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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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I got 75% and I'm a 'Stress Head' apparently confused
Think I need a bit of de-stressing smile
Quote by jaymar
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Hello and welcome to the forums wave
not sure what you're looking for but maybe it might be worth asking for a mentor........the thread is stickied at the top of this forum. They'll be able to help you to sort out your profile etc.
Hope that helps and you have fun on the site. smile

I second this although didn't know you could get a mentor?
To be fair tho you have only been here a week you say but you do have to have a little patience and maybe if you chatted a bit more in either the chatrooms or forums you may get to know people and arrange meets that way?
There is a thread stickied in the cafe for mentors........so it's quite easy for newbies to find if they want to.
Some people like that chatroom, others used the forum or the photo adds. Decide for you what works best. lol
rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Hello and welcome to the forums wave
not sure what you're looking for but maybe it might be worth asking for a mentor........the thread is stickied at the top of this forum. They'll be able to help you to sort out your profile etc.
Hope that helps and you have fun on the site smile
Quote by meat2pleaseu
No.....a lady can never have to many shoes.......just hide them better, or when you buy them find a way to sneak them into the house so he doesn't see and then when he asks if they're new you can tell him you've had them for ages :lol2:

I knew you'd be in here, you're obsessed woman lol
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
No.....a lady can never have to many shoes.......just hide them better, or when you buy them find a way to sneak them into the house so he doesn't see and then when he asks if they're new you can tell him you've had them for ages :lol2:
Quote by Shireen
Thanks Mallock....you clever man.

Fer gawd sakes dont tell him that PK rolleyes He is bad enough as it is :giggle: bolt
redface can we pretend I didn't say it :lol2:
That sounds lovely Splendid. I'm out for a mate birthday on Sat night, so I'm looking forward to the extra hour in bed. smile
Quote by Mallock2006
Go to your My Friends section(on the right hand side of the page) and add their name to your list and then click Contact Member.

Thanks Mallock....you clever man. I've been trying to think of a way to get round the search button not working all weekend and couldn't think of anything redface
Thanks to all who came in.....had a good giggle! smile
Looks like that's the last time I'm hosting so hopefully someone else will open up in future. biggrin
woo hoo :bounce: Wiiiiillllllllllllsss kiss
a glass of Sauvingon would be lovely thank you Sir kiss
Quote by Jags
Is the wine out the window then - are we drinking beer this weekend because of the rugby?

Bloody hope not! mad
Sauvigon Blanc anyone... hurry hurry!
Well as we seem to be missing a bar man this evening, I'll go and fetch us a bottle......anyone else want a glass of vino ? smile
Quote by LondonPlaything
i may pop in in a post-pizza daze... if thats allowed?
lp

So long as you don't get giddy and knock over the furniture.....I know what you're like after you've had pizza :lol2:
woo hoo.......perving men an shorts....I love it. :lol2:
Don't know the rules.....but that doesn't matter :lol2:
Now I just need a glass of vino and I'll be happy! smile
Anyone fancy a chat tonight.....looks like I'm home alone this evening so will open up at about 8 ish for anyone who fancies a natter smile
I'll let you know which server when I've opened it and PM those that have asked.
See you all later kiss
I'm sure I've seen it mentioned before that people think more goes on up North than elsewhere. I'm not sure if that is the case, maybe some scientific research is needed into this :lol2: I don't think I can really comment much on this, being a northerner myself, but personally I have noticed that the cities in the north tend to be closer together than down South, so I wonder if that has any imput in things.
Good post though....sorry I haven't really answered you......but my theory works in my head at least lol
Quote by lilacgem_vert2go
Does your bathroom give away secrets?
Do all swingers have pot plants in their bathroom?
We have a Yukka & a fern in ours biggrin
LG

It's very bad feng shui to have plants or any sort of ornament in your bathroom.
Toilets should be kept clean and tidy but do not decorate them with plants, flowers, pictures or any other sort of decorative item. Toilets are bad news when it comes to feng shui, but the disruptment can be minimised. Keep the toilet lid down at all times and the door shut. Filling it with good luck symbols such as ornaments etc. actually makes it become a symbol of misfortune as the yin energy is so malignant and inauspicious.
So all in all....not a good idea to have plants etc. in the toilet. Also it's very good to have a bright light directly outside the toilet door, and to paint the toilet door red as this enhances the yang and offsets the yin of the toilet. biggrin
My sister keeps telling me to join and goes on about how good it is. Plus a few friends have sent me links to join their pages etc. I've not had a proper look at it really but I'm sure at some point I'll succumb to joining......but for now I'm holding out. I've been told it's very addictive and I haven't got time for another site as well as the ones i already use.
Sorry to hear about that Lost, but it does seem to occur quite often at that time of night, I used to put it down to it being pub closing time but I guess I can't say that now the closing times have all changed lol Normally though I've found that if you just weather it out, they soon get bored and go elsewhere and the room can return to normal.
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
confused ?
I am lost lol
Tony wink

me too Tony.....but there again there's nothing new there redface :giggle:
Quote by firelizard
And!!! I wrote Blue Peter a letter about how me and my sis were looking after two fox cubs and they sent be a Blue Peter Badge!!

You have a Blue Peter badge!!! I'm jealous sooo Fire....I've always wanted one sad I used to write in all the time but never got one evil I think I might go and make something now and send it in and see if I can get a badge lol
oh and while I'm on the topic, Jim 'll fix it....never replied to any of my letters either.....what a waste of time and effort evil :lol2:
Quote by Mallock2006
I currently have:
Spare pair of shoes
Hard hat
Rigger boots
Hi vis coat
Golf umbrella
normal umbrella
3 cushions
a mirror
a jumper
some drill bits
a couple of sign boards
and a load of cable ties
I'm sure there's probably more than that but that's just what I can think of off the top of my head lol

:lol2:
I can just imagine PK wearing those :lol2:
smackbottom
I'll show you them sometime if you like lol
Everyones got as much right to be here as anyone else, so don't worry about it. I've been told tonight that if I'm only here for the social side of things then I should go elsewhere confused That was after sending a polite no thanks message to an unsolicited PM. I wasn't going to even reply to it in the first place but I must have been in a good mood earlier and so thought i'd be nice and he got all sarcy on me....ya just can't win
evil lol
rotflmao
Missy (and Fire) I love you both :lol2: if only because you do more blonde things than I do :lol2:
I currently have:
Spare pair of shoes
Hard hat
Rigger boots
Hi vis coat
Golf umbrella
normal umbrella
3 cushions
a mirror
a jumper
some drill bits
a couple of sign boards
and a load of cable ties
I'm sure there's probably more than that but that's just what I can think of off the top of my head lol