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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
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Sex God
Quote by anaisAre you wearing a princess purple dress to go with it? :lol2:
woo hoo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I've had my hair done so just need to get my tan done tomorrow and decide what to wear then it's munch time :bounce:
oh and I now have purple hair :lol2:
If I can find one in Nottingham I will be :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Maybe I am missing something .............. BUT ...... most gym sauna's are for men and women?
The gym I go to has 2 ......... one for the boys and one for the girls!
Please ignore me if I am being a numpty! i.e. If I am answering a question that you haven't even asked ... just ignore me........ I am afraid its been a long day today!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I guess Sam that he's after a sauna for bi males........or that's what I read it as........I might have got it wrong too :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Juicyjo_76
I have been swinging for a year now and havent yet been tested...i suppose a mixture of "i'm ok i always use condoms" and that stupid fear of not wanting to find out. Thanks for this thread though...just seeing that so many people in couples as well go regularly to be checked was just the motivation i needed to get along to a clinic which i will be doing this week.
Thanks everyone
:thumbup: good for you juicyjo .....hope it all goes well for you
Sex God
I guess this is what you're looking for Dave 
1. You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos.
2. Half of the numbers on your cellphone are listed only by screen names. So true Laughing
3. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can't go out with them this weekend.
4. You have over 100,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica.
5. You know most of your friends' names only as couples (Rich and Joy, Frank and Jen) but you don't know their last names. Also true!
6. You go to a convention with three huge suitcases, yet are wearing the same outfit when you return as you did when you left.
7. You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person. Yup Laughing
8. You position the computer screen in your home office in such a way that your children can't possibly sneak up on you.
9. You can't remember the last time you had pubic hair.
10. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area.
11. You worry about explaining to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags and don't leave until Sunday afternoon...
12. You never open your garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed.
13. Your gynecologist wonders why you're asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy.
14. Your hot tub has never had a bathing suit worn in it.
15. Your sex toy collection costs more than your china set. Gets more use too! Twisted Evil
16. Your wife has a shirt that says: "I Like Girls Too."
17. You have a strippers pole in the middle of your den.
18. You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join your foursome.
19. The last thing you typically do at a party is search for your wife's thong.
20. You've hugged your friends goodnight while naked.
21. You hear the word "Playmate" and your first thought is not "Playboy"
22. The word "slut" has become a term of endearment.
23. You carry lube as often as lipstick.
24. Your choice in new carpeting is heavily based on which type won't give you rug burns.
25. You've taken your Liberator with you to a dinner party.
26. The term Vanilla isn't just a flavor to you anymore.
27. You have a full-length mirror in your bedroom... On your ceiling.
28. You are constantly encouraging your kids to spend the weekend at friends' houses.
29. You don't think twice about wearing a short skirt, high heels and fishnets when there is three feet of snow on the ground.
30. Your wedding reception has an after party.
31. You go to Las Vegas, but never gamble or leave the hotel.
32. You panic when your friend's digital camera goes missing.
33. You've invited friends over and watched porn.
34. You've invited friends over and made porn.
35. You've watched someone do a tequila shot off of your wife's bare ass.
36. Your friends know what brand of condom you prefer.
37. You wake up in the morning and find that half of the cloths on the floor don't fit you or your wife.
38. Your kids think it's normal for adults to have sleepovers.
39. A hot tub is considered a necessity not a luxury.
40. You believe in Unicorns... Because you've actually ridden one.
41. You leave the kids at home when you go to the toy store.
42. You've taken photos of yourself with your head out of frame; And it was on purpose.
43. You can't decide which of your three naughty schoolgirl outfits you should wear this weekend.
44. You always keep a supply of condoms, lube and clean hand towels by your bed... And your guest bed... And your couch in the living room.
45. The employees fight to take your order at the One Hour Photo.
46. You frequently use the term "Friends of friends" when explaining how you know certain people.
47. You know which of your outfits looks best under a black light.
48. You have an entire closet devoted just to themed outfits.
49. You place a want ad that reads: "Wanted: Reliable babysitter who is willing to stay till sunrise and doesn't ask any questions."
50. You ask the sales man at the furniture store which type of upholstery best repels semen stains.
51. The staff of Hedonism III sends you birthday cards.
52. You come home with that, "There's Something About Mary" hairstyle.
53. The babysitter wonders why you are always already wearing your full-length coat when she arrives.
54. In the gym shower you're the only guy with shaved balls.
55. You know the most flattering angle at which to photograph your genitals.
56. Half of your vacation photos were taken in your hotel room.
57. You have a free place to stay in almost all the fifty states and several cities in Europe.
58. You've closed your e-mails with "Bi Bi".
59. You can expertly identify the tactile differences between every type of breast implant ever created.
60. On Christmas, there are certain presents that can't be opened in front of your family.
61. You know exactly which of your friends are allergic to latex.
62. Your vanilla friends ask why they are never invited to your parties.
63. The movie "Swingers" was a huge disappointment to you.
64. It's an unwritten law that you can't call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m. so you don't wake them up.
