AWWWWWW CONGRATULATIONS :wave2:
Don't think you will like what I did to my husband, just shortly after our 16th wedding anniversary - I asked him to leave!!!!! even packed for him.
Whatever you end up doing - Be happy and enjoy x
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Don't have a pussy myself. OOPs sorry of course I do, but not a four legged kind 
A certain person I know has one that is a complete moody cat. Last time I went to visit, she looked at him as if to say "What the bloodyhell is she doing here?" and disappeared.
I have never seen a look like it from a moggy, it was so funny.
Think I'll stick to my rabbits :P
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A certain person I know has one that is a complete moody cat. Last time I went to visit, she looked at him as if to say "What the bloodyhell is she doing here?" and disappeared.
I have never seen a look like it from a moggy, it was so funny.
Think I'll stick to my rabbits :P
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Well Done on your Uni course :happy:
My Mum is very similar to yours. Only she criticises every man I meet, "Not good enough, Should put you first, He must be married" are amongst the few comments I have had. I also get comments about the way I am bringing my daughter up
Maybe we should start university courses entitled "welcome to the 21st century - the century where "nice men don't mean everything, but praise for damn hard work does" open to the ove 55's only.
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My Mum is very similar to yours. Only she criticises every man I meet, "Not good enough, Should put you first, He must be married" are amongst the few comments I have had. I also get comments about the way I am bringing my daughter up
Maybe we should start university courses entitled "welcome to the 21st century - the century where "nice men don't mean everything, but praise for damn hard work does" open to the ove 55's only.
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Quote by mollman
Polly babe,
He just doesnt deserve you !!!!
Put him on rations ! There is never a better way to punish ! lol
WELL THANKS A LOT BLONDE NOW THATS MY SEX LIFE OVER WITH THEN!!!! FFS :censored:
You are kidding, Mollman, you know I need to abuse you!!!:inlove:
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Now we are talking!!!!!!
Could just mix a few ideas together
Hire a flat trailer with said sound system and put a king size bed on and have an orgy with his mates whilst he gets to watch and listen to the Brotherhood of Man.
Thank you, but keep the ideas coming
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Could just mix a few ideas together
Hire a flat trailer with said sound system and put a king size bed on and have an orgy with his mates whilst he gets to watch and listen to the Brotherhood of Man.
Thank you, but keep the ideas coming
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Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like a few ideas on how to pay back a certain person ( MOLLMAN), who has been ringing me throughout the Coldplay concert tonight, winding me up as I didn't have a ticket and would have loved to have gone.
I have been subjected to listening to them down a mobile (glad it's his bill and not mine).
He also did this to me when he went to see Elton John ( barsteward )
I have some ideas of punishment but would welcome lots more.
HE MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :taz:
Thanks in anticipation
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I would like a few ideas on how to pay back a certain person ( MOLLMAN), who has been ringing me throughout the Coldplay concert tonight, winding me up as I didn't have a ticket and would have loved to have gone.
I have been subjected to listening to them down a mobile (glad it's his bill and not mine).
He also did this to me when he went to see Elton John ( barsteward
)I have some ideas of punishment but would welcome lots more.
HE MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :taz:
Thanks in anticipation
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Man goes to Hong Kong on a business trip and arrives in his hotel the night before. Feeling a little horny he goes out and finds a prostitute.
Whilst shagging the prostitute for all his worth, she starts to shout "WANG SOO, WANG SOO" Man thinks to himself, must be a term for "that's good" and carries on giving her a good time.
The next day after the meeting he is invited to play golf with the managing director.
They reach the sixth hole and the managing director gets a hole in one.
Patting him on the the back the business man congatulates him, saying "wang soo, wang soo".
Managing director turns round furiously saying " Hardened swinger? what you mean hardened swinger?"
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i'm sure last time i heard that joke 'wang soo' :lol: ment wrong hole
NN - IT DID BUT I USED A BIT OF POETIC LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR IN OTHER WORDS CHANGED THE JOKE!!!!! IMPRESSED THAT YOU HAVE ACTUALLY HEARD THE JOKE BEFORE - IT'S USUALLY MY PARTY PIECE. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Aw bless - I bet he got all excited too.
Hope you have used the said mag to smack him around the head (gently of course, sounds like his brain might rattle if you hit him too hard
)Mind you I bet we have all done something like that - eg, I once turned up for a doctors appointment 2 days late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man goes to Hong Kong on a business trip and arrives in his hotel the night before. Feeling a little horny he goes out and finds a prostitute.
Whilst shagging the prostitute for all his worth, she starts to shout "WANG SOO, WANG SOO" Man thinks to himself, must be a term for "that's good" and carries on giving her a good time.
The next day after the meeting he is invited to play golf with the managing director.
They reach the sixth hole and the managing director gets a hole in one.
Patting him on the the back the business man congatulates him, saying "wang soo, wang soo".
Managing director turns round furiously saying " Hardened swinger? what you mean hardened swinger?"
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Daughter once looked up at me and gave me the most beautiful smile - I melted 
A quick smile across a room sends a message that no one else understands
anyone else smile to themselves when a text comes through from the person you love?
I know I do :smitten:
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A quick smile across a room sends a message that no one else understands
anyone else smile to themselves when a text comes through from the person you love?
I know I do :smitten:
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Someone took a chance by vouching for me after they had only met me twice ( damn I must have been good ), I have since met some lovely people.
I do agree that there should be a system as we all know that there are some "dodgy" characters about.
Thank you Mollman for vouching for me :inlove:
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), I have since met some lovely people.I do agree that there should be a system as we all know that there are some "dodgy" characters about.
Thank you Mollman for vouching for me :inlove:
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SUGS
It seems I am invited twice!!!! how popular can a girl be?
I am coming with Mollman as Bustylady40 but you have also got me on the list as my forum name Polly40.
Hope this frees up a space for another party animal :P
Looking forward to meeting you and LOVE the change of outfits Mollman beware
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It seems I am invited twice!!!! how popular can a girl be?
I am coming with Mollman as Bustylady40 but you have also got me on the list as my forum name Polly40.
Hope this frees up a space for another party animal :P
Looking forward to meeting you and LOVE the change of outfits
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Quote by polly40
Half full family bag of Minstrels
Bottle Opener!!!! :cheers:
pen / pencil
Quizmail questions (ALL 150 of them!!!)
Empty Purse :upset:
Bearma Sutra Ornament (still in box as too rude for daughter to see :crazy:
Digital camera
A Paper Heart made by my daughter :love:
Not as bad as some of you lot, mind you the bin beside me is full of bottles and rubbish!!!!!
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Need to amend == Minstrels are no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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