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polly40
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I will certainly be trying, but if I get spares it will cost you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not money by the way evil
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I can only add to what everyone else has said and i applaud you for your bravery. I also applaud those that phoned for the police as I once witnessed a girl being beaten up outside my house by another woman. All the big brave men stood and watched as I phoned for the police. It was a sickening sight to see,God only knows what you feel inside. Hugs and kisses to you
Luv
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At least you've had a shag!! mad My man has gone off to a concert, so couldn't even stay over last night!! Damn I'm gagging for it.
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I joined SH as part of a couple and thought I would be ok - when it came near to our first actual swap, I backed out as I couldn't cope with the idea of him with another woman, plus when asked how he felt about me with another man he just said "ok", so it turned out he just needed an excuse to shag other women.
Now I have been to my first party, partnering someone I met through SH and my feelings were totally different. Watching him being given a blow job while I was being shagged by someone else was amazing.
Swinging is a very pleasurable experience, only if you both trust each other and equally want to enjoy it.
Good luck
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:45 pm Post subject: Re: AM I BEING A LAZY SOD ????
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polly40 wrote:
Confession time!!!!!!!
I have been sat here on a Sunday afternoon, chatting in the chatroom and not doing much else, whilst my Sister is doing a huge pile of ironing for me up at her house!!
Does this mean I am a lazy sod or do I have my priorities right????
Why is your sister doing your ironing? ask her if she would like to do mine while shes at it
I say if you can get away with doing sod all ...do it!!!!
My Sister has a strange liking for ironing, I myself hate doing it, hence the huge pile!!!!
Confession time!!!!!!! sad
I have been sat here on a Sunday afternoon, chatting in the chatroom and not doing much else, whilst my Sister is doing a huge pile of ironing for me up at her house!! redface
Does this mean I am a lazy sod or do I have my priorities right????
Anyone out there have any thoughts on the matter?
Look forward to your replies
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:silly:
Thanks to a great night at the Muttleys, I have recently recovered from a number 6!!! Was still being sick on the Sunday night - Memorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A lot of us are genuine, some maybe not so - Please remember that people on this site have to wary to begin with, as we don't know you are genuine!!!!!
While you are here - Have fun
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I always tell these people I have a poor credit rating and that it is not worth their while/They don't tend to want to know after that!!
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I agree with what everyone is saying about having witheld numbers barred, I have this through Telewest and it only costs £1 per month, plus I can switch it off and on as I please.
If you do find out who has done this this send him to a room full of SH women, who are brandishing tweezers and blunt instruments!!!! Doubt he will carry on worrying the cr** out of you then.
Luv
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, NICE CLEAN, SHAVEN BALLS.
BEATS SPENDING HALF THE TIME PICKING HAIRS OUT OF YOUR TEETH. biggrin
lUV
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So, if eating pineapple makes your cum taste of pineapple, why do some mens dicks taste of cheese????? Is this the same sort of thing????
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Does it matter if you are religious or not, afterall we are all human. Of course there are those that feel obliged to follow whatever faith and feel they are letting down all around them by having an alter ego which loves sex etc.
Good luck to those who are brave enough to follow their feelings and take on the onslaught.
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Welcome :high-smile: , Hope you have much fun, Enjoy, be good (well not that good), and :swingingchair: to your hearts content.
Luv
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I would also like to join in and say a huge "Thank You" to the Muttleys.
This was my first party and first "swing", I enjoyed myself immensely (hopefully not embarrasing myself along the way!!).
You all made me feel welcome and at ease, you lovely bunch of people.
Hope to see you all again soon
Love
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Please, Please give me more
Oh damn my batteries running low
To the shop I must go
Heard a funny story about someone who worked for the local hospital and had a very embarrassing visit to A&E, it involved an aerosol can and his bottom!!!!! Don't know if he still works there, maybe he is a health hazard as if he lets "rip" the whole place might go up!!!
:twisted:
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lol this sounds interesting!!!!! please may I join in? I want to ask a question as no-one has answered correctly yet.
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Must be an easier way to get rid of tongue fluff!!!!!!!!! biggrin
BANK Holiday Weekend -
Friday night - getting to know someone very up close and personal!!! biggrin
Saturday - Recovering from previous night wink
Sunday - BBQ, Come rain or shine oh and having a couple of beers
Monday - Listening to Preston North End get stuffed in play offs final (I live in hope).
God I hate Bank Holiday weekends
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:welcome: Oddjob.
New to this myself, but I think the natives are friendly ( In fact One of them definately is :shock: ) . Have Fun
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Hi All, Bustylady40, here
(different forum name due to previous login and I am too thick to change it)
First of all, "THANK YOU", to all those who have made me feel welcome in the chatroom.
I had an ad on as a couple, but due to him being a complete waste of space (sorry, I'm rambling), I am now all alone sad , but maybe not for long!
I am not going to state the obvious age and boob size, but I am a BBW who doesn't frequent gyms etc, I get enough exercise chasing child around!!
I am looking forward to hopefully putting faces to names and having some fun times.
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New to swinging couple would like to meet a couple who could ease them gently into the scene. man average build, girl "cuddly". North West area (Blackpool - Cheshire).
Boyfriend has suggested having "fun" with other people. I'm half and half. Sex driven side says YESSSSSSSS, sensible side saying "be careful, etc etc. Please help! xxx