65. You've become especially good at operating your digital camera with one hand.
66. At your "normal" parties no one can go into the basement because you're afraid someone will notice the sex-swing.
67. You're constantly afraid that visiting relatives will pop-in one of your home videos that you forgot to hide.
68. You make bets with other swinger friends about how long it will take to corrupt your cute vanilla girlfriend.
69. You're in a public place and you swear you hear someone shout your screen name.
70. Before introducing them to your visiting family, you pull your friends aside and say, "OK, here's how we know each other..."
71. You start having withdrawals after two days without internet access.
72. When someone asks where you're staying on your trip to Cancun, you pretend that you can't remember the name of the resort.
73. You ask a girlfriend to teach you: "That thing you do with your tongue that my husband enjoys so much."
74. In the middle of sex with your spouse, you ask someone else to take over for a minute while you go to the restroom.
75. You are more concerned about a pimple on your privates than on your face.
76. You come back from vacation and you have a tan, but no tan lines.
77. The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels.
78. All the men bring their wives to your bachelor party.
79. Making it an early night means getting home before 3 a.m.
80. You've handed out business cards to people, but the cards have nothing to do with your occupation.
81. Your sexual fantasies never last very long... Because they keep coming true!
82. You are hanging around vanilla friends and you absentmindedly squeeze their butts.
83. You erase your computer's browser history and cache every time you leave your office.
84. You buy lap dances for your wife... And vice versa.
85. You own a double-headed dildo.
86. You're still smiling on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night.
87. You're at the market, and the only things in your basket are condoms, breath mints and Red Bull.
88. On vacation you set aside time to stage a bunch of photos that are acceptable to show to your family.
89. After 25 years, people still ask if you're newlyweds.
90. You've had sex with more people since you've been married than you did when you were single.
91. Going to vanilla bars ranks right up there with a root canal.
92. The only time you go out with your vanilla friends is when you're on your period.
93. Your husband has lipstick on his collar and he smells like another woman's perfume and it brings a smile to your face.
94. On Monday morning you are glad to go back to work so you can get some rest.
95. You spend the whole week before your parents arrive calling all you friends telling them not to call your answering machine while your parents are in town.
96. You get really tired of not making it to McDonalds before they quit serving breakfast Sunday morning (on your way home).
97. You have an entire external hard-drive devoted to nothing but your party photos.
98. You spouse is having an orgasm, while you are busy in the other room discussing the stock market.
99. You spent twice as long on your online profile than you did on your resume.
100. If you are reading this and laughing because many of these describe you...
That's a pretty good sign that you are a swinger!
1. You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos.
2. Half of the numbers on your cellphone are listed only by screen names. So true Laughing
3. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can't go out with them this weekend.
4. You have over 100,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica.
5. You know most of your friends' names only as couples (Rich and Joy, Frank and Jen) but you don't know their last names. Also true!
6. You go to a convention with three huge suitcases, yet are wearing the same outfit when you return as you did when you left.
7. You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person. Yup Laughing
8. You position the computer screen in your home office in such a way that your children can't possibly sneak up on you.
9. You can't remember the last time you had pubic hair.
10. Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area.
11. You worry about explaining to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags and don't leave until Sunday afternoon...
12. You never open your garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed.
13. Your gynecologist wonders why you're asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy.
14. Your hot tub has never had a bathing suit worn in it.
15. Your sex toy collection costs more than your china set. Gets more use too! Twisted Evil
16. Your wife has a shirt that says: "I Like Girls Too."
17. You have a strippers pole in the middle of your den.
18. You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join your foursome.
19. The last thing you typically do at a party is search for your wife's thong.
20. You've hugged your friends goodnight while naked.
21. You hear the word "Playmate" and your first thought is not "Playboy"
22. The word "slut" has become a term of endearment.
23. You carry lube as often as lipstick.
24. Your choice in new carpeting is heavily based on which type won't give you rug burns.
25. You've taken your Liberator with you to a dinner party.
26. The term Vanilla isn't just a flavor to you anymore.
27. You have a full-length mirror in your bedroom... On your ceiling.
28. You are constantly encouraging your kids to spend the weekend at friends' houses.
29. You don't think twice about wearing a short skirt, high heels and fishnets when there is three feet of snow on the ground.
