to be fresh orange
it`s called in some places a
jaffa cake
or in other places a
smartie!!
Orgasminator
well, what brought this up was..........
me and choozy were messin` about last night, takin the p*ss out of each other when i told her to "sod off beatch".
now, i know thats not nice but, it was said in guest and we had been calling each other all night (messin about in a pretend sulk with each other).
WOW, she hit the roof "DON`T CALL ME A :censored: BEATCH!!!!!!!!!!! :fuckinghell: "
:scared: after grabbin hold of her by the legs and removing her head from the light fitting
and much appologies from me (glass of wine and a foot massage) :therethere:
i asked her what it was all about
she said " i just hate being called that!!!!!!"
now me, i don`t seem to have reactions like that to being called things or the use of certain words
maybee it`s because i`m to numb or as it has been said before "your so laid back you must navigate by the stars"
ps. not be doin that one again :giveup:
what sets you off in a rant or "on one"?
me and choozy were messin` about last night, takin the p*ss out of each other when i told her to "sod off beatch".
now, i know thats not nice but, it was said in guest and we had been calling each other all night (messin about in a pretend sulk with each other).
WOW, she hit the roof "DON`T CALL ME A :censored: BEATCH!!!!!!!!!!! :fuckinghell: "
:scared: after grabbin hold of her by the legs and removing her head from the light fitting
and much appologies from me (glass of wine and a foot massage) :therethere:
i asked her what it was all about
she said " i just hate being called that!!!!!!"
now me, i don`t seem to have reactions like that to being called things or the use of certain words
maybee it`s because i`m to numb or as it has been said before "your so laid back you must navigate by the stars"
ps. not be doin that one again :giveup:
what sets you off in a rant or "on one"?
Orgasminator
Quote by Sarah
Phil
Did you have to post that up, before I had eaten without a warning first
sorry sarah, could not resist.
:lol: Orgasminator
you meen like this?
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Orgasminator
just thought i would start this because,
i should be fly fishin now,
just started it as a new hobby and already been called off twice this week.
booked a lesson for tue, cancelled due to high winds,
rebooked for today, cancelled due to wind and rain. :x
so i`m sat here now bored out of my tree.
what else has been cancelled this week for you lot, due to bad (f***ing s**t) weather?
phill.
i should be fly fishin now,
just started it as a new hobby and already been called off twice this week.
booked a lesson for tue, cancelled due to high winds,
rebooked for today, cancelled due to wind and rain. :x
so i`m sat here now bored out of my tree.
what else has been cancelled this week for you lot, due to bad (f***ing s**t) weather?
phill.
Orgasminator
Quote by philstarnchoozy
yep, will be there!!!!
still confirming i will be there :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by philstarnchoozy
sounds nice, shame i`m not closer
as i said!!!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by RedHot
3 squaddies going away soon, looking 4 some no strings fun in north east area. up4 and into everything. x
Cheapskates! :shock:
Paying for one single guy's membership, but trying to use it to get a quick shag for three of you?
:lol2:I'd love to help you out lads, but I feel Bloke2005 has given you the best offer you're likely to get on here
Tracy-Jayne
what`s wrong with you all????
i thought that is what we were all here for, a quick shag!
it`s not like we meet up and have social gatherings and all talk to each other,
nor is it the case that we have a forum that thousands of people help to contribute too,
i don`t know, picking on some poor bloke for being a ..................................................
Orgasminator
Quote by sheddy
sounds nice, shame i`m not closer
Well, Ive just shaved my chin and Im only down the road, does that count :giggle:
Give us a shout when you've done your back as well and I'll contemplate making my way up :giggle:
hit him nwc
:kick:
Orgasminator
i know it may sound daft but,
something i came accros by accident was pulling my tongue out,
like i said it sounds daft.
i found that pulling your tongue out has 1 of 3 responces
1, they look at you as if you are very strainge. end of!!! :dry:
2, they smile at you and look confused, but still not a bad responce and gives you a way in and you can then talk to them.
3, they pull their tongue out back at you, :rascal: i usually then act like i have taken offence and approach then on the (pretend) attack. eg "what was all that about? i was only being nice." while wearing a big grin on me mush.
acording to the "experts" if you make someone stop and think, then you have a good chance of making an impresion on that person, good or bad that is then up to you.
like pepole have said before you have a good personality so that then should carry you far.
phill.
something i came accros by accident was pulling my tongue out,
like i said it sounds daft.
i found that pulling your tongue out has 1 of 3 responces
1, they look at you as if you are very strainge. end of!!! :dry:
2, they smile at you and look confused,
but still not a bad responce and gives you a way in and you can then talk to them.3, they pull their tongue out back at you, :rascal: i usually then act like i have taken offence and approach then on the (pretend) attack. eg "what was all that about? i was only being nice." while wearing a big grin on me mush.
acording to the "experts" if you make someone stop and think, then you have a good chance of making an impresion on that person, good or bad that is then up to you.
like pepole have said before you have a good personality so that then should carry you far.
phill.
Orgasminator
Quote by sheddy
Hiya folks
Its seems a hell of a lot of people have contracted the trojan virus Block Checker.
I did and it was hell to get rid of until helpful soul on a techy forum pointed me to this:
(how to boot into safemode
HTH
Hugs,
Alex x
Bump :shock: for 2 reasons 1 because its usefull and 2 to say thankyou because I've just spent the last 3 hours trying to kill one of these little fookers then i rememberd this thread and it sorted it out in seconds. :smug:
another bump because,
i`ve just run it and i ain`t got one.
if you are confused??????
read the sig!!
Orgasminator
Quote by DeeCee
sounds nice, shame i`m not closer
Well, Ive just shaved my chin and Im only down the road, does that count :giggle:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:evil2: 
thing is.................................................. she ment it too
Orgasminator
Quote by jakyladycple
awww
wish we could have gone tonight havnt been for ages
how are thursday nights now the last time we went we found it very quiet
catch you 2 maybe the next time we visit
jaky wayne x
it was good, not packed but enough people to make a good atmosphere.
let us know next time you are going and maybe we can meet up.
phill.
Orgasminator
hi all,
we are off to partners in bury tonight,
anybody else going?
we went last week for the first time and really enjoyed it.
let us know please.
we are off to partners in bury tonight,
anybody else going?
we went last week for the first time and really enjoyed it.
let us know please.
Orgasminator
not sure if this will work, but it`s ment to be a video.
if it don`t and you know how to get it working pm me and let me know.
if it don`t and you know how to get it working pm me and let me know.
Orgasminator
Quote by phil_osopher
I'm kind of surprised that a single bi-fem doesn't seem to get that much attention, but then I'd probably liken it to the real life situation where very atractive women don't often get chatted-up (except by total chancers) because most men will assume that they don't have a chance anyway...
Just my 2p worth.
i totally agree with this,
i have a m8 who is nothing special, by his own admission
he is always with drop dead fit girls.
i asked him how come?
his reply amazed me.
he said " nobody else talks to them, so when i go up and just be myself they like it"
simple as that!!!
phill.
Orgasminator
Quote by H-x
Dunno, you choose.
H.x
i like these ones :thumbup: :wanker:
any more H?
and no this was not a blatent bump to try to keep this thred going
nor was it just another chance to see h`s ass
