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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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Quote by Tan--Kinky
I'm a bit over dressed for bar tending I have a picture sesh planned redface posh piccies though :rascal:

ohhh can't wait to see the results smile :bounce:
Quote by BIoke
.... yeah but just keep out of nola's rooms - we call her 'nola the tongue dreams' - she can lassoo a bull with it at 400 paces! :twisted:
Welcome and have fun :P x

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Welcome to the site. Hope you have fun. smile
Welcome wave Nola has given some good advice up there. Also think about asking for a mentor if you want someone to help you find your way round the site. Enjoy smile :bounce:
May be it's help yourself dunno As it's been sunny I think that Pimms is in order smile
Locking this as I don't think it's something to be discussed. Please PM the OP if you have any relevant advice.
Quote by Dirtygirly
Still... I can go home tonight and not go back over the door until Tuesday! The only problem is, I think my mojo has come back and I'm now rifling through the ads looking at big cocks and I suspect that's just a bigger torment! rolleyes
Filthy PM's welcomed! :rascal:

So long as you're happy to accommodate then you could be in for a fun weekend at home :twisted: wink
I normally order the same: dim sum with ginger and spring onion and then beef in blackbean sauce with soft noodles. On the odd occasion where I've ordered something else I'm always disappointed sad
Oddly enough even though I know what I'm ordering I still always get the menu out and have a look at it before I order despite knowing what I want dunno What's that all about dunno
Quote by Dirtygirly
I hope it hasn't got any pirates on board!

Why not? I could do with a bit of Devon1! :rascal:
I hope there is too :bounce: I do have a bit of a thing about pirates smile
Can I help Nola out with the jacuzzi please.....I'm working all weekend so need to have a chill out smile
I got the 503 message once earlier on but it has been fine for me apart from that.
My laptop's on a go slow too but I suspect that's because Easy's up to mischief on the computer upstairs :lol2:
Gulp redface lol :shock:
*PK looks for rabbit in headlights emoticon* confused :shock:
Thanks for the congrats everyone! I might be pretty quiet for a while until I've worked out what all these buttons do! confused
In the mean time if anyone wants me to practise my new buttons on them just let me know :lol2:
Big thanks to Missy for all of her hard work over the years kiss
Quote by Dawnie
Well almost, I am straight you know :smug:

So how do you explain snogging women then? :lol2: rotflmao
That doesn't surprise me one bit Nola but it still makes me chuckle rotflmao
As Nola said it's not the people who nip out for a pint of milk having put a coat on top of their jim jams or people giving someone a lift when you know that you won't be getting out of the car. It the people who wonder round in pink teddy bear PJ's with a fluffy dressing gown on top to go out shopping or just generally wondering around. Someone once tried to buy a house from me whilst wearing Pj's slippers and a dressing gown!
Bonkers! Just don't start me on the rollers thing too. :lol2:
Congrats to both.....hope you're getting to grips with your new buttons smile kiss
Quote by noladreams
Correct me if I'm wrong Mrs B, but I believe you are referring to the oddly obscene (imo) practice of blatantly wearing pyjamas outside... They are usually flannelette type - tartan or maybe covered in teddy bears or 'cute' kittens and usually accompanied by a full face of make-up, backcombed hair and Ugg-type boots.

Nola you've forgotten about Saturdays when they also team the look with oversized rollers!