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24 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I just point the camera and shoot, then delete the ones that don't come out good. I thought that's what everyone did :? :?

Thats exactly what I do... and I guess I dont take a bad pic using that method, lol.
The truth is that even the most experienced pros use that method... any "P3" shot probably had between 50 and 200 that were not chosen from the session, the only real difference between what I do and what is done with film is I use the camera as a light meter, then a polaroid, then "film." its far quicker and "instant" and most pro togs also do it that way now... unless they need to shoot in MF (medum format film) but the basic principle of shoot lots, choose the best will always hold true unless its a spur of the moment, never to be seen again, shot like JLB (jean luc bessan, spelling?) but even then... not all his "spur of the moments" were that, lol.
I have yet to have an exact "shot" or exact idea I want... and fully pose it, as apposed to a concept of the look... I much prefer the "do what you do best, and i'll run arround taking 'pics'" and then choose what works... after all a BDSM or fetish shot, I think, looks far better if it has a natural realisum about it not some styleised "portrait" look... but its that which sells :-(
Any fecker can do a P3 or standrad glamour shot... its purely technical... the set up is constant, the models change... but some of the sexiest and most sensual photos i've seen have to come from the shots in adverts or peoples personal gallerys... (Silk n BigG spring to mind, and also your own pages :-P) because they dont look "fake" and dont look as tho thay are faked real (as in razzles "studio models" et. al.)
I've a few pointers to the OP's post, but will leave that till the morrow as i'm knackered after the munch and the bdsm do last night, lol... but in simple terms, take as many photos as you can, and keep taking them... because even if they never see the light of day, at least you will be able to look back at them and go "cor fuck me... that was fun!" lol

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24 Feb 2005

This was from the notts mini-munch... and shows how people should behave ;-)

Well its what was hapening when I arrived... lol

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I have a slightly wider angle pic, but dont have a couple of peoples permission for faces... as yet, *bwahhahahahah" but its just the same... playing chess, I ask you, lol.
Oh and someone had a barbi birthday cake... but I've yet to send it to them (msn playing up) but as soon as I do I'm sure they will post it :P
However... cracking night, and great to meet old an new people on the scene... we must do it again soon biggrin

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18 Feb 2005

Quote by PoshnBecks
Thanks for that mal but i get the impression that not all "mautre" guys like yourself know a good deal when they see one.
Had three PMs.................... 45 to 65, for those with impared vision, THATS
45 to 65
PoshnBecks.......................sorry, A VERY FRUSTRATED POSHNBECKS
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

LOL, thats why I didnt reply... with the big 40 speeding towards me I never thought I'd be to young for something :shock: lol

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18 Feb 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Just editing this to ask a question, why do men only fall asleep after sex with their wives/g/f's? I ve noticed that if they are with someone elses wife they never do?
This suggest to me that the reason cannot be bilogical!!
Come on Dr Neil Stanley, director of sleep at the University of Surrey., answer that one!!

Good observation FoxyLady... Yeah Dr Stanley, wakey wakey... wriggle your way out of that one... now we know where all our taxes are going... I'm off to live in Guam biggrin

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The frigtening thing is Pierced John made more sense!!!!
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I used to be a complusive reader of useless facts... didnt help that I worked for a Library supply company in the IT department some years back.... I've more books than I know what to do with and some are very strange and I will never read them, but they look impressive, :lol:

18 Feb 2005

OK, found the bottle opener lol

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I am sure that ages ago they worked out the reason for the sleep response and it was published...
It was down to the fact that after sex a man was not "fighting fit" so would potentially be un able to fight off other males that wanted to imprgnate a heathy female... biologically we are not that far removed from the rest of the animal species, but "moralistaly" we mate with just one... because thats what society deems as acceptable.
The reason a woman stays awake, biologically, is that she is then in animal terms looking for the next guy to potentially mate with her... with 2 or more lots of competing sperm she is more likely to be impregnated with the best of the sperm as its been proven that sperm fight to compete not only against the others within 1 set of seminal fluid, but even more so against "outsiders"
The sleep response was quick, and short lived (about 10-20 mins), so that the male would be up and att it again and full of go to fight off potential competitive males... its also the same reason that people should "cat nap" if they are tired, any more and the full sleep mode kicks in, less and you dont feel refreshed.
The funniest, and most interesting thing to come out of the advent of science and DNA testing is that while men have been always percieved as "spreading their seed" between 25 and 35% of children born during wedlock are not of the married "father" so that means that it may be true that guys shag arround, but also says that just as many women are also shagging around!

18 Feb 2005

Quote by lilacgem
Rubbish... the reason why men fall asleep is they do all the work, while the woman usualy lays there and ocasionaly asks if the cieling could do with a new coat of paint..
The last thing a guy wants post orgasum is to be sent down to BnQ with a shoping list... hence the imediate sleep response :lol: :lol:
(I might post a serious response in a min, if I can find a beer bottle opener) :shock:

Sorry Jon u have been with the wrong women if u feel that way confused

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LOL, tell me about it... I used to fall in love way to quick and never had the sence to say "its not going to work" when it was blindingly obvious it wouldn't lol
On a positive note.. I have had one or two GFs that went and brought the paint themselves :lol:

18 Feb 2005

Quote by dundeefella
Just watching the great man himself and cringe at his later efforts!
Although Kelly Le Brock should never have started
Anyone have a hero they wish retired earlier???