30. Your wedding reception has an after party.
31. You go to Las Vegas, but never gamble or leave the hotel.
32. You panic when your friend's digital camera goes missing.
33. You've invited friends over and watched porn.
34. You've invited friends over and made porn.
35. You've watched someone do a tequila shot off of your wife's bare ass.
36. Your friends know what brand of condom you prefer.
37. You wake up in the morning and find that half of the cloths on the floor don't fit you or your wife.
38. Your kids think it's normal for adults to have sleepovers.
39. A hot tub is considered a necessity not a luxury.
40. You believe in Unicorns... Because you've actually ridden one.
41. You leave the kids at home when you go to the toy store.
42. You've taken photos of yourself with your head out of frame; And it was on purpose.
43. You can't decide which of your three naughty schoolgirl outfits you should wear this weekend.
44. You always keep a supply of condoms, lube and clean hand towels by your bed... And your guest bed... And your couch in the living room.
45. The employees fight to take your order at the One Hour Photo.
46. You frequently use the term "Friends of friends" when explaining how you know certain people.
47. You know which of your outfits looks best under a black light.
48. You have an entire closet devoted just to themed outfits.
49. You place a want ad that reads: "Wanted: Reliable babysitter who is willing to stay till sunrise and doesn't ask any questions."
50. You ask the sales man at the furniture store which type of upholstery best repels semen stains.
51. The staff of Hedonism III sends you birthday cards.
52. You come home with that, "There's Something About Mary" hairstyle.
53. The babysitter wonders why you are always already wearing your full-length coat when she arrives.
54. In the gym shower you're the only guy with shaved balls.
55. You know the most flattering angle at which to photograph your genitals.
56. Half of your vacation photos were taken in your hotel room.
57. You have a free place to stay in almost all the fifty states and several cities in Europe.
58. You've closed your e-mails with "Bi Bi".
59. You can expertly identify the tactile differences between every type of breast implant ever created.
60. On Christmas, there are certain presents that can't be opened in front of your family.
61. You know exactly which of your friends are allergic to latex.
62. Your vanilla friends ask why they are never invited to your parties.
63. The movie "Swingers" was a huge disappointment to you.
64. It's an unwritten law that you can't call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m. so you don't wake them up.
65. You've become especially good at operating your digital camera with one hand.
66. At your "normal" parties no one can go into the basement because you're afraid someone will notice the sex-swing.
67. You're constantly afraid that visiting relatives will pop-in one of your home videos that you forgot to hide.
68. You make bets with other swinger friends about how long it will take to corrupt your cute vanilla girlfriend.
69. You're in a public place and you swear you hear someone shout your screen name.
70. Before introducing them to your visiting family, you pull your friends aside and say, "OK, here's how we know each other..."
71. You start having withdrawals after two days without internet access.
72. When someone asks where you're staying on your trip to Cancun, you pretend that you can't remember the name of the resort.
73. You ask a girlfriend to teach you: "That thing you do with your tongue that my husband enjoys so much."
74. In the middle of sex with your spouse, you ask someone else to take over for a minute while you go to the restroom.
75. You are more concerned about a pimple on your privates than on your face.
76. You come back from vacation and you have a tan, but no tan lines.
77. The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels.
78. All the men bring their wives to your bachelor party.
79. Making it an early night means getting home before 3 a.m.
80. You've handed out business cards to people, but the cards have nothing to do with your occupation.
81. Your sexual fantasies never last very long... Because they keep coming true!
82. You are hanging around vanilla friends and you absentmindedly squeeze their butts.
83. You erase your computer's browser history and cache every time you leave your office.
84. You buy lap dances for your wife... And vice versa.
85. You own a double-headed dildo.
86. You're still smiling on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night.
87. You're at the market, and the only things in your basket are condoms, breath mints and Red Bull.
88. On vacation you set aside time to stage a bunch of photos that are acceptable to show to your family.
89. After 25 years, people still ask if you're newlyweds.
90. You've had sex with more people since you've been married than you did when you were single.
91. Going to vanilla bars ranks right up there with a root canal.
92. The only time you go out with your vanilla friends is when you're on your period.
93. Your husband has lipstick on his collar and he smells like another woman's perfume and it brings a smile to your face.
94. On Monday morning you are glad to go back to work so you can get some rest.
95. You spend the whole week before your parents arrive calling all you friends telling them not to call your answering machine while your parents are in town.
96. You get really tired of not making it to McDonalds before they quit serving breakfast Sunday morning (on your way home).
