You should come to Preston! Not only do people barge in front of you and don't say thank you for holding the door open, they STOP in doorways :crazy:
I have given up trying to work out why people do these things, maybe I've just been dragged up proper!!!!!
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Half full family bag of Minstrels
Bottle Opener!!!! :cheers:
pen / pencil
Quizmail questions (ALL 150 of them!!!)
Empty Purse :upset:
Bearma Sutra Ornament (still in box as too rude for daughter to see :crazy:
Digital camera
A Paper Heart made by my daughter :love:
Not as bad as some of you lot, mind you the bin beside me is full of bottles and rubbish!!!!!
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Bottle Opener!!!! :cheers:
pen / pencil
Quizmail questions (ALL 150 of them!!!)
Empty Purse :upset:
Bearma Sutra Ornament (still in box as too rude for daughter to see :crazy:
Digital camera
A Paper Heart made by my daughter :love:
Not as bad as some of you lot, mind you the bin beside me is full of bottles and rubbish!!!!!
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Mrs PLC, I thought your "shed" was very classy and not at all girly, bloody jealous really!!!! 
Just want to add my own thanks for last night, it WAS great meeting you all and boy are my legs stiff today!!!!!!!!
Nigel - nice to meet someone who appreciates big jugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of lager that is
Look forward to another "social"
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aka Bustylady40
Just want to add my own thanks for last night, it WAS great meeting you all and boy are my legs stiff today!!!!!!!!
Nigel - nice to meet someone who appreciates big jugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of lager that is
Look forward to another "social"
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aka Bustylady40
Quote by breezer
Can't resist
Winding people up :twisted:
sex
a nice tight sexy arse on a man
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All of which can be managed here at SH! You're at the right place
(one quite tight and sexy arse here by the way :) )
My temptations?
Sex shops (like a sweetie shop for adults), just have to browse
Fishnet stockings/hold-ups, oh and PVC
Posh ice-cream (although allergy to cow's milk keeps that to an occasional thing unfortunately)
Chocolate, if I'm in the mood - quite like dark choc too
Sex, of course
Making a pun or innuendo (although I do try to avoid doing it too much.. well ok sometimes I try)
Damn - can't resist answering someone with a tight and sexy arse :twisted:
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Same for me - have had good and bad experiences with cybersex.
Must own up though - I have (in the past), been chatting to some bloke on MSN and typing what he wanted to read, but also at the same time been wetting myself laughing thinking what a sad git!!!! SORRY if it was you, as now i am enjoying the odd occasions of cybersex.
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Must own up though - I have (in the past), been chatting to some bloke on MSN and typing what he wanted to read, but also at the same time been wetting myself laughing thinking what a sad git!!!! SORRY if it was you, as now i am enjoying the odd occasions of cybersex.
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:) :D :lol: :o :) :D :lol: :o :) :D :lol: :o Best pressie for me was having all my family round me, getting totally drunk, and being serenaded by the gorgeous lead singer of the band I had playing at my party. Didn't really want anything inparticular but was spoilt rotten by family and friends. That was enough.
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Beat this people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bay City Rollers = was about 10 years old, they came on drunk, stayed on for an hour then disappeared (thankfully into oblivion)
Kajagoogoo = 19 years old and was the oldest one in the audience = all the little girlies were screaming for Limahl!! I wanted a paper bag for my head
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Bay City Rollers = was about 10 years old, they came on drunk, stayed on for an hour then disappeared (thankfully into oblivion)
Kajagoogoo = 19 years old and was the oldest one in the audience = all the little girlies were screaming for Limahl!! I wanted a paper bag for my head
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I've only been getting to know people the last 6 weeks or so and I am glad all the talk isn't sex. I have found in my time in the chatroom and the cafe that people on here are normal everyday people and not the sexaholics who would shag anyone, that I thought they would be (ok, we are all sexaholics, but you know what I mean!!!!)
Thank you for the warm and friendly welcome
I DO look forward to meeting somemore of you.
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Thank you for the warm and friendly welcome
I DO look forward to meeting somemore of you.
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Mmmmmmmm, tricky - Talk to GF and see how far she expects you to go with disciplining her children. I have 2 (all grown up now), but at the time it was hard biting my lip. Luckily their Dad jumped in before I could say anything!!!
Mind you stepdaughter has got her own back and is expecting her first baby in early July and just loves to tell me that I am going to be a Grannie at 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Luck
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Mind you stepdaughter has got her own back and is expecting her first baby in early July and just loves to tell me that I am going to be a Grannie at 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Luck
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Good questions1=BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eeek:
2= PrettyPollyPlopPlop
3= Daughter mimicking her Nanna this morning and telling me to get a move on
4= Bon Jovi - Living On A Prayer
5= Saying Goodnight to Boyfirend :inlove:
6= Mr Pink, Vibrator (Who now needs replacing!!! :shock: )
7= See some sunshine.
8= T Bone steak, well done, Onion rings, salad and chips.
9= Mollman :love: , Charlie Sheen, Dennis Bergkamp, Prince, Enrique, and of course Mr and Mrs NWC.
10- Clean puke from the mens toilets. :crazy:
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