Oh no... kelly le brock was well wicked in "weired sience" damn I used to have wank fantisies over her as a lad :shock: lol

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she was well fit... (tissue moment) :lol:

18 Feb 2005

Rubbish... the reason why men fall asleep is they do all the work, while the woman usualy lays there and ocasionaly asks if the cieling could do with a new coat of paint..
The last thing a guy wants post orgasum is to be sent down to BnQ with a shoping list... hence the imediate sleep response lol

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(I might post a serious response in a min, if I can find a beer bottle opener) :shock:

16 Feb 2005

Hiyas dave, can you stick me down for this one please :-) will stop me drinking friday as i'll have spent my going out alowance... so will be fit for something on saturday I am going to, lol.

16 Feb 2005

Better late than never... Can you add me please :-)

15 Feb 2005

Quote by Night_shift
A few freckles on the cheeks are dead sexy. Not sure about the chest, let's have a look at it and I'll tell you what I think.

Hummmm... " get your freckles out for the lads..." kinda has a nice ring to it :lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Good point yes but if you have a lot then you might be worried about any or all of them. I don't remember the exact locations of all mine in relation to any of the others; I also get more in the summer. How do I know if a few more remain after my tan has gone? They look the same as all the rest

Freckles tend to be slightly lighter that other skin blemishes, but this varies between people obvously.... Skin damage can be different in colour or density than your other freckles.. the main pointers, if I recall correctly, are raised, itchy, iregular in shape; this also holds true with moles on the skin, the previous can be signs of problems.... however any GP should be able to make a cursuary check and let you know if its just freckles, damage, or melinomas... all will nowadays say stay out of the sun and dont get a tan, lol.

15 Feb 2005

Quote by sexyann57
Does anyone like freckles when i was a kid i had a freckly face which may seem cute , but as a teenager i hated them but as i got older they seemed to disappear but now i,ve got lots on my arms so i,m glad when i have a tan it hides them ...unfortunately since my tan wore off i,ve discoverd them on my chest :shock: , i,m not sure if i like them or not ...looks like i,ll have to get another tan ...or a QA inspection

If you get "new freckles" after a sun tan has faded then this is more likely to be skin damage... if in any way raised or itchy you should get them checked out and infact it doesnt hurt to get them looked at anyways, in most cases its just the skin ageing and not, I believe, being able to break down the menalin back into the surrounding tissue.

15 Feb 2005

Its been a long time since I've really listened to, or brought music so would have no ideas of any band names or track titles... damn I must be getting old, lol.
However, goth, rock, metal, are very much my prefered listening... although I do like the odd chart song now and again, lol.
Sadly the alternative scene is fairly much dead in the midlands... even the late great rock city caters to the townies one night a weekend.
the only real "goth/alternative" scenes seem to be mixed in with the fetish and D/s now... or at least up here.
Hull still has a thriving rock scene tho, but I dont manage to get up there much and either have to stay sober or book a hotel.
The last good do's I went to were the carnival of the souls weekend (goth) and texas terry (punk)
I have a real thing for the goth look, especially the cutsie "cyber goth" and the metal goth look... Industrial Bitch has to be one of my favorate goth models.
I do find it interesting that "goth" is no longer the goth I knew as a lad... but then again, the whole music scene seems to have re-classified itsself and I'm sorry but the "rock" of now is not what I knew as rock, lol.

14 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
No, weren`t exchanging gifts today anyway.
Venusxxx

So was that one of them womans "we're not exchanging" but you actually mean "If I dont get anything, you're dead" things then lol

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Runs for cover

14 Feb 2005

Quote by fruity1976
:cry: I hate it, unless you have a partner you basically just feel deflated and alone!!
I hate it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

naaaaaaa.... I'm quite happy being single till the right lass comes along...
In the past 12 months I have come along as a person quite a way... I never really had an issue with my being single at times, but I do agree that a single person is quite lookd down on... especially when a person is over 25.
What I have realised is that I am me... I dont need another someone to make me a whole person, and I'd rather scare and watch a woman run screaming from the pub in response to my inept chat up lines than pretend i'm a sweet innocent lad that is getting his second shag with every lass I meet... life is far to short for me to find the wrong lass yet again; I have hidden my sexuality and my lifestyles from all but one woman (sadly it didnt work out) but I know what I like, what I want, and hopefully one day I will find someone that is just as honest as myself.... and we can reach any compromises that need to be met.
Valentines is an excuse for all the people that fancy others... but are to afraid for the rejection..... it is truely better to have loved and lossed than to never have loved at all... because the next time it may be the totally right person!
(ps... i'm in a really introrespective mood at the min.... must be the hangover, lol)

11 Feb 2005

Quote by MQ

I cant offer another lass to use in the demonstration, but I can always tuck me willy between my legs and pretend

ARE YOU KIDDING???
runs off to book train tickets to Jons les-fest ........... erm where do you live again?? :twisted:
lol, just near nottingham ;-)

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
Oooh, Jon. Gizza look?

