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happy birthday girl
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philstarnchoozy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Orgasminator
well,
as a professional dj who has now been working on them for 12 yrs or so
i want to join in
i do have an idea but it combines a few people.......
if we get chesty bird to be the drinks table again,
choozy could be the extra support (4`11 "and three quaters")
then i could be the beer monitor.......
as a professional dj who has now been working on them for 12 yrs or so
i want to join in
i do have an idea but it combines a few people.......
if we get chesty bird to be the drinks table again,
choozy could be the extra support (4`11 "and three quaters")
then i could be the beer monitor.......
Orgasminator
just got back from me holls
wtf?
did have the transport for the honeymoon sorted but i left it at liverpool airport :doh:
being that this is sh
i think he should get a pa done for the ring
wtf?
did have the transport for the honeymoon sorted but i left it at liverpool airport :doh:
Quote by Mal
........not 'til you get a ring through his nose, err, I mean on your finger!!!
Mal
being that this is sh
i think he should get a pa done for the ring
Orgasminator
would love to join you all but not sure what time we will get there.
please could you pm me with the details and if we get there in time we will join you,
phill.
please could you pm me with the details and if we get there in time we will join you,
phill.
Orgasminator
:huh: :laughabove:
how long must that have taken? :high-smile:
sarah........... will you be wearing your towel?
how long must that have taken? :high-smile:
sarah........... will you be wearing your towel?
Orgasminator
Quote by sheddy
OOhh you finally made it thenCongratulations on your first fishing trip and here is a little prezzy for you
Please tell me It's not jsut me who remebers the ad
aw ta m8 xxx :upset: fillin up now :thumbup:
Orgasminator
Quote by fabio grooverider
North Yorks ?
WTF?
I think what you meant to say was "would you care to elaborate on they type of meet you were after...."
for example... couples/singles/groups??? straight/bi???? tall/short??? fat/thin??? black/white???? travel/accomodate???
the more info you can give... they better the reply you will get to what you are looking for...
hope that helps more than just "WTF".....
sean xxxxxx
nah!
just
wtf is what I ment so say!!!!
but thanks sean!!
Orgasminator
eventualy we got to have our fly fishing lessons yesterday, after being cancelled three times last week.
all went well and we both enjoyed it.
the reason i`m proud of her is that she caught her first fish and it was all by herself.
the only problem came when she had it on the bank and didn`t know what to do with it then lol. fortunatly the instructor was close by and helped her out.
the best of it was.............. i caught feck all
it was a rainbow trout.
and yes it went back nice and safe, her fish, her choice!!!!!
well done choozy, i`m proud of you baby
all went well and we both enjoyed it.
the reason i`m proud of her is that she caught her first fish and it was all by herself.
the only problem came when she had it on the bank and didn`t know what to do with it then lol. fortunatly the instructor was close by and helped her out.
the best of it was.............. i caught feck all
it was a rainbow trout.
and yes it went back nice and safe, her fish, her choice!!!!!
well done choozy, i`m proud of you baby
Orgasminator
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Not fair.
They have no mods on shopping sites. I need to get dammie banned before he sees this and buys some more singing/dancing creatures.
He already has:
A mooing cow
A chameleon phone
A singing snowman
6 (yes six) Singing/Dancing hamsters
I can't cope with any more
i`ve got the fishing one too
it sings, wait for it........................................... weeeeeeeeeeee`re goin` fishin, goin` fishin`, gonna catch a big one, gonna catch a big one, etc.
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
Phil do you want sayings or insults?
don`t think i matters anymore frecklebird,
go for it !!
Darkfire Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:27 am Post subject:
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gotta admit, i like the sayings better
some of these insults are a bit close to home
i know what you mean, but at least they are not aimed AT us fire.
another one; if you are goin` there you`ll need a plank for your ass.
godda be a double bagger, one for your d**k and one for her head
or the other way round "for her"
one on both of his heads.....
Orgasminator
a good put down i find is to call someone a plebeian.
they usually look at you all kunfood :confused:
i then follow that with a pause and "point proved" :hunk:
they usually look at you all kunfood :confused:
i then follow that with a pause and "point proved" :hunk:
Orgasminator
Quote by mike48
NWC I dont care what people are saying about you I think ur OK
Why thank you sweety, I will pay you at the munch for the kind words
Now why does that sound like a veiled threat :scared:
told you, i told you what she`s like!!!!!! :twisted:
watch her when she gets drunk, she`s worse. honest :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by mike48
Mike48, this is what is called serious grovelling but can we please add our names to the list for the Munch? I wont be able to confirm for definate untill a few days before, but if you can see your way to adding us please
Hi NWC
Could you please read the link below just to familiarize yourself with the munch rules
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
Also could you ask someone to vouch for you please Ill put you on the second list for now
Mike xx
:laughabove: :giggle: :laughabove: :giggle: :laughabove:
don`t let em come!!!!!!!!!
nowt but trouble them two
especially her, she kicked me and sheddy in the shins! :kick:
oh and i`ve just pm`d you!
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
how about these for munch badges?
Ooooooooo I like those!
Mine would say 'I am shy'
mine would say "if i`m on my own, please alert the boss. she`s about somewhere."
Orgasminator
oh oh oh mr peavley, mr peavley (who said that?)
i`ve remembered my instant heckles word.
boy! ie. i`ll tell you "boy"
thats one!!!
now you`ve just met 15st 6` ex-boxer me!!!!!!!
see i new i had one !! :shock:
i`ve remembered my instant heckles word.
boy! ie. i`ll tell you "boy"
thats one!!!
now you`ve just met 15st 6` ex-boxer me!!!!!!!
see i new i had one !! :shock:
Orgasminator
you`ve been hit with the ugly stick tooooooooooooooooo many times.
was your mother a weight lifter? she must have been to raise a dumbell like you!
your that ugly you would frighten the turd out of a dogs ass.
was your mother a weight lifter? she must have been to raise a dumbell like you!
your that ugly you would frighten the turd out of a dogs ass.
Orgasminator
Quote by Kiss_Me
I don't know...... who does come out when the sun shines?
:silly:
perhaps mal with his keys
Orgasminator
Quote by Kiss_Me
this site is top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there are soooooooooooooooooooooooo many things i NEED
Damn you for introducing me to that website!
Now I will have less time to spend on SH due to the fact that I will buy anything remotely gadgety and pointless!!
:thumbup:
me too :lol:
:silly:
your as sad as me
have you seen the man knife holder?
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
Russet hey!
Well you can get anything on the internet
Enjjoy!
Awww thanks MrFC
wtf?
