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poshkate

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11 Aug 2013

I once had my car taken off me by a policeman redface

redface

he was very nice about the whole thing and rather than leaving me stranded without my car he said he'd give me a lift to where I was going (although he disappointingly wouldn't put the blue lights on for the ride) as we were driving along I realised I didn't have my seat belt on so had to try and surreptitiously put it on with out him noticing so he didn't try and do me for that as well lol

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on the journey I also managed to confess to him I had a habit of accidentally driving the wrong way down a one way street we went past :lol: I was single at the time and he was a bit of a fittie but I decided against seeing if he fancied a drink sometime in case I confessed to anything else :lol:

11 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
Just out of interest now that we've known each other so long, do you think of me as "Angel" first and convert it to my real name?
I did used to do this (with other people, not myself), but since coming back to the forum I've had to make a concerted effort to think about usernames because I'm so used to using real names now - but I do still answer to Angel, to the point that if someone says it, I turn to look (as you would if someone shouted your name in a supermarket or whatever)
I'm so tired, I have no idea if that waffle even makes sense!!

We have a few friends with the same first name as you so normally refer to you as AC (real name)

9 Aug 2013

I've not got changed from work yet so currently in a black dress, need to go and get my Jamie's on and get cosied up on the sofa smile

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8 Aug 2013

Hmm, well sticking with the BBT theme, hubby thinks I'm like penny, mostly down to my total lack of knowledge of anything science fiction or comic related. Actually we might as well add most films into that as well as I have the attention span of a goldfish. I mentioned this I front of friends recently hoping they would come to my defence, but they agreed with him confused

confused

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
The scary thing is, I knew it was Bloke after reading the first 2, despite him having a change of name

I got it from the avatar! Didn't even read the post! lol

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20 Jul 2013

Done lovely kiss

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20 Jul 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
Now they've let me out of the kitchen... I'll have a large one please!
And a glass of wine! :bounce::bounce::bounce:

If you've been baking again, I'm coming round! smile

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20 Jul 2013

Sarah, how are you quoting people before they have posted? That is too much for my brain to cope with dunno

dunno

20 Jul 2013

Quote by noladreams
I'd like a glass of the bubbly stuff please.

Ohh that sounds like a good plan :drinkies:

20 Jul 2013

Quote by MikeC
posh your to posh to get in the Jacuzzi. :twisted:

Surely you lot have work out by now I'm not really posh lol

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20 Jul 2013

Any room for a little one? Could do with a drink and a dip in the jacuzzi smile

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5 Jul 2013

Quote by Cubes
lilnfil thanx
OMG! poshkate ..............a mod ???? :sad:

She's not a real mod.... we just like to have her around to do the dusting in her French maid's outfit. :twisted:
I think I just got myself in some real trouble for that one! :giggle:
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4 Jul 2013

Lovely to see so many old names back, welcome back xx

23 May 2013

Star is currently on a 'break'. We don't discuss members while they are not here them selves.
If you wish to continue this conversation then please do so by PM.

6 May 2013

Ha ha, wasn't on the wine.....well not till later. Bloody auto correct!

5 May 2013

Quote by foxylady2209
I have given up on shaving. You shave, it grows. Usually you can feel the regrowth within an hour. As for the nasty little spots - ouch. By the time the spots have gone you might as well never have shaved. I trim, close and neat but no shaving.
I can't imagine it's physically possible to wax the more intimate bits. This skin is far too thin and moveable for that not to risk ripping the skin open. And imagining laying there with my feet in stirrups would remind me far to much of giving birth.

It can be done, you just been to find a good water to do and and be prepared to leave your dignity at the door! I go and see a lady called Jolene every 4 weeks, she charges 28 quid but drones an amazing job, it's a lot easier than faffing round with razors etc.

24 Mar 2013

Really sorry but it looks like we won't make this after all, hope you all have fun x

3 Mar 2013

Wowzers! What a lovely post :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think the ladies above have answered very well and very diplomatically so I'll not add anything apart from what is wrong with shopping at primark? I don't as I don't have one local but if we did I'd be there all the time smile

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most of my clothes come from the highstreet or supermarkets. I only make high end purchases for real classic pieces not for fashion wear.

27 Jan 2013

Welcome back wave

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19 Jan 2013

Welcome back wave

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13 Jan 2013

Got a bit here.

1 Jan 2013

Sounds god Will, although don't have all the ingredients, I'll have to wait for next weeks to see if I have the right stuff in! X

1 Jan 2013

Please can you PM details to either me or one of the other mods. You can also use the report this user button on the persons profile and put a report in through there.

28 Dec 2012

Sorry for you loss x

8 Dec 2012

Hope you're better soon xx

2 Dec 2012

Thanks NWC for another fab night, brilliant as always. Great tunes from philstar too, my legs are hurting from all the dancing xxx

1 Dec 2012

Taxi booked and dancing shoes at the ready, can't wait! :bounce:

30 Nov 2012

Gutted I missed it sad

sad

next time you do it PM me please and I'll pop in xx

30 Nov 2012

One more sleep :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

28 Nov 2012

Awww I'll be out then, can't you do it tonight? smile

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