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purplemonkey
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarg why is purplemonkey calling you sugar wink lol

dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Can't work out if he is calling me Sugar or Cheeky Chimp, or if I should be offended!! confused :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
ffs............sugar in your tea...
you cheeky chimp
After an invite like that, how can i refuse minxy?
I would love to attend your party..........
if its fancy dress.......i better start looking for a purple, monkey suit right away
Quote by princess pussy
It might have something to do with the fact that you couldn't decide whether you were a monkey or a fowl the other night
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Only joking hun. Obviously he/she wants to be as popular as you!!!!! cool

Thanks hun,
but am i popular???
yesssssssss i am pmsl
Quote by Sgt Bilko
who is this imposter???
where did he come from??
i am purplemonkey!!!!

All we need now is for Cheeky Chimp to arrive and then we can have a tea party!! confused :?
i think you've already arrived..
sugar???
i agree that they have not done anything wrong, per se
but i wonder why they chose that name?
is it that they want to impersonate me, or just a coincidence?
hey peeps,
i just logged in to find, someone has registered a nick name almost identical to mine.
i would like to point out to people who know me that. iam purplemonkey, not purple_monkey..
i dont know who he/she is, and why the nick has been chosen.
i would appreciate he/she to pm me so we can sort somethingout.
am i being childish, or is this a real concern???
i feel that people might think they are talking to me when the actually are not.
thanks
the one and only..........and very orignal.... Purplemonkey
Thankyou everyone who has replied, i will take all your advice, and hopefully be able to pluck up the courage to broach the subject.
i will take it easyand not push my gf into anything, she does not want.
i am hoping she too wants to try it, but like me is scared to bring up the subject.
we have a good relationship together and i will not jepordise it for anything.
well wish me luck, i think i am ready to talk to her now after reading what you guys have posted.
Now where did i put those "bravery pills"
purplemonkey
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Going from my past experience i would suggest to anyone who is going into a new relationship who was a swinger and would like to carry on to be open from the start and tell their new partner str8 away that way its upto them what they choose to do, bit tricky now tho, i have been there myself but i guess i was one of the lucky ones who hubby came round to the idea and now is a bigger teat than me lol not everyone will warm to it the same tho.

its not really a good idea to tell a prospective boy/girlfriend you swing or have done in the past, i would think they would run a mile surely, unless they have done similar themselves
Hope fully i will also be a "lucky one" too
but thats my point, if you want to carry on swinging isn't it best to tell them upfront so they can run a mile b4 you get to close?
If you ask her now and she runs a mile it will be much worse

very true i have fecked up, but we will see. if not i'm ok with it if yes, i'm over the moon
Quote by fem_4_taboo
one of the best ways is to just ask, maybe if you come from the angle that youd like to see her with another guy??
another way is if you watch porn together then get one with swinging in ti and say that seems fun?
end of day if its not her thing then thats that. if it is be careful its something that you do really want with her and you dont get mixed up, youve only swung as a single guy so far.
good luck
xx lou xxx

mixed up with what??
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Going from my past experience i would suggest to anyone who is going into a new relationship who was a swinger and would like to carry on to be open from the start and tell their new partner str8 away that way its upto them what they choose to do, bit tricky now tho, i have been there myself but i guess i was one of the lucky ones who hubby came round to the idea and now is a bigger teat than me lol not everyone will warm to it the same tho.

its not really a good idea to tell a prospective boy/girlfriend you swing or have done in the past, i would think they would run a mile surely, unless they have done similar themselves
Hope fully i will also be a "lucky one" too
Quote by Kit
It's not about 'telling' at all Purple, it is about talking and understanding and honesty and both wanting the same thing - they all go hand in hand in my opinion.
Take the time to tell her what you want and take the time to listen to what she wants, if it doesn't match then, forget it. If it does - enjoy wink

maybe i worded it wrongly, i wouldnt just tell her i did put tell/ask.
but i agree with what you put thankyou
Quote by Phire
Be bloody careful!
And you can't tell her to do it! (unless she's v v v v v sub!)

i am being careful thats why i chicken out everytime i pluck up the courage.
Hi,
i am looking for advice on how to tell / ask my girlfriend that i want us to start swinging with other couples.
i have had a swinging relationship with a couple, as a single guy in the past. And have been to clubs too.
Now i would like to swing with her, and i am finding it difficult to bring up the subject.
Any advice is appreciated.
i did think about just swinging as asingle, but dont want to cheat on her, and i think i would have ten times more fun if she was involved.
well thanks for now.
purplemonkey.
Quote by onlyme1981
I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year) redface

Beach sex is good but the sand gets everywhere....and I mean everywhere :shock:
I've always wanted to do it under a waterfall....no idea why!
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The scene in Cocktail comes to mind
is this the reason???
are you a secret tom cruise fan lol
Hmmmmmmmm...........tough one
so many to choose from.........
Well Kylie and Danni Minogue for deffo.
and...............................
sophie Rainsworth (i think thats her name) BBC Newsreader
and for a male...... i dunno, howabout Mr Muscle..... i would look damn good next to him
OMG,I am a fool, please forgive this newbies mistake.
my wishlist has been submitted with one obvious error
and i wold like to rectify it now
my wishlist would also include:
Tabbi : Hot,HotHot......need i say more?
i would also like to reserve the right to add more to this list as i meet new people.
i would also like to state i m not greedy, i am just a very horny monkey. lol
Ermmmmmm well, as a newbie to the site, i havent really got to know many peeps.
and therefore they dont know me.
i have , since joining ,used the chatroom quite a bit. Well a lot actually, i never seem to be out the fecking thing.
i have chatted to quite a lot of nice people, and seen some nice adds.
so here is my swinging wishlist so far: (in no particular order)
Biwelshminx: well she is hot
mr&mrsbedz: she is filthy when drunk (sorry i hope you dont mind me saying that)
sierra: cos she seems a challenge
onlyme1981:her avatar caught my attention, and her personality got me hooked....indeedy!! ( permanently confused, thats her)
Thankyou DreamerHelen,
you have made my day.
i am counting the days til i meet all you nutters.
Yeahhh lets party,
But please remember no kicking or spanking the Monkey!!!
personaly i always found tatoos a turn off, until my now ex wife got one of a butterfly she designed on the small of her back. it was very tasteful and very sexy.
what i cant understand is all these people with cartoon character tatoos, what is that all about??
tribal tattoos look good on men but too many or too big looks foolish in my eyes
but each to there own i guess.
it would be a boring place if we were all the same
and you never know i might get one, if i wasnt such a wuss...pmsl
omg thankyou so much for that. i havent laffed like that for so long
i too have had such an incident , although not a serious as some on here
it brings tears to my eyes thinking about it. and i will be more careful with the old fella from now on after reading all these posts
Hi, i'm a newbie in the forum and chatroom. but have made some friends in the chat
i would like to be considered for the mids munch
so i will be able to meet all the gr8 people i chat to
thanx purplemonkey