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piercedJon
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 58
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Quote by DJohn
Ah, the joys of parenthood.
Don't worry. In a few more years you'll get your chance for revenge. Isn't mortal embarrassment in front of friends the primary purpose of the parents of teenagers?

I was hoping so with my now 13yr old son, however apart from taking the micky at the way he covers himself up if I need to enter the bath room while hes in the bath, the little bugger is far to quick witted for me to out do him rolleyes
He's already told me he's not going to bring his girlfriends home when he's older incase I embaris him!
That is sooooo scary....
Reminds me of me when walking down the road looking at women with my ex by my side... head facing front, eyes tracking lol
Quote by MrFC
Chopper bikes
The test card(before tv played all night)
black and white tv
atari games

Raligh (spelling) have just re-released the chopper... less the gear changer on the X-bar for "safety reasons" rolleyes
My lad plays atari games (box and computer) via emulator on a PC... and we've still got a Atari 1024STE at grannys that he plays on when he goes to stay.
As for black and white TV's, apart from second hand and mini-tvs can you still buy brand new BnW tvs? That said, he reciently downloaded a game that was in black and white... said it was "well cool," lol.
I believe she idetifies her self as a T-Girl, in other words shes happy to be identified as a woman but shes allso happy to keep the male genitials.
The guys in the program were up to win 10K in the end when they found out about her sexual identity they all clubed together to ban the program and sue and I believe walked away with 125K EACH!
I personaly find her looks stunning, the strong lines in her face I find very attractive... But I think her voice would eventually drive me nutts, lol.
And yes, I could play with her.
Jon
Quote by Rams
Isn’t it wonderful to know that there are so many beautiful people out there who enjoy the thrills and excitement of gangbanging?

Oh bugger :shock:
I've managed to go months without the memeory of black laces "we're having a gangbang, we're having a ball" song going of in my head and visions of rita, sue, n bob too lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm going to be humming that for the rest of the day now :lol: :lol:
Quote by gmanxxx
Seems close to me Steve except perhaps for point 6.... Harry collects bugs.... 6 legged friends....
gman

EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK I could never use that as a cover story, just watching "they nest" gave me nightmares about crunchy creepy crawly things for weeks :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I still suffer from watching the doctor who episode with the big feck off maggot things (and that was at least 28 years ago now, yet I still remember them if not the story line)
Then again, I also suffer from virtigo (well more specifically fear of hights) yet seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in places that scare the be-jeasus out of me just to get that one shot confused :? :? :? :?
Quote by richo1079
I believe that dogging will come under Common Law and is an arrestable offence - engaged in a sex act to outrage public decency etc. Wouldn't like to say if you can 'conspire' to commit the offence because if you can can then it could be dealt with the same as the actual offence itself. Have to get the books out an check. And as to the old bill reading reading these it would put me right in the shit...evening all etc

I'm not 100% sure about the legality so take what I say with a pinch of salt....
With the new law(s) and amendments to the various acts, the main thing will be "likely to offend or cause harm/offence" its a bit of tidying up of some common law into state law (if thats the correct term)
I think that if dogging is done late at night, in a place only likely to be visited at that time by doggers (same with crusing) then arguably no one is being or likely to be offended. If the same was to be done at say 3 in the afternoon then the likelyhood of minors and random visitors goes up and with that the likelyhood of causing offence.
One thing this covenment is dead carefull about is upsetting the gay community, so any guidelines or rules of interpritation of the law may basically clarify when its likely to be a problem, or not... Gay crusing and dogging, especially in london, has been over looked for years; to suddenly clamp down on that would cause an outrage, but to not clamp down on the gay community but only on the hetro comunity is definatly grounds for a HR case.... whats good for one is good for another!
One place up this way is so out of the way that while a nice picnic spot during the day it could only be frequented by doggers at night... Its not even on a major route for reps using it as a stop off, its away (miles) from residential houses so again the likelyhood of people stumbling on going ons is nil. So it would be hard to argue that anything happening there was causing or likely to cause offence..... Except if someone that went there to be offended so they could complain!!!!!
:shock: I never knew there was one in Ilkeston, bloody eck the things I learn lol
I know there is a swingers party every month here, but I believe its couples only sad
Arrr well, will have to find out how to get to the dogging spot now :lol:
Hello Tiggs hun :welcome:
Good to see you :bounce: <<< at least its bouncing even if its not a tigger lol
Its a well known fact that give a guy a camera and at some point he will take a pic of his willy :shock:
We grow up with a fasination of our member, from the first time we realise its changing and we get pleasure from it we play with it incessently confused
These new fangled mobile phones with cameras were invented by guys, for guys to take pics of willys to send people lol
As an asside, there are a lot of women/couples that also just have close up pics of vaginas or breasts... While I love to look at these parts of a woman, doest really help to let a guy/another couple decide if there is an attraction there. But then again, they probably get so many responses that by the laws of averages they will get someone.
There is definatly a likeness there, just need a little more stubble biggrin
Mind you I cant hear the name of that film without hearing it in my mind as:
"The girl with the pearl necklace" lol
Quote by swingingpete
and some else saying heven was a place on earth
can i hav directions

OH MY GOD!!!! please dont remind me of that song... was bad enough she used to sing it in the malls in the US at 17, worse that she got into the UK charts with it....
and embarrising that I brought it....
but totaly humiliating that I used to dance to it in the 80's redface
wanders off singing "i think we're alone now... heaven is a place on earth"
Then wonders if he's muddled up to songs...
I've got to say, I always check out the background in a pic :shock:
More so if the pic is in a professional magazine, I must be one of the few guys that looks at a pic of a stunning lass and turns his head to the side to see what the titles of the books on the book case are :upset:
The same with sets used in magazines... after a time you realise that the same set is being used in 4 or 5 mags with the only difference being the model in it rolleyes
Backgrounds in someone snap shot can tell you a lot about the person... Im not talking peeling wall paper type stuff cos that says nothing about a person. Its more little things, like perfumes, clothes laying about, ashtray, etc.
wall paper kind of stuff can be very misleading... a couple earning 100K a year may have a house that is un-decorted down to the fact they love to party and feck it a house is just a roof and a bed for when you have to sleep, or its because decorating comes last because a couple is on a low income and kids and family come way up the list... a bit of paint on a wall last.
I have 2 rooms in my house kept tidy, my bed room cos I just have a bed and a wardrobe in it, lol and... ok I take it back.. one room wink
<<< am working on the sittingroom, once i've got shot of HMCE I can file a load of crap, lol.
Quote by curious_karrie
I have to say i have a particular photo of me that i send out, and i have noticed that people comment more on the decor than they do about me! I was flattered at first, people seemed to like my interior design, but it gets a bit tedious after awhile when that is all they are interested in. I thought about taking a photo of the room and sending that, i'm sure it would be much more appreciated. :shock:

Wonders if Karrie would send me the interior decorating photo of herself to piercing_ wink
lol
Quote by bell412
thanx all.
I think all of you have come up with some good thoughts, I think it is her issues that needs to be dealt with. I have often thought this. Incidentally, she has had had orgasms while we have been together. with me as well!!!!
Now after three years,together she wont even touch my bits . she says theat it is too big. Most men shouldbe proud but I think its a problem for her.
I love her to bits and just want to have a good sex life with her

I'm not an expert, tho I did do psyc 101!
I would say her comment is probably more to do with a focus point, its not the problem per-say. It could be down to a past experience with an ex, or even with yourself... a pasionate moment where she wasnt quite ready/excited enough that was uncomfortable.
You dont mention your ages; it could be "the change," HRT replacement might be an option, or if the problem is the lack of natural lubrication having made things uncomfortable then a lubricant substitute such as KY;
or something like vaginaitus (I know thats spelt wrong, and may even be the wrong word) where the female vagina goes into spasums during penitration. Often this happens early on in a relationship and/or when a person is a virgin. It can also be caused at other times due to emotional problems etc. The spasums themselves are very painfull even without penitration, so usualy prevent penetration in that the walls and opening to the vagina clamp up to such a point that its impossible.
The above is usualy brought on by an emotional factor, such as the fear of loosing the virginity, or some other past/present event.
There are so many possible factors that it would be impossible to has at a guess to the cause, especially as you say you did previously have a good sex life. Work stress, money worrys, etc. can all play a part. Even something such as un-diagnosed diabetes can leave someone feeling run down. Depression is another possible factor.
Before going outside the marrage vows definatly see your doctor yourself to discuss this further and/or discuss this with your partner. There are occasions where people do have different sex drives, and I know one couple personally where he "plays away" with her concent due to her depression (manic or as the americans say bi-pola which even with drugs can be hard to manage) wich although they have a good life together and a loving relationship means she hates sex because she is so un-responsive.
Counciling and mediation are also possibilitys. If all else fails and she is un-willing to allow you to play away, then make the decesion to play away, or to call things within your present relationship to an end.
Before I sound to moralistic.....
My ex and I when playing with single guys even tho we knew the situtation re: "playing away" never made judgment. I also know of couples that prefer a guy that is playing away because they have more to loose than a single guy so are more unlikely to want more than an ocasional play.
Jon
damn that was a long sencible post from me.... I will try harder to play the fool in future!
Quote by Heather
But we can all appreciate a class pair of tits, can't we?
Julesxx

