Orgasminator
can i have one of them trees for xmas please :eeek: :laughabove:
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philstarnchoozy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Orgasminator
the reason why women can`t reverse park!
they have been told for years by us men that :thumbup: ........................ :thumbup: this is 9"
they have been told for years by us men that :thumbup: ........................ :thumbup: this is 9"
Orgasminator
sounds like a good idea
lets hope it has legs.
interested in the first place.
lets hope it has legs.
interested in the first place.
Orgasminator
have we got a date yet?
i need plenty of warning so i can book the time off.
i recon i`ll need a week for the stag nite and another week for the doo.
come on you two, get it sorted!!!!!!!!!!!
i need plenty of warning so i can book the time off.
i recon i`ll need a week for the stag nite and another week for the doo.
come on you two, get it sorted!!!!!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
choozy and i are off to partners 2nite in bury.
we just wondered if anyone else is going?
it is a cpls only night on thursdays.
if you are interested in a meet up, read our profile and get back to us.
see you there.
we just wondered if anyone else is going?
it is a cpls only night on thursdays.
if you are interested in a meet up, read our profile and get back to us.
see you there.
Orgasminator
starmanxx not to be confused with phillstarr also known sometimes as starrmann :!:
Orgasminator
came here for a quick shag 
stayed for the good company and the nice fokes :smile2:
stayed for the good company and the nice fokes :smile2:
Orgasminator
well done you lot :inlove:
top stuff :happy:
i`m chuffed now :haha:
choozy and i were talking about it last week, i said it was babapappa, she said "that was the elephant with the crown".
that then got me all kung-fued and i thought i was wrong :cry:
but now i know i was rite
ha! she owes me big time now!!!!!!
ta very much :rose:
top stuff :happy:
i`m chuffed now :haha:
choozy and i were talking about it last week, i said it was babapappa, she said "that was the elephant with the crown".
that then got me all kung-fued and i thought i was wrong :cry:
but now i know i was rite
ha! she owes me big time now!!!!!!
ta very much :rose:
Orgasminator
Quote by sheddy:lol:
:laughabove:
Orgasminator
Quote by blueeyes6969
The important facts to remember are the good points not be mr "glass is half empty" here.
It's so easy to slip into a semi conscious coma and focus on the wrong things. Unfortunately your story is not unique and I know this first hand. If you do want to float down memory lane every now and again then fine, it's a big part of your life you can't and shouldn't forget but don't obsess about it. Just remember the good times and what you did as a couple - without the prejeduce of how or why you're not together now.
One things you do need is to remember it happened to you once, it will happen again, only a matter of time. And the biggest point is that you have friends. And where is a better place to be than SH for that.
:thumbup:
Orgasminator
Quote by sheddy
:shock: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :smoke: :crazy:
:giggle:
i knew it would either you or de-sade
Orgasminator
sometime in the 80`s there was a cartoon style program.
the things in it were made of some flexable stuff.
there were mum, dad and i think a cpl of kids.
dad used to say "all change" and they would change shape to what ever was needed
i.e if it was a car that had lost a wheel, one of them would change into a wheel.
honest it was a real program and not an acid trip on my part!!
it was out about the same time as the hair bear bunch and whacky races (ish).
i`m sure i`ll get the p**s taken out of me for this, but its been buggin me for years.
ta for any help, and sod off for all the p**s takin (in advance)
the things in it were made of some flexable stuff.
there were mum, dad and i think a cpl of kids.
dad used to say "all change" and they would change shape to what ever was needed
i.e if it was a car that had lost a wheel, one of them would change into a wheel.
honest it was a real program and not an acid trip on my part!!
it was out about the same time as the hair bear bunch and whacky races (ish).
i`m sure i`ll get the p**s taken out of me for this, but its been buggin me for years.
ta for any help, and sod off for all the p**s takin (in advance)
Orgasminator
Quote by Happy Cats
Thats 3 minutes I'll never get back
more now :doh:
or my usual responce when i don`t understand something WTF?
Orgasminator
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
You have obviously got too much time on your hands.
Either that or you need a new jazz mag.
De_sade
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
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Quote by de_sade
Following the news of the sponsored wankathon does anyone find that you get a more intense orgasm the longer you keep a wank going?
I find 3-4 hours about right - after that things can get a bit sore!
You have obviously got too much time on your hands.
Either that or you need a new jazz mag.
De_sade
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
:thumbup:
Orgasminator
nudge :happy:
only a nudge because i get told off for bumping :doh: :spit:
only a nudge because i get told off for bumping :doh: :spit:
Orgasminator
top stuff admin :thumbup:
thanks for the recognition of the rest of us,
you may even get some support back now.
thanks for the recognition of the rest of us,
you may even get some support back now.
Orgasminator
can`t belive i have just found this on page 4.
why is it not a sticky?
why is it not a sticky?
Orgasminator
Quote by Kiss_Me
This may also be to do with your cookies.
why does it matter what biscuit i`m eating when i look at adds?
nwc....... see its not only me who changes their avatar all the time!!!!!
phill now does one after grassing Kiss_Me up
Orgasminator
this thing happens to me too,
gets me all kungfued.
and some adds are there when you first look at them,
go back 10 mins l8r and they are not!
gets me all kungfued.
and some adds are there when you first look at them,
go back 10 mins l8r and they are not!
Orgasminator
Quote by H-x
I'm a typical aquarian, apparently. No idea what that means.
H.x
Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.
Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians.
Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts.
On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on.
Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll and Robert Burns.
Yep. Tipical aquarian.
H.x
i, don`t smell! as i`m sure H-x don`t :cry:
Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Now, I know what this is about, but it's whether or not I should lock it or not !! :twisted:
Mal
No way - it's not often a seasoned professional makes a mistake so leave it be and we can take the piss for a bit longer ;)
Bloke
P**s off!!
I was multi tasking and I am blond ffs! and just trying to arrange something!!
Stomps foot *
technically, breathing while scratching your arse is not multi tasking
well it's the only one men can manage
i sneezed and farted once, does that count? :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by redwine_lover
Partners is couples only tonight whereas Cupids is mixed
RWL
xx
thanks for that rwl, we did think of going to cupids for a change.
don`t think we will bother now, don`t like being bugged by single blokes.
once again thanks. :thumbup:
