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polly40
Over 90 days ago
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Was once asked if my man being orally bi bothered me.
My reply was "no, it's only the same as me being bi"
Oh yes, I find the idea very sexy, just waiting to see him in action!!!!!
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3someinpreston got it right in the first reply - Some of us work in public places and can you imagine if someone came up to you and let everyone know where they know you from!!!!!! Stay anonymous, I say
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CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Hope you are all ok, especially Mum.
Love from Mollman and Bustyaldy40 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Was 18, in a guest house in Torquay - my mate was in the other bed with the bloke she picked up!!!! Now I know why I like swinging - wayhayyyyyyy
Only trouble was we got put on curfew at the guest house and had to be in by 11pm each night, because some old dear complained about the noise.
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Please may I be Rip Van Winkle for a week - I soooooooooooooooooo need to get some decent sleep!!!!!!!! lol
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This to make you feel better
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This for the sympathy
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This for being a silly sod for walking up the "hill" in the first place.
Take care hun - hope the pain eases soon xxxxxx let me know if himself isn't looking after you properly. :twisted:
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Come on girls - how many of you put names to those willys surprised
""ooh, that looks like .................. willy"
Mind you I wouldn't mind putting faces to some of them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello - WAKE UP people!!! There are so many STI's around these days is it worth the risk!!!!
FFS if you don't know the person - USE protection - How embarrassing will a visit to the local GUM clinic be, especially if you "bump" into someone you know!! redface
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Give me a man in a hard hat, yellow jacket and rigger boots any day - you can keep your men in shorts. :twisted:
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Sorry but you bunch of sad sacks - can you not appreciate the importance of sleep, the books will have still been there in the morning!!!!
truthfully - I do enjoy the stories but not that much.
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Quote by KitKat
I will hazard a guess that you mean "receiving and forwarded" biggrin
Can you send the details to please, in particular the e-mail addresses that they came from.
lhk
Kat

KitKat
These emails have been received from people at work and I have been sending them on to friends and family. Most of the time, before I receive them, they have been forwarded several times.
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HELP
I have recently been receiving and forwarding emails with JPG attachments and it was brought to my notice that if you click on the slide show there are other pics attached.
"Why are you worried?" I hear you all ask.
Some of these pics are avatars and headers from this site!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone know why this happens - Do I have anything to worry about (virus wise aswell as SH wise)?
Look forward to your replies
Thanx
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Cisco
AWWWWWWWWWW going to miss our little wind ups, but don't worry I will have plenty to say when you get back!!!!!!
I hope the birth of cisco junior goes well and your wife doesn't have too much of a bad time (Prepare to be sworn at, divorced, sexless for the next millenium and in total awe).
Good luck to you both and welcome to parenthood - your life will never be the same again
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HI
Health and Saftey, Working Environment, legislation state that there is a minimum temperature but not a maximum, but the employer does have to ensure there is adequate ventilation, light and there must be drinkable water (even though they can get away with yukky tap water).
Office I work in is a constant 86degrees at the mo, so I am throwing all I can at them to get something done.
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Blonde - SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy for you biggrin
Naffed off we can't get to bowling - naffed off we have plans for Friday night that don't include you lot :P - NOT naffed off that we will miss the 93 mile hike on Sunday!!!!!! Sometimes children do come in handy for excuses lol
Have a brilliant time and I will meet you sometime in the near future.
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Fantastic idea - well done to all for your hard work biggrin
Please may I have one, will be attending the Yorkshire Munch so will gladly pay up.
Might even let some nice person pin it to my chest!!!!!!!!!
Once again WELL DONE
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Excuse me ladies biggrin
Does this mean the Men (term used very loosely) don't have to dress up as tarts if they don't want to???
Don't want Mollman trying to wriggle out of it you see!!!!!!!!
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Glad to hear your news - It must be a huge relief. smile
Nice to have some good news in amongst all that is going on at the moment.

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Flipping heck and damn and blast!!!!
We have made plans for Friday, would have loved to have come too. sad
As long as you will still have us, we will turn up for another NW Posse social.
Lots of Love
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Dino
Only piece of advise I can offer is to go out and BUY new clothes to replace the ones you have ruined. The cost will be enough punishment and you will NEVER make that mistake again, will you???
Bless - lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Love to see Hornyred's face when she finds out :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh sorry were you looking for sympathy?????
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Ex hubby told me it is a protection thing!!! The man sleeps nearer the door so that he can protect woman if someone breaks in.
I now sleep all over the bed, regardless of who I am sharing it with - maybe I am just a greedy sod!!!!!!!!
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Quote by 3someinpreston
Students we are - very typical ones at that. Kwik Save Simply Hot Dogs on Kwik Save Simply Bread Rolls, with 1 onion from the market and Kwik Save Simply Red Sauce on top...
BUDGET!!!

Damn and I thought I was the only tight sod living in Preston - you sound worse than me, lol. What about Bierre French at Kwik Save for 20 bottles!!!
PS I am drinking Carslberg tonight.
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cool
Queen - Who wants to live forever
Enrique - Hero
Ronan keating - Father and Son
Celine Dion - Think Twice
Spandau Ballet - True
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Pervert - Moi????
My Mother would say "disgusting", my Sister would say "bloody hell", and I know my trusted friend is totally gobsmacked.
I would say "adventurous, exploring my sexual fantasises, whilst having a damn good time - pervert definately not"
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Heard about this on the radio this morning and thought what a simple but brilliant idea.
Why is it that these ideas come to the fore when there has been a tragedy???
I also will use this idea and urge everyone else to follow suit.
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There was me thinking I was the only goofball on here for burning my belly whilst ironing!!!
Glad to know I am amongst like minded nutters :P
Maybe we should organise a "burn and scar" munch where we get to show each other our trophies!!!!! rolleyes
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Mollman and I were chatting this morning about the burns on his arms and if they would scar or not. We then got into a "lethal weapon" scenario, showing old scars!!!!! rolleyes
The point to this thread is to find out the strangest places where people have been burnt on their bodies and how it happened. cool
I once burnt my tummy whilst ironing in the buff redface
Over to you folks
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Thank you all for the Birthday messages lol
I have had a great day biggrin
Love to Mollman for posting the thread, thought it was going to be soooooooooooo much nastier hehehehe you will get your reward redface
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:welcome:
Well hello there, you might be surprised at the amount of people who actually live in and around Preston on this site.
HAVE A GOOD TIME, ENJOY AND HAPPY :swingingchair:
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Thoughts and prayers go out to all.
Today has not been the nicest, and has been extremely emotional, even for those of us without relatives and friends in London.
The people who did this are probably proud - because they achieved their goal!!!
Only thing I hope is that they ROT IN HELL OR WHEREEVER THEIR SOULS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO.
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