Did someone mention tits :thrilled:
The art of the written word is hard at the best of times, even more so when put into a context of free form speach as in here.
A joke; quip; or off the cuff remark can be taken out of context way to easy. It can seem as tho a light hearted joust is a a full blown personal put down of someone...
I know I've been quilty of typing something that as I put them into the PC seem to be full of wit, charm, and lightheartedness; then when the whole thing blows up because someone took it the wrong way I can see why!
Nowadays I often use lots of LOL's, winks, and smiles in my phone texts and emails etc... What you dont get with the written word alone is the ability for people to see your face, often when speaking face to face the words that are spoken could (if written down) be offencice or taken wrongly, yet a glance at the face seeing the glint in the eyes and the smile of the lips shows that its ment in jest.
I used to use NNTP newsgroups long before real time chat, and "forums" which are just web based versions of NNTP, flames come and go, and people have rants all the time... Usually a good backpeddle works, but even if not its rare for people to fall out perminantly, especially in a close nit community such as this. Net time is soooo much quicker than real time, a days worth of corrispondance can be the same as weeks or months in the real world. In a couple of weeks this thread will be on a different page, and most people will have forgotten it and the main protaganists (is that a real word?) will probably be fine with each other and lightly sparing again.
wanders off muttering to himself about the wiseness of posting in this thread when hes still a newbe to the forum
Quote by lucyslovely
All i will say jon - its the pictures you took of me that I use. ........ and i do class yours as professional !!
Lucy rolleyes

Awwww bless you Lucy :rose:
Quote by Sappho
:therethere: Have a drink Jags, it'll calm you down. Bombay Sapphire?
Sappho xxx

Hands Jags a glass of lemonade and single malt, then runs like hell screaming "mummy they are after me!"
Quote by bluexxx
"Normal snaps" are much more fun than professional ones - well they are if you're the photographer :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I do both, and got to say... point n shoot while playing is a real buzz, and you get to enjoy the charms of the company you're with blast
Quote by curious_karrie
I have had some trouble with photo's, mainly that people don't think it's me in the pic. I guess maybe they have had some experiences like yours gottohaveit biggrin In future i will send a photo of the ugliest person i can find, and when i turn up they will be pleasantly surprised (i hope) :shock:

Theres a kinda rule in the bdsm scene, slightly more relevent than with swinging do to the nature of what people do while playing/scening. (1)
If someone says they are slim young and sexy and they turn out to be fat and old... walk away, they lied.
If someone says they are fat old and uggly and they turn out to be slim young and the sexyest person in the world... walk away, they lied.
Obviously tho sometimes photos can lie even when they are the same person, the main one being that sometimes they were taken years ago, if you've not changed much over the years except getting greyer then no problems, but if you used to be big or slim, and are now the oppersite... time to get a new photo.
Professionaly done photos can be excelent, but its always worth sending a more normal snap shot as well just to show you're not a rip off from a porn site, lol.
(1) with potentially a scene having restraint play, punishment play, and in extreem cases thinks like knife/needle play any kind of dishonesty should be a huge warning sign before getting into a potentially very damaging situation.
Quote by bluexxx
You're not the journalist that wrote the article in question are you by any chance? If so, damn fine piece of work if you ask me - well done :grin:

