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6 Mar 2005

Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
You'll have to tell me when that time comes, make sure i got my umberalla up if im nears notts way...though most likely won't be on the wrong side of the tracks for some time

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Well seeing as ilson (as the locals call it) is inbetween notts n derby, I'll let you know when I'm about to cum as I'll probably get 1/4 notts and 1/4 derby covered :P
I have this really strange immage of notts and derby covered with white stuff, and alled jones singing "they're walkin in the air...." but with slightly different lyrics :lol:

6 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
... see the scandle unfold before your eyes..."

I'm in the People tomorrow not the NOTW, oh and I'm in the thighs thread too wink

wink

rotflmao

6 Mar 2005

Hey I've not had sex since dec28, before that dec12 and before that arround haloween, and before that probably 6-12 months previous... but then again i'm a fussy selective bugger and like to be known for my copious amounts of pent up spunk, feck the next person time I cum I could white wash half of nottingham lol

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6 Mar 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
there's me thinking Judy was having fun. not what I thought

I'm afraid I read it in a similar way to a NOTW head line...
"read all about it, read all about, Judy buggers a PC... see the photos inside on P4-5-6, only 50p govna... see the scandle unfold before your eyes..."
lol

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5 Mar 2005

Quote by MQ
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

surprised

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I think I'll stick to the hole nature intended it to go in myself biggrin

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rolleyes

I take it your not into oral sex then? rotflmao

rotflmao

Well I could make an exception for you Jon wink

wink

:twisted: You can tie me up too while I do it if you like :twisted: :twisted:
"Ooooo you are awfull, but I like ya" :lol: :lol: :P

5 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
just relax!!! get it in stop faffing about harder ya b.....d I SAID HARDER pinch me bite me stroke my hair

Damn you sound like my ideal woman :P I've only met one woman like that (your quote), and I was probably more concerned for her internal workings than she was :shock:
Any time you care to bring copious amounts of booze, ropes, wax, floggers, canes, and lube to mine... i'm sure we can have some serious fun; i'm sill looking for a willing victem, sorry sub, to explore with wink

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ooh theres an offer you dont get everyday lol :twisted: one thing i switch but could never bottom i would have to meet one incredible Top before i could ever get into a serious power exchange havent met one yet .....forever looking :wink:
oOo you flog my backside, I'll flog yours :P
I was having a very heated debate with two female doms last night about descriptions and terms and "perceptions" of doms tops bottoms and subs... There is so much out there that is basically crap and based on fictional writings that people use as a guide to "how its done" I confuse the issue as I'm not a "DOM"inant person, but am very much into topping in the sence of I get a buzz out of giving the, for a want of a better term, pain/pleasure. But i'm also not a "sub"missive in that I find the idea of going "yes mistress, can I lick your boots" more of a giggle than anything else and just would not feel right doing it (unless it was kylie M, then I would beg like a dog :lol: ) but am quite happy with getting a nice flogging/scratching/etc.
One of the female doms last night is a big pain slut... we are hoping to do a shoot with her in a corset with her boobs pushed up, then I will continue the lace/thread of the corset into the boobs and up to just below the larinx using (trade secret, lol) as we are both into kneedles and the totaly bizzare... if we ever did photos of some of the ideas we've bounced arround I think we would make the spanner case look like a day in the park, lol.

5 Mar 2005

Quote by MQ
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

surprised

lol

I think I'll stick to the hole nature intended it to go in myself biggrin

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rolleyes

I take it your not into oral sex then? rotflmao

rotflmao

5 Mar 2005

Quote by MQ
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

surprised

lol

5 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
just relax!!! get it in stop faffing about harder ya b.....d I SAID HARDER pinch me bite me stroke my hair

Damn you sound like my ideal woman :P I've only met one woman like that (your quote), and I was probably more concerned for her internal workings than she was :shock:
Any time you care to bring copious amounts of booze, ropes, wax, floggers, canes, and lube to mine... i'm sure we can have some serious fun; i'm sill looking for a willing victem, sorry sub, to explore with wink

wink

lol

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Alex And Lianne

The violet wand was originaly a "cure all" invention of the victorians soon after electricity was invented, lol.
A high frequency current is passed along a glass tube filled with gas which glows "purple/violet" the electricity on the skin tingles and gives of static sparks... Now its used in BDSM play as it can mark the skin, heat the skin and so on... it feels a little like getting tattoo'd
shows some uses of the wand... and although it is being used in the original (non bdsm) way in the hair the feeling can be really quite bizzare.
The hair comb was originally for killing head lice, and also the static was believed to massage the scalp and brain increasing inteligence... god the victorians were right quacks, lol)
As to what was done to the bum, looks like someone is a real pain slut and loves a good thrashing, lol.

