and realising I posted that wihout sending my condolences, which I do now...
My condolences (f)
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piercedJon
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 59
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Quote by Jags
It's lucky that the funeral is so soon after the death. Things don't work that fast usually.
:shock: :shock:
If the chances are the cause are a long running problem, or are obviously age related and failing ill health then the time can be very short... infact as little as 2-3 days depending on how the departure by the living is to be done.
My late father was a rev, and depending on how and when and release of the body, and more importantly the araingements of the family then most of the time is related to release, then the family making a date a little in the future so others can attend.
3-5 days after release is about average.
I hope I havnt come across as to brutal or blasae... but growing up with my dads life did rather give me a clinical view on it all... doesnt stop me missing him, and sheding a tear right now tho.
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OK, well some people just have a body that rejects piercings no matter what they are done with or how they are treated....
Others have no problems for years, then have a reaction...
I've found the best, if there is no "tension" on the piercing, is to use PTFE wire (its like strimmer wire) as its hyper-alogenic and as its smoother than any other product it tends not to allow "crusties" to stick to it, and it flexes with the body as well.
Once healed you can then try stainless steel, then if that is ok titanium... titanium or gold are not the best to use as actually under a microscope titanium is especially rough, and if its been heat treated to give lovely rainbow colours its even more abrasive.
(i'm not sure how true the last paragraph is, as various sites and references come up with different points of view, but it does seem to be the major concensious)
But as i said, some peoples bodys just push the jewelry out no matter what! Going "deep" is a risky option because you also have more flesh to heal and create a skin tube.
But no matter what you do, you can still be in for problems later that you didnt expect, as some of you know I had deep genital piercings... reciently I had a problem that I initially thought was either clamidia or gonereor (spelling) well off I went to the clinic and then waited for 3 weeks... no reply.. was getting worried... 5 weeks, no reply... even more worried, infact I was at the shitting bricks stage! so went in to ask..all tests negative, not even a nsu (clinic speak for we aint got a clue but it looks sore and it grows when we put it in a gell dish, lolol)... turned out the bars had over time collected calcium that was now irritating the urethra and flesh... took em out and all cleared up
so in a bit will get new bars and balls (stop gigilling at the back... balls for the piercings, lol) and put em in again.
Jon
PS, if you wonder how I know what clamida and gonereohr is like, I've had them both rears ago and luckily in both cases I because symtomatic very quickly... instead of never showing signs and infecting other people... thats why I dont mind condoms now that I am older! Did you know that over 50% of people with clamidia never show any signs, yet end up sterile and/or infecting others? Its worth a regular check up if you swing no matter how safe you are for your own peace of mind, and the knowledge that you wont infect others accidently... that first love could have... well you work it out, lol.
Others have no problems for years, then have a reaction...
I've found the best, if there is no "tension" on the piercing, is to use PTFE wire (its like strimmer wire) as its hyper-alogenic and as its smoother than any other product it tends not to allow "crusties" to stick to it, and it flexes with the body as well.
Once healed you can then try stainless steel, then if that is ok titanium... titanium or gold are not the best to use as actually under a microscope titanium is especially rough, and if its been heat treated to give lovely rainbow colours its even more abrasive.
(i'm not sure how true the last paragraph is, as various sites and references come up with different points of view, but it does seem to be the major concensious)
But as i said, some peoples bodys just push the jewelry out no matter what! Going "deep" is a risky option because you also have more flesh to heal and create a skin tube.
But no matter what you do, you can still be in for problems later that you didnt expect, as some of you know I had deep genital piercings... reciently I had a problem that I initially thought was either clamidia or gonereor (spelling) well off I went to the clinic and then waited for 3 weeks... no reply.. was getting worried... 5 weeks, no reply... even more worried, infact I was at the shitting bricks stage! so went in to ask..all tests negative, not even a nsu (clinic speak for we aint got a clue but it looks sore and it grows when we put it in a gell dish, lolol)... turned out the bars had over time collected calcium that was now irritating the urethra and flesh... took em out and all cleared up
so in a bit will get new bars and balls (stop gigilling at the back... balls for the piercings, lol) and put em in again.Jon
PS, if you wonder how I know what clamida and gonereohr is like, I've had them both rears ago and luckily in both cases I because symtomatic very quickly... instead of never showing signs and infecting other people... thats why I dont mind condoms now that I am older! Did you know that over 50% of people with clamidia never show any signs, yet end up sterile and/or infecting others? Its worth a regular check up if you swing no matter how safe you are for your own peace of mind, and the knowledge that you wont infect others accidently... that first love could have... well you work it out, lol.
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Quote by Sarah1448
Are large HGV's used for squashing frogs then: :shock: :?
No idea, I prefer to fill them with helium and then fire burning arrows into them...
WeeeeeeeeeeeeeepKerblam makes firewords day look very dull
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Take your own and if it looks like you are going to play then just hand them over... they will get the message and if they dont want to put it on, then dont play.
Rooms for different ages/types, no... just different themes.
The not using condoms is eather because some players use the venue to play with people they know, others because they dont want to use them, others because they never thought to bring any and others are using them, just not that obvious.
I think its a great shame that some of the profit isnt used in swinging clubs to provide free condoms in the same way it is with quite a few gay clubs, some swingers clubs even charge stupidly over inflated prices for single condoms
Rooms for different ages/types, no... just different themes.
The not using condoms is eather because some players use the venue to play with people they know, others because they dont want to use them, others because they never thought to bring any and others are using them, just not that obvious.
I think its a great shame that some of the profit isnt used in swinging clubs to provide free condoms in the same way it is with quite a few gay clubs, some swingers clubs even charge stupidly over inflated prices for single condoms
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Quote by BradfordCpl
"Is there a doctor in the house?"
Does this look infected? I thought id share it with 100 complete strangers before i get it out in front of my GP, who ive known 15 years.
Ladies look away, Guys cross your legs
*drum roll please*
It does look a little infected, but it could be just irritation due to the stitches and aloevera gel... you can over clean it... personally I wouldnt use any creams or the like on it, just salt washes... warm salt water in a cup and stick your old man in it for a few mins every 3-4 hours.
The doc will most likely just give you anti-biotics "just incase" and say come back if it gets worse.
Also, you should have had a care leaflet after your op, are you following it and did it mention putting aloe-vera on, if not then stop using it at once!
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I know a couple of couples from chesterfield, not sure if they are tibshelf tho.
There is one well known couple from there, chesterfield, as it was the couple on real wife swaps, I'm not sure if they still swing tho as i dont know them personally.
There is one well known couple from there, chesterfield, as it was the couple on real wife swaps, I'm not sure if they still swing tho as i dont know them personally.
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Quote by VenusnMars
Carrying on with the hijack..
Cornflour and water in a roasting tin will keep a young kid fascinated for hours! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I may be gone some time... I've realised I've got some out of date corn flower; some water and a roasting tin to play with
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LOL, i recorded it and watched it earlier... the bloke did look like Reese :shock:
I thought the actuall documentary on BBC2 after was a load of bolocks tho... the voice over was done all "deep voiced and drawn out" I could have done the same documentary in 1 sentance....
"Its happened before, it might happen again, we have no fecking idea when, and we wont be able to give any real advanced warning... you're fecked!"
I thought the actuall documentary on BBC2 after was a load of bolocks tho... the voice over was done all "deep voiced and drawn out" I could have done the same documentary in 1 sentance....
"Its happened before, it might happen again, we have no fecking idea when, and we wont be able to give any real advanced warning... you're fecked!"
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Quote by Ice Pie
I cant remember the technical term:
Viscosity. ;)
(Not to be confused with Visco City, the swinging capital of California)
LOL, I remembered that term, but I was sure there is another that discribes a liquid that becomes a solid under compression... so I googled, its called "non-newtonian"
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You could always move to Ilkeston, the place is boring as hell but the beers cheap, the only night club costs a pound after 10:30 to get into, and I have a large bed which you would look great on 
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Just to go totally off subject with one of those usless facts that I seem to accumulate...
Custard has a property similar to quick sand except when impacted it becomes far more solid... If you fill a swining pool with it you can walk across it, however if you stop moving you slowly sink and when you try to pull yourself out it stiffens up again effectivly traping you in it.
I cant remember the technical term, but they proved it on brainiaches on sky 1, was amazing to watch someone walk across a swiming pool of custard :shock:
Custard has a property similar to quick sand except when impacted it becomes far more solid... If you fill a swining pool with it you can walk across it, however if you stop moving you slowly sink and when you try to pull yourself out it stiffens up again effectivly traping you in it.
I cant remember the technical term, but they proved it on brainiaches on sky 1, was amazing to watch someone walk across a swiming pool of custard :shock:
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Quote by Vix
Huh? Fit? People who are conscious of being fit are Tossers! Bigotry? What the fluck that's got to do with it?
Calm down, dear. Its only an advert.
"hello mum, i'm on the TV"
"Well get of him and put your clothes back on before your father gets home."
:lol: :lol: Damn I think I've been watching to much telly, especially will and grace... which I'm off to watch now
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Thanks everyone, I didnt want people to think I was being ignorant or had fell out or was in a strop or just being a right git.
I guess things had reached one of thoes times when to much was piled up... and I'm getting frustrated at not seeming to get anywhere with the photography and I guess you're right, the most stringent critique is always that by oneself but...
Calista, yes you're right... and yes we do... we'll have to find a wetherspoons as they do an ok pint of beer for , lol.
Vix, you're a sod and a right cheeky moo :shock: Didnt you realise that I just shamelesly stole all the images on my site and passed em of as my own however I want to see you naked with your boobs out on my bed the next time you are up nottingham way :P
You might be right about the sad thing, as my body clock is so shot to shite I tend to wake up just as its starting to get dark... or maybe I'm a vampire and just need to suck... where is Reese when you need him :shock:
P.s Love you to :P
, I cant directly advertise... however I do need to get of my backside and PM mark and see about a link exchange, but not till I know my site will stay up longer than 2 days without a re-boot
I have chenged a couple of things, so will have to see how it goes over the next few days.
Chippy, tune, thank you both
I guess things had reached one of thoes times when to much was piled up... and I'm getting frustrated at not seeming to get anywhere with the photography and I guess you're right, the most stringent critique is always that by oneself but...
Calista, yes you're right... and yes we do... we'll have to find a wetherspoons as they do an ok pint of beer for , lol.
Vix, you're a sod and a right cheeky moo :shock: Didnt you realise that I just shamelesly stole all the images on my site and passed em of as my own
however I want to see you naked with your boobs out on my bed the next time you are up nottingham way :P You might be right about the sad thing, as my body clock is so shot to shite I tend to wake up just as its starting to get dark... or maybe I'm a vampire and just need to suck... where is Reese when you need him :shock:
P.s Love you to :P
, I cant directly advertise... however I do need to get of my backside and PM mark and see about a link exchange, but not till I know my site will stay up longer than 2 days without a re-boot
I have chenged a couple of things, so will have to see how it goes over the next few days.Chippy, tune, thank you both
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I brought TAS because for an off the shelf PC package it was the best "programable" package on the market, however as I am no longer SE'd I no longer use it... I used to write accounting, BOM, stock, freight logistic, and back end bank software on AS/400's many years aog, not bad for a dislexic that still doesnt know his times tables :lol: :lol: :lol:
If the problem is a specific error type message, PM me and I'll have at a guess what is going wrong even if I cant fix it I may be able to come up with some ideas as that was one of my forte's in IT.
:lol: :lol: :lol: If the problem is a specific error type message, PM me and I'll have at a guess what is going wrong even if I cant fix it I may be able to come up with some ideas as that was one of my forte's in IT.
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Quote by Vix
I was wondering if it was a hack attack of some kind concidering the recient uni stuff and also the hack on Vix n Reeses site.
SSHHH!
Don't remind 'em about us.
I was going to say, best I keep my gob shut... but then I wouldnt be able to stick my tongue out :P
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Quote by steveg_nw
or is it my pc/connection?
Pages are very slow to load, and I keep getting "not found" errors and pages timing out so I am wondering if NTL has cocked summat up or My PC is having problems, or if its SH?
Other sites seem ok, but that doesnt mean its not my pc or ntl, lol.
It's happened to me a few times this weekend. Last time it happened somebody's rogue bot was 'attacking' the site. At just after midnight on Feb 24th we had 420 users on line, yeah ok.
Steve
I was wondering if it was a hack attack of some kind concidering the recient uni stuff and also the hack on Vix n Reeses site.
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First off my apologies for not being arround and not being overly chatty in msn and in here.
Not only have I been really run down and suffering a major attack of something called gingervitus, I think its called, and swolen tonsels... on top of that a major downer due to lack of money, laddo looking as tho hes going to be expelled or end up in "drop out, push them through the system" school, depression, lack of self esteme, and wondering if I should bother with the photography as I cant see myself ever turning it into a paying carrer due to my real lack of my ability to sell myself and also wondering if my abilities are up to it as the more photos I take, the more faults I find with my work Thank god I'm not employed, else I'd probably be sacked, lol.
Normal service will be resumed soon, till then a little light music and a test card will be displayed
Not only have I been really run down and suffering a major attack of something called gingervitus, I think its called, and swolen tonsels... on top of that a major downer due to lack of money, laddo looking as tho hes going to be expelled or end up in "drop out, push them through the system" school, depression, lack of self esteme, and wondering if I should bother with the photography as I cant see myself ever turning it into a paying carrer due to my real lack of my ability to sell myself and also wondering if my abilities are up to it as the more photos I take, the more faults I find with my work
Thank god I'm not employed, else I'd probably be sacked, lol.Normal service will be resumed soon, till then a little light music and a test card will be displayed
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:lol: :lol: :lol: You are more than welcome to come and lay across my lap for a spanking anytime :P
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or is it my pc/connection?
Pages are very slow to load, and I keep getting "not found" errors and pages timing out so I am wondering if NTL has cocked summat up or My PC is having problems, or if its SH?
Other sites seem ok, but that doesnt mean its not my pc or ntl, lol.
Pages are very slow to load, and I keep getting "not found" errors and pages timing out so I am wondering if NTL has cocked summat up or My PC is having problems, or if its SH?
Other sites seem ok, but that doesnt mean its not my pc or ntl, lol.
Orgasminator
Depending on if you have a firewall and which one it is, it may be blocking either the program or the ports required for messenger.
In Zonealarm (free version) go into "program control" and make sure that "MSN messenger" has "access trusted" and "Access internet" ticked.
If you, or msn, upgraded msn messenger then most PC based firewalls see it as a program change and pop up the "allow" and it can be easy to say "n"o especially if it pops up when you are typing in another program or you just click no as you are not expecting it.
If you have a more complex firewall or its built into a router... then its down to port numbers and I cant help but I believe it says in the "help"
In Zonealarm (free version) go into "program control" and make sure that "MSN messenger" has "access trusted" and "Access internet" ticked.
If you, or msn, upgraded msn messenger then most PC based firewalls see it as a program change and pop up the "allow" and it can be easy to say "n"o especially if it pops up when you are typing in another program or you just click no as you are not expecting it.
If you have a more complex firewall or its built into a router... then its down to port numbers and I cant help but I believe it says in the "help"
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:lol: :lol: Interestingly enough, a friend (Dominatrix) is in the process of setting up a scene like that for a sub... Bound, blindfolded and kidnapped, then driven to a BDSM club for the fun to continue there :P
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Welcome
All I can say is just do what you are happy with... its all about everyone doing what they are happy with, so if watching is what you are into then people that expect you involved shouldnt really be meeting you!
Limits and mutuall respect are fundimental parts of swinging.
All I can say is just do what you are happy with... its all about everyone doing what they are happy with, so if watching is what you are into then people that expect you involved shouldnt really be meeting you!
Limits and mutuall respect are fundimental parts of swinging.
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Its not down to money or class at all, its down to bad habbits when its actually "grime" and "filth."
My house is dishevveled, dusty, and ends up with dried mud in it when laddo brings his bike in, and I'm lazy and hate tidying up so things like papers and prints do tend to get dumped on free surfaces, lol. But food type dirt is always cleaned up and I do the washing up every day :lol, but its little things like clothes that get dried on a stand end up on the bottom of the stairs and tend to stay there till needed (my mum would have a fit at that, lol)
There are times when I feel like just dumping things that are not really used like the dining table as we tend to eat watching the telly... and all the little things I've acumulated over the years that are only ever needed the day after they get thrown in the bin and going for the minimalist look but I would hate to loose my books as its one passion that has lasted since childhood... perhaps my collecting things is down to having very little as a child (all say awwwww, lol) so everything has a sentimental value and I still equate its value with what I paid for it, not its current worth.