Not me, you need to have a moderate understanding of spelling and punctuation, something I lack :shock:
Besides which, I'd look a prat in a hat and could never drink as much alcohol as a reporter and still be standing wink
I'd rather take the photos on P3, or better still something like mayfair, fiesta, et. al.
I think a lot of guys see swinging as the easyest way of getting sex... the reality is its harder to "pull" on the swinging scene than in say a pub.
What a lot of guys dont realise is that there is a world of difference between swinging and no-strings sex, but a whole lot more in common with "normal" dating than a lot of people realise.
The bigest difference is that people are more open about things, and social events are special in that people can talk openly about sexual matters and physical attraction without all the bullshit that normally goes when trying to attract someone in a night club; ie "You're stunning and so witty" = "I'm horny and you'll do, but i'll chuck you in the morning" (and thats true with both sexes, especially after a few drinks) Where as with swingers they can honestly come out with "I'd like to play with you because I find you attractive" far more honest?
Swinging is very much part of who I am, I enjoy/love group sex... simple as that! When/if I have another partner, I would have to know they were potentially into swinging, or at least curious... Thats not to say that I couldnt be with someone that wouldnt swing after discussing it.
Mind you this has made me think... Does two singles that occasinaly play together count as swinging? The only thing I can think of is that it depends on if they are friends and if they know each other are playing with others; this i guess can be quite important when it comes to deciding on safe sex (or its continued use) or not.
I do occasionaly play with a couple of single friends and we often chat and tell each other that we are playing, or potentially going to play, with others. I guess if you class openness and honesty as a fundamental part of the swinging scene then yes two singles can swing.
I know papers trade/sell on the amount of stuff they can put it that makes punters buy them, but I thought I'd make a couple of points.
The lower end tabloids haven't run these kinds of storys for a while, when whas the last time they did an "expoze" on a swingers or bdsm club... fare while ago!
One possible reason for this is that with the huge increase in the numbers of people that are on the net people are far more able to get another view point, one that totaly conflicts with the papers original "moralistic/holyer than thow" stance.
The other thing was most of the article was based on the couple, if they are genuine, that for them swinging works. Probably because they could put lots of titilating sexual exploits information into the paper that way.
Without realising it the paper posted some great info on swinging, and some sound advise
"1 rule, we both have to like the other couple"
"swinging allows you to enjoy other people, without infidelity and secrecy of afairs"
They also have, good or bad, advertised this site and la-chambre's
Janes info on why not to swing looks as though it was put there as an after thought because the paper cant officially been seen to condone something like swinging. (Interestingly enough, the papers have learnt the difference between swinging as a whole and parts of it such as dogging which is comming in for a hammering in the papers and by police)
"Arisara"s negative view on swinging wasnt as negative as it first seems... A little different editing and quoting would have made her bad story into "I loved it playing with the women while my partner was there... I just didnt want to shag the blokes like he wanted me to..." Sounds to me that she was loving swinging, and would do it again just as long as it was only FMF action.
"corallie"s not quite a negative review (she said it wasnt the swinging that broke them up, but did cause problems) was a good way of saying "You've got to talk, and keep talking..." its true jealousy can come with swinging, but a strong couple will either resolve the issues or will stop swinging either way the relationship itsself is strong.
A weak relationship wont survive, but then again its more than likely doomed anyway... either one/both with have an affair (resulting in far more animosity and heart ache than swinging openly) or they will split just cos its not working.
Has to be Bitter for me!
When theres no hand pumps, then something cheap...
Actually hand pump beer tends to be cheaper than gas pumped, but I like a "hoppy/muggly" taste and the cheap beers have that taste, oh and not to strong!
Occasionally a single malt wiskey, but mixed with lemonade :shock: (I know thats sacriledge)
Quote by Carpathian
It's no good trying to hide your hello in another thread - we'll find you !
Carpathian

Bugger, I was trying to sneek in while no one was watching lol
Quote by Carpathian
Welcome to the fun ! Hope you find what you're looking for and get to know the locals.
One thing - I was so chuffed a few weeks ago when I made up the word "swingle" in the "dictionary definition" thread and now I notice you using it ? Don't tell me some bugger beat me to it ?! :shock:
Carpathian

I've been using it since just before I met my ex, so about 3-4 years ago... But I dont think I can take credit for it as I vaguely remember seeing it prior to my using it.
Quote by bluexxx
I have voted - socks off NOW! :shock:

*Quicky removes socks*
It was a hello from him, and a hello from me. << Blatently based on a TV program lol
To those that I know on here from various other places, I prommise to be good and behave wink
To those that dont know me, just ignore the above, you didnt see it! :lol:
I'm a swingle male for my sins, and have been on and off the lifestyle for over 18 years :shock: I've a post on the storys section of the site that explains how I first got into this, "many many many years ago (c)Police acadamy 1,2,3...22"
As you may have guessed I'm rubbish at spelling! So if you do get an email from me saying "i got a big dik, fncy a fcuk" then dont dismiss me out of hand :lol: (Or perhaps just give me a hand :wink: )
My hobbies are:
Taking pictures of my willy to send to people, and if I get one of them fancy phones with a camera I will be doing that even more often!
My Son (more of a trial than a hobby, lol)
Looking at mucky pics on the net.
Having sex (Yes I do count thumb and her 4 sisters as sex :shock: )
Visiting my shrink (Shes from near greece, yummy! And I love to see the expression on her face when I'm talking about swinging and BDSM :lol: )
Contemplating my navel.
Walks off to a darkend room with nice padded walls
This idea might have a bit to much of an "ewwwwww" factor, but!
Keep scratching your crotch, once you've got the information about filling in the form say, "I hope I get the apointment from the STD clinic soon" :crazy: