Quote by noladreams
Young gay blokes start coming out with alarming things like 'I like older men'

Quote by Dawnie
I've just learnt long division while Ian was going over it with one of the kids
Every days a school day :bounce:

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I'm sure I've got this in y diary as 21st Dec 2012........must have got it wrong :lol2:

Quote by Funlovers2009
A couple of days ago, I gave up a couple of hours of my time to help a random stranger who needed to improve her maths for a job she had applied for. I just got a text to say that she passed and has got the job!! :bounce:

Quote by earthchild
yep thats the one was for my nephew he is 2 on 25th lol but baby no 5 on the way for end june so may finish for then and put all 5 names on, theres another one in the box i started about 12 yrs ago lol!

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picked up and did some more of the cross stitch that was supposed to be finished two years ago

Quote by Dawnie
I cleared out the top of my wardrobe and binned some clothes which needed doing for ages. Now my shoes and boots are all lined up in tidy clear plastic boxes and so much easier to find

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is it me or is the site going downhill?

Quote by tweeky
An interesting reminder of how the press like to portray us and how the public like to read it. This couple were obviously a bit to out front with what they were doing. If you host 48 hour sex parties at your house that all the neighbors know about then you cant really complain when rumors go around or it ends up in the local rag. By all means do what ever you want to do but keep it out of other peoples faces. Sadly I think it matters not if you keep things to yourself of not as far as the press are concerned If they catch you at it and its a news story it wont matter if you have been private or doing it in the high street.

Quote by Dave__Notts
Driving in car towards work, concentrating on the road, thinking of meeting, eyes darting everywhere because it is rush hour. Head getting overloaded, concentration narrows the eyes and go onto autopilot for directions on how to get to work.
Take the junction for the motorway, traffic thins out and body starts to relax........it is the peaceful bit of the journey in. Look in the rear view mirror and see two pairs of eyes looking back at me. I have only just noticed them. They are attached to two small bodies that are sat in silence.
:doh: Drop the kids off at school first you fecking numpty
Dave_Notts

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yes... I have wine and gin :D

Quote by dsfrancetoo
yep its normally crap tv but then this sunday itv3 was a programme called aberts memorial starring david jason
just my opinion but it was brilliant (what a refreshing change for tv)

Quote by Dino
Lets say you saw me and dave notts trying to walk ten feet along the high street with a penny balanced on our foreheads, trying to avoid dropping it and the first to do it wins yeh...now its not exactly wholly absorbing or engrossing stuff is it? youd most likely walk past thinking "daft sods"

Quote by deancannock
each to their own:
I love x factor...and yipee I'm a celebrity is back.
At a week-end I do not want to tax me grey matter...I just want to kick off me socks and chill with a glass of rose wine and a few crisps !!!!