97. You have an entire external hard-drive devoted to nothing but your party photos.
98. You spouse is having an orgasm, while you are busy in the other room discussing the stock market.
99. You spent twice as long on your online profile than you did on your resume.
100. If you are reading this and laughing because many of these describe you...
That's a pretty good sign that you are a swinger!
Sex God
Quote by H-x
But having heard myself on tape/video, my perception of my voice is deeper than it actually is, so if someone else heard the voice in my head they'd probably not recognise it as me, which would probably be for the best
I'm the same.....it always surprises me when I hear my own voice on anything like an answerphone. My voice sounds a lot deeper in my head than the squeeky voice that I've heard on tape :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by razor_wire
not a solution to get rif of it, but try Yves Saint laurent touche eclat, cost £25 but OMG a wonder coverup, does wonders for lines n dark areas as well, i lovvvvvvve the stuff xxj
that's good for dark circles but it's not that good as a cover up as it works by reflecting light rather than covering up as such. For cover up the best one I've found is the Estee Lauder one. I can't tell you what it's called as I've had mine years and all the writings worn off :lol2: but it really is good. I used to use it for covering up a scar on my face untill I became less paranoid about it. It's expensive but lasts for ages as you only need to used a tiny bit.
As for getting rid of spots the best thing I've found is Keils drawing paste which will shrink a spot over night, you can buy it in SpaceNK apothecary for about 12 quid. If you don't want to spend that much the best alternative is good old sudocream.......just pop a blob of it on the spot before you go to bed and it'll dry it out by the morning and make it less inflamed so you can cover it up more easily.
Sex God
Quote by Ian
However, no matter how we play, how many of us out there can actually say, hand on heart, with a certificate dated in the last six months, that we are completely clean of any
Didn't actually get a certificate to frame and mount on the wall above the fireplace, But I did phone for my results that were all clear. (3 months ago)
So yes, I can say I'm clean.
Ian
but that's 3 months ago.....what about now?
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm surprised you haven't changed your avatar yet Mrs :lol2:
She's waiting for the kids to help her operate the computerator thingy wotsit, far too complicated
ohhh she's going to kill you when she see that....:lol2:
or actually when the kids let her on the 'puter and tell her about it
Sex God
With hotels you have to remember that most of the staff work shifts so the evening staff won't know who has checked in during the day etc. So just tell you friend where the lifts are in the hotel....and they can just walk straight past reception and into the lift as if they are staying there. To be honest most hotel staff don't care who comes in or out of the hotel so long as no one is causing any trouble. If they do get stopped they can just say they are just dropping something off for a friend/colleague etc.
As for leaving just drop the key off at reception and walk off......If you feel you need to explain yourselves just say that you've had an emergency and need to leave.....or something like that.
Most hotel staff have seen it all.......and won't blink an eyelid at you having a friend in you room. As meaty said it's only normally a problem getting into hotels late at night in city centres......in which case just think up a cover story or one of you can meet your guest outside and then walk them in.
As for leaving just drop the key off at reception and walk off......If you feel you need to explain yourselves just say that you've had an emergency and need to leave.....or something like that.
Most hotel staff have seen it all.......and won't blink an eyelid at you having a friend in you room. As meaty said it's only normally a problem getting into hotels late at night in city centres......in which case just think up a cover story or one of you can meet your guest outside and then walk them in.
Sex God
Quote by Plimboy
I can see where you are coming from, Kentswingers.
I feel that there would have been no harm in letting that thread stand, and people who wanted to could have posted in it, people to whom it was very old hat could have ignored it.
However!
The mods do a hard, time consuming, responsible job for zero pay.
Because of this, my philosophy is that if I disagree with something a mod has done, I usually accept it, and move on. I wouldn't have posted on this topic if you hadn't raised the subject.
I wouldn't do the job, and I'm just really grateful that others will.
Whatever decisions they take in that job, are fine by me.
The fact that moderators are not paid, doesn't mean they should be above critism.
Plim
everyone is allowed freedom of speech here....and of course you are entitled to criticize the mods and admin if that is how you feel. If you have a complaint put in a support ticket or PM a mod.
they all do a lot of work for the site....most of which is unseen to us regulars, but they are often busy in the background while we are all playing
personally I think they do a good job. ok, sometimes a thread gets locked due to the fact it's been done before......but generally that's if it's been done in the last few days so no point in having the whole of the cafe full of timewaster threads etc etc etc
there are loads of threads in the forum right now that have been done before.......they've not been locked due to the fact it's been a while since they've been done.
certain topics come up everyday and start to 'clutter' up the forum so some get locked and some are allowed to run.
or that's how I've always thought it worked
