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14 Jul 2006

right.......as the lovely darkfire wants something to debate........i think i'll start this one.......
my sexuality.........i describe myself as bi curious.........i am in no ways curious about being with a woman as i've been there on many occaisions.........
i class myself as bi curious as i would only ever have a reletionship ( and by this i mean in the partner sense) with a man.......and i would never have the same sort of relationship with a woman ( although that is not discounting having an on going relationship with a woman)
i feel that as i wouldnt ever have a woman as a girlfriend i cant really describe myself as bi sexual as to me the term means that u would have a full relationship with either sex
discuss lol

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14 Jul 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
:giggle: I am making room for him as I type
Sheddy!!!!!!!! Pack your bags hun you are coming to Wolverhampton :giggle:

he's fast asleep snoring now...............so i'll just pack them for him.........washbag, boxers and a few teeshirts............sorted.......... lol

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13 Jul 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Clearing my PM box as I type :giggle:

well its going to take me at least all weekend to compile the list...........but i'll have it on your desk for monday morning...........so u can have him anytime after that......... lol

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i cant wait for the peace and quiet!

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Kate I will give it a go just for you hun PM me a list of things that you want him trained in :giggle:

well i hope u've got plenty of room in ur pm box as this is gonna be one long long list....... lol

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13 Jul 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
:lol2: Want me to train him for you Kate??? :giggle:

u can try shirleen.........but its a tough job
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not really he's perfect just as he is!

13 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
you and steve need a lodger I'm fully house trained

thats a lie for a start rolleyes

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12 Jul 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
The chatroom was like a bad date tonight earth... I chased it around for an hour and still got dumped!
Night x

don't...............well i think u did better than me anyhow.............

12 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
:doh: I knew i'd forgot something :cry: :cry:

you are in soo much trouble young man............ wink

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12 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
:doh: I knew i'd forgot something :cry: :cry:

you are in soo much trouble young man............ wink

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12 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
From what I can gather - you both have a very young child and she has now returned to work - may be she is just as she says.......... tired

exactly.............so why not try talking to her........or even arranging for someone too look after your kids so u can have a bit of time alone..........or even just giving her a massage sometime and talking to her about how u feel.........

12 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Its most probably the hair is tangled together more without conditioner. With conditioner is all tangle free so the loose ones fall out

yeah i think thats probably the case............still its a pain having to empty out the shower all the time........it was a nightmare when i was at uni i lived with three other girls and all of us had long hair.........the shower was constantly blocked as all of us hated emtpying it......
i think though your hair must grow back at the same rate as it falls out though as mine doesnt seem to be getting any thinner........its even worse when i have extensions in my hair then it just falls out continually and everything turns out covered in hair........its a nightmare confused

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12 Jul 2006

eurghhhhhhh................

11 Jul 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
plus to be honest.. why do you need to whisper in the first place if you have never spoken to the person before???????

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also just to add a thought.........have a think about the single women in the chat rooms and how many whispers they get........then u might realise why people dont like them....... lol

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10 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Indeed.
more lucky than I could ever express on here PK

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thats all i can say xx

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Blimey, parenting, what a nightmare!

yeah its difficult but everyday remember how lucky u are to have ur daughter........

10 Jul 2006

no

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10 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
like I cant skinflint over her education.

so don't......
if u feel that this school of teaching is best for ur child go for it...........ok its expensive but you'll find a way to do it........at the end of the day its about doing the best for our kids not whats best for us............how ever much it costs u.....at the end of the day its ur childs education.......

10 Jul 2006

and bravo to markz............. :thumbup:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by jomu
As the notice in the GUM clinic says: When you have unprotected sex you're not only having sex with that person, you're having sex with all the previous partners that person has had. And all the partners they had as well.
No sex is safe now, unless you're in a one-to-one relationship and are both "faithful" (?)

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10 Jul 2006

we'll pop in in a bit hun........ smile

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10 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
it was his fault.......
the other day sheddy turned up here just as i was tidying up......i was in just about to empty an ashtray (actually his special one) when he arrived........i was also cooking at the time....but had moved above mentioned ashtray onto the worktop by the bin ready to empty it (leaving another one on the coffee table).......so sheddy makes himself comfortable whilst i carry on cooking......
about 5 mins later i suddenly smell burning.......so i asked him if he could smell it too.....he can smell it too so i ask him what he did with the ciggerette he was just smoking..........he tells me he put it in the ashtray.......
so i look in the ashtray........no cig end there.......so i turn round to the kitchen to see smoke coming out of the cupboard where the bin is......
turns out rather that putting his cig out in the empty ashtray on the coffee table he'd put it into the one i'd moved so i could empty it and as he didn't put it out properly i'd promply put the whole lot into the bin which was now on fire....
so i think we can all agree that the fire incedent was sheddys fault not mine!

Now for the true version...................
I turn up at posh HQ but find no posh, so I wait in the car outside bearing in mind it apears it's written into the morgage agreement round here that you have to drive a black new Audi I stand out like a sore thumb in a red Ford 4x4 and being overlooked by balconys and windows with the purpose of being cool in mind I light up a fag. My better half promptely turns up so inside we go eager for my greeting I place my unfinished ciggie in the ashtray however I forgot that kate and the letters OCD go hand in hand she can move shoes and tidy things away from right in front of me with out me noticing.
So after said greeting I sit back with a drink having forgot about my cigarette for some reason :grin: My better half is busy in the kitchen when we both smell smoke she instantly asks me what i've done (remember my Frank Spencer syndrome) nothing is my reply, then it occurs to me about my discarded fag and I rush to the cuboard houseing the bin to be greeted by a wall of smoke :shock:
Posh runs around the flat shouting my bins on fire, my bins on fire rolleyes

rolleyes

I remove the fist sized bag of rubbish dowse under a tap and panic over biggrin

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To stop the place smelling of burnt paper I then rebag it and take it outside to the bin and place it in said bin strangely enough next to a burnt grill pan with bits of the plastic handle melted to it............now I won't tell you what flat the grill pan came from but i'm sure you can guess lol

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So as you can tell the lady is jinxed so how can blame be placed at my feet wink

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Balls wrong account .............. sheddy redface

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10 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well we had a power cut Saturday night.

dont start me on powercuts..........last time i had one it turned out with me locked out of my flat with shampoo still in my hair........(long story) redface

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10 Jul 2006

Quote by lilnfil
pk.... that's not a blonde moment, that's a white malteser moment
that's meant in a nice way, they're nice as well
lil xx

aww thanks hun kiss

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10 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Something that quite frankly (knowing her well) doesn't suprise me

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Now tell them about the great fire of Manchester the other night hun lol

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and in about 60 mins time i'll give them the true version as i'm sure you'll blame it all on me kiss

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it was his fault.......
the other day sheddy turned up here just as i was tidying up......i was in just about to empty an ashtray (actually his special one) when he arrived........i was also cooking at the time....but had moved above mentioned ashtray onto the worktop by the bin ready to empty it (leaving another one on the coffee table).......so sheddy makes himself comfortable whilst i carry on cooking......
about 5 mins later i suddenly smell burning.......so i asked him if he could smell it too.....he can smell it too so i ask him what he did with the ciggerette he was just smoking..........he tells me he put it in the ashtray.......
so i look in the ashtray........no cig end there.......so i turn round to the kitchen to see smoke coming out of the cupboard where the bin is......
turns out rather that putting his cig out in the empty ashtray on the coffee table he'd put it into the one i'd moved so i could empty it and as he didn't put it out properly i'd promply put the whole lot into the bin which was now on fire....
so i think we can all agree that the fire incedent was sheddys fault not mine!

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden

Are we twins?
And I though sheddy was bad.... how do the pair of you manage?!

i think we must be.....
and honestly i don't know how we manage but i can tell u there are some very comical moment while he's round here! lol

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10 Jul 2006

don't worry about it maz..........i have blonde moments all the time........sheddy calls them my blondisms...........apart from asking stupid questions all the time (some of u know the sort of things i ask but i'm not going to admit them on here redface

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) i do far too many daft things.....
normally i manage to keep my blondness undercontrol at work .....but today i decided to go for a walk round site (yes worryingly i get let loose unsupervised on building sites) so i get my safety gear on and go for a wonder round to see how everything getting on.....everythings going fine......so i decide to pop into the site office for a brew......now for some unknown reason some clever person decided to carpet.........yes carpet the site office so i have to take my boots off to go in.......so i have a brew and a bit of banter with the lads....then decide its about time i pottered off and did some work......put boots back on and tootle back up site to my office........as i'm walking along i notice a few of the lads giving me slightly odd looks, but think nothing of it and carry on.........it was only when i got back to my office that i looked down to see that i'd put one of my boots on (size 5) and one of my site managers (size 12) no wonder i was getting odd looks.....its looked as if one of my feet was twice as big as the other...... redface

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and to make it worse i then had to walk all the way back to retrieve my boots by which point lads had realised what i'd done and were all rolling round the office laughing at me! redface

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9 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
The England Football and Rugby teams.. all at once.. too much lager and not enough women to go around :rascal:

is that u on the avatar bloke......looking hot.....GGGGRRRRRR lol

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and sheddy says redface

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9 Jul 2006

Right we've logged out and back in again so this is definitely my (kate) account lets see if I still have that shed when I post now sad

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9 Jul 2006

welcome back hun from both of us
make sure u invite us to the house warming! lol

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7 Jul 2006

blimey its quiet in here tonight.......but if the bars still open.....i'll have a dry white wine...... lol

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