( for which I apologise )sorry to hear that sassy :cry: .........come over to my table and have a glass of vino
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poshkate
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
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Quote by lets_kiss
lol
:shock:
ok here the perspective of 1 female on dirty talk
I'm not much into dirty talk I think its a matter of that rhymn
boys like frogs snails & puppie dogs tails
girls like sugar spice & all thats nice
what gets me turned on is respecting & worshipping the opposite sex like a devotee. seeing men as gentlemen who are handsome & kind like lord yin & lady yang, venus & eros..in other words all that sugar n spice stuff.
Nothing turns me off more than being called a slut whore whos gagging 4 it & needs a cock in her mouth & fucking hard like the biatch she is. Its like an icey cold shower. It would take me at least a week to get horney again if someone said that to me.
What turns me on is when a man is kissing me all over my body & then does oral & i think to myself 'its very kind of him to do this to me. What have i done to deserve such a beautiful kind thing from such a handsome man. Im so lucky'
everyone is turned on by different things.....something you might find offensive might be erotic to others......
as for what boys and girls like.......u can't tell what people like purely from their sex.......thats just mad!
some boys like boys......
some boys like girls.......
some girls like boys.......
some girls like girls......
some boys like girls and boys.....
some girls like boys and girls
and both boys and girls like even more boys and girls to play with
some like talking dirty.......some don't...........its the way the world works!
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sorry - I closed the room when it was invaded by the "Get your Tits out " Brigade!!!
It had served it's purpose by then !
thats a shame.......it seemed like a nice room when i was there.......
anyway i'm glad it s not just my blondeness stopping me from geting in!
Sex God
Quote by karl74
never food stuffs,but felllas, take heed!! never forget to wash your hands before your next visit to the little boys room after applying deep heat!!! an hour laid in the bath ensued!!!!
brings tears to my eyes just remembering!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:upset: :upset: :upset:
and girls......remember not to use bee sting lip gloss before performing oral sex.......your partner will not apprieciate it!
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
HEY
where's my credit note mr sheddy!
I Mr Sheddy do promise to pay the bearer of this note the value of one tatty old shed
:thumbup: Please note all payment must be in kind and no cash alternative is offered :twisted:
now then mr sheddy.......after what i sent u earlier i think i deserve better than that!
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You'll love it Kate, had a gift flight voucher thing for a birthday present. It's a top laugh but taxiing down the runway i must have looked like i'd been drinking all night from the way i was weaving left and right. but once i got up the it was such a rush and flying through clouds will scare the crap out of you
i will have a full report on your desk by the following morning captain!
Sex God
well after making my new years resolution to learn to fly (something i've wanted to do for years!) i have finally booked my first lesson, (so stay well away from barton airfield on monday morning!)
anyway i thought there may be a few others on here who have neglected their new years resolutions. so if u didn't stick to your new years resolutions now's the time to start again, post it on here and we can all help each other out with them!
anyway i thought there may be a few others on here who have neglected their new years resolutions. so if u didn't stick to your new years resolutions now's the time to start again, post it on here and we can all help each other out with them!
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
sheddy sold it to me as my flat is falling down around me as we speak, so he did the gentlemanly this and helped out a damsel in distress!
i might consider sharing it with him thou, if he asks nicely!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A bloody good solution if you ask me
:twisted:well u need to ask first, i didn't say i definately would!