Thanks Jon
I think armed with this knowledge, our minds are even stranger than they were
The violet wand is truly mightier than the sword, I guess
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LOL, I love the wand both giving and recieving... but then again i'm a bit of a switch.
At Nemisis last night I had my first experience of CBT which was cool :P and botomed for a couple of scenes which was a first :shock: it was most definatly a fun night and about time I had a taste from the otherside properly :lol:
I think my favorate bit was four pin-wheels on the back, but then i have a very sensitive back to stroking, followed by lots of hot wax... yum yum :lol:

5 Mar 2005

I'm sure you may have seen this one, or recieved it by phone... if not...
Women eh?
Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys & clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, face lifts, liposuction, and they wont take it up the arse because they say it HURTS :shock:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Alex And Lianne
Ok, we'll show our ignorance.
What the heck did you do to yourself?
Never heard of a 'violet wand'
Fill us with knowledge oh high ones

The violet wand was originaly a "cure all" invention of the victorians soon after electricity was invented, lol.
A high frequency current is passed along a glass tube filled with gas which glows "purple/violet" the electricity on the skin tingles and gives of static sparks... Now its used in BDSM play as it can mark the skin, heat the skin and so on... it feels a little like getting tattoo'd
shows some uses of the wand... and although it is being used in the original (non bdsm) way in the hair the feeling can be really quite bizzare.
The hair comb was originally for killing head lice, and also the static was believed to massage the scalp and brain increasing inteligence... god the victorians were right quacks, lol)
As to what was done to the bum, looks like someone is a real pain slut and loves a good thrashing, lol.

4 Mar 2005

Quote by awol
is this for males and females? All the pics I've seen only show women tied up and no I'm not asking to be tied up hehe (not yet anyway!! :shock: ) just curious

As ananga has said, it originally decended from women cirminals, but was also used in various other forms of punishment... the restriction causes the ropes to bind and also cramps in oddly positioned limbs, used in the right way it also causes the limbs to die without killing the person.
Most pictures seen are of small women in provocative poses, but then again men pay to see them... so photos of men tied up is less of a market place, which is exactly why I did a male suspension shoot; because I like to be an awkward git lol

lol

I'm still learning the art, but finding someone that is happy to allow a less experienced rope worker is very hard as most subs who are into it tend to have worked with rope masters at some point.

4 Mar 2005

We had a bit of hail here in Ilkeston earlier (blody woke me up, lol) but its beautifully sunny now, but freezing cold.
but none left on the ground
The snow seems to be very localised when it does happen so its very much suck it and see as you travel up.

4 Mar 2005

I am here because I enjoy swinging, both the sexual and also the social aspects of talking with people that dont have to many hangups.
Ultimatly I would like to find someone with whom I could have a relationship that included, or at the least did not pre-clude, swinging as a couple as when one of my exes and I swung it opened up a different side of the lifestyle that I would not want to ommit from a relationship.
I am probably to honest in that when a talk with a woman turns around to sex and what people want, like, or wathever in a sexual way then I openly admit that I am a swinger and also into BDSM... usually followed by them running screaming from the room, lol, but I would rather remain single than hide who and what I am and what I enjoy.
I enjoy the voyeristic and exhibitionist aspects of swinging and the interplay between more than 2 people to be very arousing on a level different, not better or worse, than making love or having sex with one person.
This is goign to sound strange, but I have not found many single people that excite me both mentally and sexually and who I feel comfortable with enough to progress to a sexual stage because in "normal life" people are more reserved. In the swinigng lifestyle and via forums and munches I get to meet a variaty of people who I feel more comfortable talking with because I know they are into sex and experimentation as much as I am, and while a couple may not swing with single males it is nice to know them on a social level... on the adverts you will most likely be blanked if you are not sexually what they are looking for.
I do not try to hide the fact that the sexual side is important to me... I am here for more than just the social side of things... but good friends is also very important!

4 Mar 2005

Quote by Vix
So, one night, after a Munch, the 3rd party, me & R are in a hotel room, where it transpires that I scream & writhe.
Some hours later, in the bar, said 3rd party asks if I was OK with the fisting.
Some more hours later, as me & he drive back down siuth, I say "So, I was getting a fisting?"

I guess it could have been worse, you could have said...
"So, I was getting a fisting? I thought he'd just put his finger in, damn he must have small hands"

rotflmao

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3 Mar 2005

Quote by redstilletto
babe reminds of that pink pig :shock:

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I loved the first film, but wasnt keen on the second one... not that I watched them you understand, i was just in the same room when laddo had them on redface

redface

One day "babe" will grow up and make some lovely bacon :P :P :P

3 Mar 2005

Quote by Calista
I hate being called love too
I have a habit of calling people darlin' ... especially those I'm flirty with.
C x

The first time I was called "duck" by a bloke in these parts I was like :shock:
I tend to call women "hun" and if I know them better then "hunnie," tho not in the sexual sense just more friendly.
Male friends are usualy called mate, or me old mucker (god knows where I first heard that one) or if very good mates then usualy "hello you old wanker, hows it hanging" lol

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Who was it that used to use the phrase "ello my darlin" was it charlie drake?

3 Mar 2005

I have not used any AV product for 5 years, but I do have a firewall....
Apart from 1 well known loop hole in the windows TCP/IP stack no virus can start to infect unless you run something... I dont download anything unless its from a site that I trust (ie I've paid for something from say MS or adobi et. al.)
There have been a couple of hacks with IE that can cause a site with special malformed html headers and code to "break in" but that only potentially opens you up to a virus (1)... but if you dont often trawl hacker and cracker sites you are un-likely to get them... or perhaps i've been lucky or just dont surf the web as much as I used to!
The best virus reciently was because people just accepted files from people in there messy list, and clicked on them after downloading without looking at the type of file, and all the AV's missed it lol

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... if its not a graphic I dont touch it with a barge pole and just because it says " " does not mean its a pic!!!!!
Unless you are under a concentrated hack ( you run a web site) or you download freewear you are very very very unlikely to ever pick up a virus.
The only "viruses" that have ever been picked up on my PC with an on-line scan have been in the temporary or internet object cache system... good job I never clicked on the "run this, download this, or run this..." lol.
(1) these are sophisticated hacks and are very specialist so "kiddie script junkies" wont have a clue how to use them and thats where the biggest problems come from.
Touches wood, cos I know I'm going to regret this post, lol

3 Mar 2005

Quote by veejay
Being serious, for a moment, a woman died from V fisting a few miles from me, a couple of years ago, the guy nearly went to prison for it.

Died from fisting? Did he use both hands or something? Strange, a womans vagina can pass a babies head through it, but not a fist. He must have been too vigorous then?
A tear or rupture may not be imediatly noticable, also a womans body has hormonanly and physically changed in the months before the birth.
I'm not totally sure but I vaguly recall reading that the increase where the two hips join does not totaly decrease post birth, might not be related but hey tis a fact, lol.
I have quite small hands so unless someone is exceptionaly small, as apposed to tight, then its never been a problem... I do know a couple who swing where they played with a guy that was into being analy fisted, and lets say that the guy in the couple has large, ney HUGE, hands and the guy took it all... when told of this my reaction was to clench my buttocks and have >> :shock: << that expression on my face lol

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The most important rules are that the person has to be in a high state of arousal; plenty of lube; smooth finger nails, and take your watch and rings off! As a sexual act it is no more dangerous than any other if you take it slow; the biggest problem is that extraction must be as slow as entry as post orgasum and lack of arousal can cause it to be more difficult.

3 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Hmmm, well I don't want anyone to be getting a black eye.

<snip>
Just please do me a favour and have respect for the clientele of the gay bar you choose.
I've been to a few gay pubs and a club in Derby a couple of times with a gay mate of mine... it was funny overhearing the people in there wispering "He's blody straight" as tho that was a sin lol

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The funny thing is I was wearing a white long sleved "jumper/t-shirt" (Think rick ashley) and have been told numerous times by friends (male and female) that I really shouldnt wear it as it makes me look so gay :shock: Oh well go figure :lol: :lol: :lol:
On a sadder note I have to say that the shirt is no more having been turned into a prop for a slash/fetish style shoot and looks like freddy cruger has been at it biggrin

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2 Mar 2005

God just had a flash back to childhood redface

redface

When asked by the lady doing a study of adopted children, during the verbial IQ section "what lives in the sea?"
To which I replied "Marine boy" surprised

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2 Mar 2005

From watching CSI last night... (which was about a murder at a swinger party)
Grissum at the end says "swingers rules, no afairs, condoms always ... and dont let the kids find out"
To which my 14 year old son said "well you're buggerd on the last one" :shock:

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
One of Dj's best replies ever , but in truth we all know that its a screen for the fact that he has evolved into a beast all women fear !!

And how many guys have tried to do this at least once in their lifes?
*wanders off muttering about reese being able to, and how when I try it hurts my back*
I once watched a vid of a guy that could not only perform auto-felatio, but could also perform auto-anal by bending it around a bit and sticking it in :shock: It was a legit and real vid, but I cant help thinking when someone said "go and...." he took it to heart!

2 Mar 2005

They said I would be a great disapointment to my mum (who was a teacher at the same school I went to)
the most oft comment at school and in reports (before they were no longer allowed to be honest about abilities and have to say something positive that doesnt sound like it was a put down of previous achievements) (1) was "is bright, but doesnt apply himself"
I didnt disapoint my mum... I made a good living out of IT, then get married to the wrong lass and it went down hill there after... my mum is still rpud of me even tho I live on IS, my lad is a nutter, and she knows I swing and am into BDSM... how cool is that biggrin

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MUMS they are the best :D
I just regret that my dad didnt get to see my photography, it was his demise that gave me the opertunity to start to get into it properly... so one day I will make it pay for him, however I know he would be proud that I do what I love for loves sake... after all reverends (cofe) have the lowest pay scale in the world, they do it for the love of god.. not the cash!
(1) any teacher in high school whos had to word a report knows exactly what I mean... if you say "is doing so much better than last year" is not allowed cos it was a put down on last year... "needs to" not allowed cos no kid needs to cos they is all equal and wonderfull... "has improved" not allowed cos improvement may mean that others are no longer as good. Cynical... me... to right lol

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2 Mar 2005

Chatting with a friend of mine and his "younger" GF... the premis of the conversation went like this... (he's a few months shot of my age, shes 20)
So why do sexy young women go out with the young dick heads?
Cos they chat you up, the older ones dont
So what do you prefer?
Older anyday... they at least know how to treat you well and dont get into fights all the time, and spend all there time talking and fixing cars.
So are the older ones better in bed?
Well they are a bit more softer, but at least they always let me cum first... and hey, they dont complain about being kept up late having sex because they are worried about work, or need to do more work on the car on a saturday... oh yeah, and they talk after sex, not just grunt... it must be because (she looked at my mate) they appreciate the finer things in life, and think they are luck to have a young lass on their arm...
at which point we all agreed that another round of abisinth was called for lol

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nad reconed it was cos the older guy put more effort into it ;-)

1 Mar 2005

Quote by lilacgem
Neither of them do anything for me :!: Has anyone ever seen a body builder in "normal" clothes, they look ridiculas!
Although I do admire guys with muscles, body builders take it too far, I do find a man with strong muscular arms a real turn on & Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 when she was all toned was fit as fcuk :twisted:

Oh yes, oh god yes... she had just the right amount of tone :P :P :P
I think the photos shown are very much at the extreem scale of things, and also in show mode.... when bodybuilders go "off season" then IMO they look so much better as they loose the hardness... cory everson was one lass who I found stunning when off season, but on season she could crack walnuts between her thighs... scary but kind sexy, lol.

1 Mar 2005

Quote by ms_naughty
Hi, everyone, I'm Ms_Naughty........A friend of Manofmuchfuns ! who has introduced me to here !
I'm Jane.....Female as mad as Debbiewebs ! early 40s and from Robin hood country too !
I hope you'll welcome me an let me enjoy the fun !
I'm on MOMF machine at mo ! (till later ! ) anyway Hi everyone !
Love an xxxxxxx

*waves at ms_naughty* welcome to the mad house lol

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by
Mine just don't seem to hold lond enough.

Did I really just put LOND ??? I meant long. redface

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Correction entered before Freckled Bird spots spelling mistake.
And I'm usually so fastidious... rolleyes

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Well a good place to go is Dominion in Derby (PM me for the details) where Charge is always tying up some poor soul, lol, but he doesnt use knots... well the only one is I think a half hitch... the main way he works is a bit like a chinese puzzle, the more the poor sub struggles the more it stays together, especially on the suspension... and the half hitch is put out of the subs reach cos some are sneeky buggers and use their teeth to undo them :shock:

24 Feb 2005

There is a way... its eaither "block" or "stop" or some such... but you send it to your phone company and they should block at the source...
Contact your phone provider and ask them... I'm fairly sure its a "standard" so if your phone company charges 50p per min, ring one of the cheaper phone companys and ask them, lol.
If you havent actually repsonded to a spam text then you should not get charged... so you can get the phone company to re-imburse you.
Also after a global stop then you should not get spam texts so you shouldnt have to worry about responding accidentaly and then getting charged for the subsiquent texts.... well thats what they recon... but hey I dont work for them... and i think they should be charging no more than standard land lines for all calls concidering the net work is there!