They is up now... and I'm off down the pub lol

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11 Feb 2005

Hey... i've just realised... you lot have dragged me aways from working on my photos of a nude guy... tut tut, will I ever get done... we shall see, lol

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Personly id like to stay on the topics of donuts

Bumping donuts? :twisted:
I hate to think what that refers to... or is it just as it says on the tin... two things with holes being bumped?
:thumbup: lol

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I'll take that as a yes then :bounce: would you mind comin up to ilkeston and showing me how its done... I cant offer another lass to use in the demonstration, but I can always tuck me willy between my legs and pretend :lol:

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Reese
Sadly no one has ever covered me in chocolate and thrown me to the lesbians... however if someone would like to then I dont think I would be complaining ;-)

You've not spent nearly enough time with Vix & myself then, have you?! ;)
~Reese! :love:
Not nearly enough it definatly seems :shock:

11 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Personly id like to stay on the topics of donuts

Bumping donuts? :twisted:
I hate to think what that refers to... or is it just as it says on the tin... two things with holes being bumped?
Sadly no one has ever covered me in chocolate and thrown me to the lesbians... however if someone would like to then I dont think I would be complaining ;-)
I did once meet a lass who was gobsmacked that I had a vibe and said "not many men have them as they think they are all women need!" but was also quite impressed that I knew where the on button was, lol... I'm not sure how to take it when she said "you lick like a lesbian" however :shock:

10 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Worryingly big Parrot, seen bigger, but I think personally I would struggle with that one.
Venusxxx

Its not that big redface

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... dont forget i'm a photographer and its amazing what you can do with a macro lens and the right vantage point.... lol

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Most men think they are smaller than they really are as they are looking down on the subject in hand (pun intended, lol)

10 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Thankyou it`s in my favourites ;)
Venusxxx

COR!!! I think i'll have to change that a lil and thumbnail the picks... its taking 2 mins to re-fresh a page now :shock: confused

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10 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
A decent trust fund , with some gilts and equities . A sensible spread of direct company share investments , and a sizable property portfolio - perhaps a few negotiable bonds .

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Or, an enormous great cock like Peirced_Jon has. :shock:
Venusxxx <-----hasn`t spent the last two days complaining that he removed his mucky link from a different thread at all redface

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Ok, just for you... but dont tell anyone else cos i'll slow down my internet access lol

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10 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
A decent trust fund , with some gilts and equities . A sensible spread of direct company share investments , and a sizable property portfolio - perhaps a few negotiable bonds .

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

10 Feb 2005

All this talk of viruses and AV software is quite funny, I've not had AV running for 6 years and never once been infected by viruses or pop ups or spy wear... how do I know? Well occasionally I'll run trusts on line virus check just to make sure nothing came in via a loophole is say the tcp/ip stack.
Only a few viruses have ever managed to be created that didnt require running something.. one notable one was a buffer overrun in the tcp/ip stack, another potential was a buffer overrun with a bdaly formed jpeg file.
I dont allow activeX's to run, and most java programs should be safe due to the sandbox, I dont down load files, and only ever accept graphic files from other users... never programs in any shap or form (exe, scr, pif, etc.) and only install paid for software...
My lad on the other hand uses kazza and bit-torrent all the time and usually has to re-format his pc and fully re-install at least once every month due to infections even when he does run spy ware and AV protection... they are very much a false hope and lead you into a false sence of security.
I'm sure my web site could be hacked dispite the firewall and MS lockdowns because it has to let its IP address be known, but hey thats all that is running on it so at the worst its down while I re-format and re-load the CD backup... doest stop the crash dunps tho mad

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10 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Okay - admittedly I haven't read the full thread - but surely what happens between people on here should stay between those people - unless both have agreed that it is open for discussion

Exactly.... however....
I do think that something along the lines of "verified" would be appropriate, ie turned up when invited and didnt bottle it would be acceptable.
The actual quality of a meet can be subjective and also very much down to the interplay between everyone... The step mum from hell would describe me as crap and selfish in bed, my last partner who I swung with said I was to kinky and giving and she couldnt keep up. I've been on meets where the sex has been a long played out afair with a nice cupa tea and chat half way through, and others where its just been a pure lust fuck on evryones part and everyone has wanted nothing but to achieve orgasum as quickly and rauncyly as possible... different strokes for different people!

9 Feb 2005

Enjoy

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8 Feb 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
I have MSN disabled for the lack of security it has.

There is absolutly no lack of security with it as far as I can tell, only people who accept exe files and then run them! its no different to any other "messenger" and ptp system.
On another note, it looks like the virus reached saturation point and has pulled down the messenger service, or MSN have shut it down while they work out if they can some how prevent it spreading.