My house is dishevveled, dusty, and ends up with dried mud in it when laddo brings his bike in, and I'm lazy and hate tidying up so things like papers and prints do tend to get dumped on free surfaces, lol. But food type dirt is always cleaned up and I do the washing up every day :lol, but its little things like clothes that get dried on a stand end up on the bottom of the stairs and tend to stay there till needed (my mum would have a fit at that, lol)
There are times when I feel like just dumping things that are not really used like the dining table as we tend to eat watching the telly... and all the little things I've acumulated over the years that are only ever needed the day after they get thrown in the bin
and going for the minimalist look but I would hate to loose my books as its one passion that has lasted since childhood... perhaps my collecting things is down to having very little as a child (all say awwwww, lol) so everything has a sentimental value and I still equate its value with what I paid for it, not its current worth. Orgasminator
Sappho, tell will to drive you up to mine when you're at 8 months as I want to do a demi-moore style photoshoot and wont do it with anyone under 8 months :shock: (I personally feel I dont want to tempt fate!) but he has to re-construct the conception pre-bulge :lol:
If you go into labour during or after the shoot then auto-route can tell you the quickest route back to your local hospital :P you dont want them born locally else they will be callng everyone "duck!" :lol: mind you it could be worse if they were born in london... they would be saying "ello me darlin" (appologies to thoes born in the sound of the bells)
Going back on topic, its good to know things are going well and may they continue to do so :-)
and wont do it with anyone under 8 months :shock: (I personally feel I dont want to tempt fate!) but he has to re-construct the conception pre-bulge :lol: If you go into labour during or after the shoot then auto-route can tell you the quickest route back to your local hospital :P you dont want them born locally else they will be callng everyone "duck!" :lol: mind you it could be worse if they were born in london... they would be saying "ello me darlin" (appologies to thoes born in the sound of the bells)
Going back on topic, its good to know things are going well and may they continue to do so :-)
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Quote by sexyann57
After reading the thread about what we,d all like to bring back ....how about things you would,nt bring back..
Pans People on top of the pops
The Benny Hill Show :x
Peters And Lee :giggle:
Oh my... oh my.. pans people and legs eleven were during my puberty years.. oh the nocternal emissions caused by fantasising about them... damn they could get there legs apart, lol.
I think the only thing we should not bring back is rickets (spelling) and various other social problems pre/post wartime; but most other things were far better than now... oh the good old days
"when i wore a lad" :P Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Slide Rules and Log Books!!!
What was the point??:dunno: :dunno:
I think i was the only sad git in school who could use a slide rule... ok, ok, so I was a nerd, lol, but these were the days when calculators were not allowed in exams, but slide rules were... and i still got a grade 2 cse, lolololol.
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Quote by gingerjo-lee
hi there
lee is watching the match tomoz and i wanna play out
is there any single guys i know fancy it ?
is any other cpls or singles going ?
if so pm me or leave a message
cya soon jo xxxx
*waves at gingerjo and lee from Ilkeston*
Tell lee he needs to get off his arse, footy I ask you... sad ;-) lol..
he better make up for it by a good holiday in wales in the summer :-P
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Hi Alleyson,
*waves to a local(ish) lass*
Welcome to the wonderfull nut house
*waves to a local(ish) lass*
Welcome to the wonderfull nut house
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Quote by jezzay
I'm sure you may have seen this one, or recieved it by phone... if not...
Women eh? :
Boob jobs- nope
botox - nope
pierced ears - nope (honestly, not even that!)
nipples, bellys & clits - nope
eyebrows plucked - last time ten years ago
bikini lines - only once - never again!
legs waxed - no longer
liposuction - because????
take it up the arse - yup. No problem.
Jezzay.
Feck, beer all over the lap top via my nose, reading some posts while drinking is not a good idea
