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31 Oct 2005

I have just been looking at some of your adds, some of them have ladies legs akimbo showing everything they have between their a member of this site for a while i am not a prude far from turn on for me is not seeing what you dream of straight away but to be teased. Am i weird or am i normal?
Sorry girls but i would much rather you left something to our immagination.I don't know if i'm talking a lot of bollx or not, redface

redface

I'm sure everyone is different or are they? surprised

surprised

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28 Oct 2005

Well my wife falls asleep during sex.
I have to wake her up after i've shot my i've left my fags in the other room so someone has to get them.

27 Oct 2005

I don't know if i'm allowed to put this sight on but it is an optical illusion and very clever.

let me know if you like it.

16 Oct 2005

I have just been looking through the adds,nearly every single one of them reads looking for vwe men So is the saying it's not the size that counts it's the way that you use it a load of rubbish put about by men with small tojers?
Or wifes being nice and then looking for the vwe when spouse's back is turned.

15 Oct 2005

any one stillawake wants to msn

14 Oct 2005

Can anyone help me ?
I have been trying to get into chat room but keep getting,
you need to register a nick name.I'm sorry but i'm not the brightest tool in the box so can someone advise me please. redface

redface

11 Oct 2005

I ran when i heard them say,
"Theres people over there lets cock a deaf'ern mad

mad

11 Oct 2005

I think they were pretending to be white stick,i think was a thin vibrator.

11 Oct 2005

I shagged a dead woman once and thought sod this it's much the same as being with my wife.

11 Oct 2005

Thats alright then i'm sure that couple was watching

11 Oct 2005

THE BLIND GARDEN ST ANNES WELLS PARK IN HOVE?

8 Oct 2005

BOTTLE AND GLASS {ARSE}

8 Oct 2005

So go up the apples look in your sky and play with your bottle.

8 Oct 2005

SORRY A BARCLAYS IS COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG.
IE, BARCLAYS BANK,

8 Oct 2005

When i was young i was told that having one off the wrist makes you go blind.
If someone else gives you a barclays who is it that goes blind you or them?

7 Oct 2005

IT MUST BE A SOUTHERN THING

7 Oct 2005

I have asked a few close women friends if they do like oysters.
I have found the ones that do are also swallowers, is this true of all women?